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Yeah, my mother in law cooks with celery and cream of mushroom soup almost exclusively. Anyone had jello with raw celery in it?

Does that mean I can noodle your sister?

True, shame about Gina, though.

You get spicy farts as a bonus!

That's unbelievable. Was it caused by snow?

Are you kidding? You set it up to slay that pussy. She'll hang on your every word henceforth.

Rewarding effort is the way to go. I can totally tell when my kids have half-assed something. I know what each is capable of, having been so invested with their education, so when it comes short of that, they clearly haven't tried their best. My kids get rewarded for effort. Nothing like money...

Yeah, that was -20 Celsius. So that's what, -4 Fahrenheit? -20F is almost -30 C, that's too cold.

I'm Canadian, and lived in Ottawa for a bunch of years. One winter we had a longer than three week period where it didn't get above -30, day or night. It was kind of miserable because there is always wind on top of the cold. It was often very sunny and bright, but could not be outside for any...

Not the issue. She's in a position of authority. Teachers can't date their students. Therapists and doctors can't date their patients. It's law.

Trimmed trees at Schönbrunn Palace, Austria

This one time, in band class... https://www.alabamanews.net/2021/02/10/chilton-county-teacher-charged-with-engaging-in-sexual-act-with-student/?fbclid=IwAR2Tz2KLwNlGIIUG8kozTUAj3zmN6v36PXOq73425juLFJeTp5T9emMtoXQ

When does Foler get released?

My wife, Montreal fan, was super pissed off at me, a Toronto fan last night. It was glorious.

I dunno why exactly, but I still find her quite attractive, even with the extra weight. It's atypical for me, so who knows why.

I prefer multiple dipping sauces for fries. Ketchup, Mayo, coarse grain mustard. Then you can mix as you like. Vinegar is good with thick cut fries.

Tide Pod was funny, though.

She should probably start selling nude pictures to make money.