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Don't do it. You're gonna do it, but you shouldn't.

The other day I drank a white merlot for the first time. Loved it.

I saw it. It sucked. Thus ends my very informative review.

I'm halfway through Willful Child and it's kept me entertained. I'm listening to the audiobook, and you really owe it to yourself to listen to it because the narrator does a hilarious job with the ship's doctor. Laugh out loud funny.

Three turtles decide to have a picnic. After packing their food, and drinks, and supplies, they head off. The picnic grounds are quite far away, and, being turtles. it takes them days and days reach the park. Finally, they arrive at the picnic site. After spreading their blanket and unpacking...

During the christmas period, a girl takes home her boyfriend for the first time. He gets to meet the parents, they have dinner, and all is going well. After the dinner, the couple goes back home. The parents are watching them drive away when the father says to his wife: 'Nice guy, but it looks...

Now that's a burger.

Made myself a sammich.

What did the fast food cook say on his first day back to work after a funeral? I bereaved. I can fry.

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al-Qaeda outpost? I don't know either, I just fly the drone.

So a pirate had gathered all the courage to ask out the prettiest pirate lady (the one with the fewest peg legs) to the pirate dance. She did say yes, so he was gonna prepare himself for the great day. First he went to the smith to get a new hook, since you wouldn't want to dance with an old...

I watched this and really liked it. I hope it gets picked up. I keep thinking that I've seen the woman before. She looks like the woman who played Jack in the movie The Chronicles of Riddick.

Oh, what a drop!

Not everyone has the gene that allows them to smell asparagus in their pee. I found this out when I did the 23 and Me DNA test. Related to asparagus and sex:Improve Your Sex Life with Asparagus

His latest newsletter says next Mistborn late this year. Stormlight book in 2016.