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Considering I have 269 posts in any NFL related thread, he already loses. Colts may want to put someone over the top of Boldin.

Oh shut the fuck up. I haven't even mentioned the Redskins this week. In fact, I rarely mention the Redskins at all. Go back and look at my posts you dipshit. Hate the team all you want, but I don't know where you all are getting this shit that all I ever talk about is the Redskins. Edit...

I feel like that's porn for pedophiles who don't want to admit it. You know, because "it's ok, she's 18." Creepy shit, dude.

Flacco is lucky as shit too. One of those receivers was running the wrong route, so he ended up throwing into double coverage and got bailed out by Boldin.

Apparently the Ravens are going with their "sit Ray Rice" strategy which has worked so well this season. Fucking retarded team.

Yeah, the Rams when you trade for Alex Smith.

Based on what? Neither team is very good offensively. I've been trying to tell you people that the only reason Luck has big numbers is because he turns it over like crazy and then has to throw 50 times a game to dig himself out of the hole he created. But you all just think I'm only saying it...

A Hall of Famer would've caught that.

Neither QB looks good right now. Luck has happy feet and absolutely no sense of the pass rush. Flacco is just Flacco.

Luck has no accuracy on his deep ball at all.

Nice first play. Had he not tripped, that could've been a knockout punch.

This one thanks to ham. Took a few listens before it really grew on me, but this song is addictive. It's also one of the most bizarre fucking videos I've ever seen.

Learn to read.

I really hope the Ravens lose just so I don't have to hear about Ray Lewis anymore.

Right, that's why I said it'd change after today's games.

Wow, I'm ranked #376 right now. I know that'll change once today's game happen, but that's still pretty ridiculous.

I think most of the people who win the lottery are incredibly poor/dumb. I mean, how often do you hear about a lottery winner who has a college degree? Winning one of those huge jackpots means you can essentially live off interest, and yet these jackholes somehow end up bankrupt. I think it's...

This part right here. It's very rare that a QB can come in like Luck/RG3/Wilson and take their team to the playoffs (in fact, it's basically something that never happened until a few years ago with Flacco, Sanchez, and Ryan). If they do, it's generally because they had an amazing team around...

Oh shit, I'd totally get a silver fox.

Geez, that's almost the identical system to the one I just talked about a couple posts up. In case you didn't see what I did (even though it seems like a different issue), newest BIOS, and set the graphics card to Gen 2 (which is PCI 2.0). Haven't had any issues since making that change.

Can't believe I wasted that many hours today watching shitty football.

Nice garbage time TD.

Webb is so bad. You keep seeing him wind up for these bombs, and you're like, "Damn, that's a pretty ball." But then you see that there isn't a receiver anywhere close to it and so he's really just good at chucking it up.

It happens...

Vikings have given up.

Wow, that play was just amazing. It looks like Webb is making a great move faking out the defender who could've sacked him, but he gets the pass off to WILDLY overthrow his receiver for an interception. Well done. Ponder sucks, but he really screwed the Vikings by being a pussy. I mean, it's...

You know it's a shit game when they show Collinsworth and Michaels on TV, talking about other teams, and it seems like the game that's actually on is a distraction from them talking.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say that guy just destroyed his ACL.

So I'd say hopefully the next two games are better, but that didn't work so well this last time. Plus, I'm already pretty sure the Colts/Ravens game is going to be shit. That was the game I was least looking forward to. Which means it'll likely be the most competitive.

That was a fucking awesome touchdown. Like the helicopter, but with a fuck you at the end.

So far, the teams with bye weeks have got to feel pretty good about their chances next week. Jesus, Vikings. That's terrible.

When the hell did the Packers become a rushing team? Stealing all the fucking touchdowns!

They should just stop trying to pass. He seriously just sacked himself by tripping over a defender. And he keeps trying to toss the ball when he's wrapped up.

Not a BLT, but Slater's 50/50 has some fucking delicious burgers. The 50/50 part is because they're 50% ground beef, 50% bacon. Which honestly, is mostly gimmick (doesn't taste that much different). But they have pretzel buns, and you can make your own burgers, and they have so many options, and...

First, ham is totally a hipster. Second, I found a few good albums from his top of the year. Animal Collective, Beach House, Chromatics, Japandroids, Trust, and Sharon Van Etten are all listenable.

Nice pass.

Fixed.

How in the fuck? Should've been a sack like 4 times over but somehow he gets like 15 yards.

Wow, if Dalton hadn't overthrown that one...

This game is as good as over. Bengals are fucking terrible.