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  1. lurkingdirk

    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Hey, look. 12 shots and three fucking goals. Thanks a lot Anderson. Toronto needs to smell what's up and get rid of this piece of shit.
  2. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Is that a fine, red fedora? Do you tip it?
  3. lurkingdirk

    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    See, I don't think so. He won't be a starter after this year. He can either retire, or sit backup.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Screamfeeder seems upset.
  5. lurkingdirk

    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Fucking faceoff violation penalty? These refs are working hard...
  6. lurkingdirk

    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Good grief, watching Montreal is painful, even when they are winning.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    I'd put money on @Oblio Unless we're betting on retards. Then we all know who wins.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I bet this forum would buy these guys out...
  9. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Drinking a cow's milk is okay, but drinking human breast milk is considered gross. Licking a breast is okay, but licking an udder is considered gross.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    There are no stud finders that do any better when you have plaster and lath. It's a serious pain in the ass, but you seem to have landed on the best method possible.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    That's fantastic! Let's hope this is a trend and your little dude is entirely ready for this, and your concern is for naught.
  12. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah. The fact that they used pork hot dogs is what made that bad.
  13. lurkingdirk

    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Canada just beat Russia for the junior world cup in spectacular fashion. Down 3-1 going in to the third, Canada scores three unanswered goals and wins. Huge win for the program.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's hard to be humble
  15. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    We only have one pizza hut, and it's ghetto as all get out. I have never been able to convince myself to eat there.
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I knew, but my kids wanted it so I let them get it. I suffered the consequences of my benevolence.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Nothing, unless you order pizza and a casserole shows up instead.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We have been on and off with cleaners. Don't have them right now. Kids have to clean their own bathrooms, so toilets aren't an issue. We have Roombas that cover all the vacuuming except for weird stuff, which we keep on top of. We're all super tidy, with the exception of my middle child, whose...