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Lasik changed my life. There's nothing more annoying than having your glasses continually slide down your nose while eating a chick out. Seriously, Lasik really did change my life.

Saw it in HFR Real-3D. I rate it 7/10. It was my first time with HFR, and while I'm normally one to embrace all technological advances, it took away from the movie for me. Everything seemed too life-like, which may sound strange, but I didn't care for it.

It's starting to look a lot like Christmas.

Windows 8 is fast and stable for me. It does have its annoyance, though. For example, every now and then when I try to save a pic I see on the web, I get an insufficient privileges error and it doesn't save the file. It takes a second try to get it to save it. I'm running as admin and I'm saving...

There is no god.

A woman's husband had come down with a strange illness so she took him to see a doctor. Doc: Well your husbands symptoms are odd but we've managed to narrow the diagnosis down to two things: Aids or Alzheimer. Woman: Oh no doctor! That's just awful! What am I supposed to do? The doctor...

I don't play many games on my iPad, but XCOM is quite impressive.

What's the point of becoming a tranny if you still fuck girls? This wiener got into a slippery situation: Hot pussy

A friend of mine has spent $500 on it so far. I have declared him clinically insane.

Confirmed rustled. You need to take a chill pill.

Man: I lost 240 pounds in one day. I divorced my wife.

How wimpy do you have to be to think an ipad mini is heavy? It shouldn't lag on that stuff. It might be a faulty one. Did you set it up by using an icloud backup? A friend of mine used an ipad 1 backup and her Air ran crappy. I had her set it up as a new ipad and the problems went away.

Days of Thunder

The co-writer of the movie made a movie short that shows what was happening on the other end of her conversation with the dog guy. New Gravity short shows the other end of Sandra Bullocks radio call

Actually, they have to pay about $888 million in total. They were only reconsidering $450 million of the billion, which got lowered to 290.

Each bookmark is a death. Death comes to us all

Saw this while watching the game and thought WTF?

It's true, size does matter. When have you ever been satisfied when she brings you a small sandwich?

Here's a crazy idea: I will go through the process because I want to.

The Nook home screen blows.

My $129 Nook HD+ arrived today. It came in a standard Nook box. The unit is in brand new condition. The only way you'd know it was a refurb is by the tape that holds the box closed. It has the word refurb on it. Definitely going to put regular Android on it.

A hardcore Wakandan

Aflaaassss Does this hurt?

I have never played a card game like this in my life, but I'll give it a try once I get access. I will be one of the n00bs you guys steamroll. Don't know shit, Captain!

Somebody get this pic posted in an European newspaper quick!

Girl: What is the color of my eyes? Me: 34C

It took 4 weeks of waiting, but my gold 5s finally arrived. That makes me better than everyone else, right?

What is one thing you can say to a white guy but not a black guy? How was work today?