Search results

  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Maybe the hacker also had access to your email? You should followup with them on that. Find out what all he had to know to do what he did. And let us know if they give you that info, because all companies I've dealt with would not help me out at all. (that's my rustle today, why won't you...
  2. Hoss

    Home Improvement

    So there's no need to address whatever is causing the pothole? Just keep patching.
  3. Hoss

    Home Improvement

    Do any of you do asphalt work? There's a pothole in my driveway that just keeps getting bigger and not only do I not know how to fix it, I don't even know who to call.
  4. Hoss

    Hellboy (2019)

    Are those perlman tweets for real? There's gotta be more to that.
  5. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I remember the phantom menace fondly. But when I remember it, I forget about pod racing and remember how jar jar is sidious's master.
  6. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    What the fuck? Vanessa, do you do this? This is still an AMA thread, after all. Please take a moment from your hodjing and answer me.
  7. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    How long has vanessa been having periods?
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Tell them: "Oh, sorry I can't. I only had the one copy"
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Either they don't realize the bottom rack gets hotter, or they wash and reuse disposable dishes.
  10. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Since you mentioned feels. Not gunna lie, I kinda wanna feel your tits. But if that ever happens, keep your cock holstered. I don't care how feminine it is.
  11. Hoss

    I hereby demand the dissolution of this medal commission, the remove of all my medals and the immediate halt to all medals given to me

    I can confirm. Also, it saddens me to know that tuco is a half assed fence sitter, because this could have been entertaining for the rest of us.
  12. Hoss

    Disney+ Streaming Service

    We might be paying more than 12. It's my wife's account so I don't see the bills.
  13. Hoss

    Disney+ Streaming Service

    Didn't know that. We have a handful of people using ours and it's never been an issue. We sometimes have it on 2 TVs in the same house, so I guess none of the other people just happened to get on at the same time?
  14. Hoss

    Disney+ Streaming Service

    How could netflix pricing be any better? For $12 a month, your entire family and the neighborhood where every family member lives or ever lived gets access. If you're having trouble making the payment, maybe pass the hat. Get everyone to pay for a month each up front.
  15. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Sure I could because it's long and I'd probably never read it. The better question is whether I would. And no, I probably would not. How do you determine your net worth?
  16. Hoss

    Pregnancy scare memes

    Get a girl to call him in the middle of the night and tell him. Or better yet, have her say that she's sorry she didn't really get the abortion 2 years ago. I got that call one night and even though I knew it was fake, it still fucked me up.
  17. Hoss

    Marvel Universe stuff

    I wish they'd do Dr Strange. That would make a great monster of the week show.
  18. Hoss

    Shazam! (2019)

    I thought it was good even though the comic book physics were really annoying the shit out of me. You can't save someone from falling by catching them an inch off the fucking ground. The forces are still just as damaging as if they'd hit the ground. He was also really stupid, but then he was...
  19. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Except people on the internet. Obviously we're qualified to dictate your happiness because we're on your side. Post pics of the guitar.
  20. Hoss

    Death and... Taxes.

    Nope. My refund was nearly the same as last year. I've been itemizing for 20 years. This year I was nowhere near the standard deduction. Plus I brought home more throughout the year because they were withholding less. The thing fucking me is that my wife is playing around in the stock...
  21. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    What do you mean 'some good shit'. I can't find the nudes of her.
  22. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    How many were in your certification class?
  23. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know this isn't the point of your post, but your house man. A kitchen that used to be a garage and the living room is upstairs? The kitchen sounds awesome at first, until I start wondering what happened to all the shit you used to keep in the garage. Did you murder babies in a past life?
  24. Hoss

    Tiny Malicious Dinosaurs (Bird) Thread

    I had to re-read this sentence a few times. I kept seeing that you clamp his bowels. Maybe because I was wondering if he shits all over the place. If I ever come to your house, I'm teaching your bird the WOO game.
  25. Hoss

    The internet as it was in 1996

    How do you know about my drinking problem?