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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I guess Gino's is just so popular because of location. But anything that make Chicago pizza less like Chicago pizza and more like real pizza would make it better.
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    Refunded item still shipped?

    I have had this very thing happen. I contacted Amazon once to say it was here, and if they sent me a return label I'd ship it back. I didn't hear back from them, so I kept the item. Same thing happened to me this year with the nhl channel. They somehow put my subscription from last year, which...
  3. lurkingdirk

    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    A couple things from tonight - Montreal has now lost their last five. Granted, tonight it was in overtime, so they get a point, but they're already in 13th in the East. They are a hurting unit right now. What needs to happen? Secondly, after watching Hutchinson play tonight, why would anyone...
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    That discussion was had. I have, in one of my past lives, made hot dogs. I have a very hard time eating them. I may give it a try, though. I've heard others say the same thing. I saved that. We might try it, though the general feelings of the family towards Chicago style was not positive. It...
  5. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    We were in Chicago today and the family really wanted Chicago pizza. We went to Giordano's, which is supposed to be some of the best Chicago style pizza. I hate that crap. It's a casserole, it isn't pizza.
  6. lurkingdirk

    3d Printing and the Future of Piracy

    Dammit, man. I can only get so erect, and I have only so much willpower.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yup. Cleaning lady doesn't want them there either.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Did the Explorer have the ten speed automatic transmission? I'm anxious to see what that's like.
  9. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Anyone here have a new Ranger? I'd like to get one, but I want to talk to someone who already has one.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Just watched this. I loved it. It was exactly what I expected from Star Wars.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Never been to a movie before?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you're getting a cleaning service off Craig's List you can always find one that does it topless.
  13. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Boy Indiana blew that, didn't they?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Call the city/county bylaws office and see what you can do. Often times if it is an eyesore, badly constructed, and leaning in to your yard you are legally able to do anything you want to it after giving something like a couple weeks notice to your neighbour to give her the chance to fix it.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, buzz the head. It will make this go away so much quicker. Of course, he might not have it. It has happened many times that someone in one of my kids classes had lice and we didn't get it. My youngest ended up getting it at summer camp.
  16. lurkingdirk

    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    I was just coming to post that. It's crazy that he's not only fined, but if he steps out of line again in the next year he gets a bigger fine. Pretty strong punitive measures for saying the refs messed up. I think the league is way out of line.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Good for you! Stick with it, the end is in sight!
  18. lurkingdirk

    Screamfeeder's Joint

    He admitted that his power helps him cope with a small penis if that's any consolation.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    How do nudists clean their glasses?
  20. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Excellent.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Screamfeeder's Joint

    I heard it's not that big, actually.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    The Ramsay Wellington recipe is fantastic, works every time. Now I need to try his spicy lamb shanks. How did they work out @Khane ?
  23. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Awesome. Penis garble is the name of my band. These girls inspired it.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    I dunno. Something something penis garble.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Okay, dickhead. If there is a gofundme I'll post it.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Sure. But I'm not spending time thinking up nicknames for this douche.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    That gif makes me weep for humanity.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I'd fence straight out from the sides of your house to the property lines, and then fence in your whole back yard. You have to fence at least some of the area if you have a pool, so why not just fence the whole area and have a nice, secluded, private area?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    No one is willing to expend the mental energy to actually think about this guy.
  30. lurkingdirk

    RL Picture Thread

    I once witnessed the most magnificent thing related to this. When asked "what's the name for this order?" the customer ripped the biggest, longest fart I've ever heard. It was magical. The girl behind the register laughed and said "thank you." When the order came up the guy said "Order for <huge...
  31. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, so some people I know just had quite the accident. A woman, her two month old, her 2 year old, and her 4 year old were driving along and missed a curve and ended up in a pond. The 2 and 4 year old kids died almost immediately, the mother and 2 month old are clinging to life right now. The...
  32. lurkingdirk

    RL Picture Thread

    You don't know? Sheesh. Sometimes it's like I don't even know you.