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My mom said she thinks she watched tonight's game on YouTube. But who knows if that's right. All I can say for sure is I was nearly a minute ahead of her.

YouTube is carrying all the games this year aren't they?

You're just in time. We paused the game for ya.

Random unexpected Lightning delay? More like God intervening to take away the eagles momentum after that turnover!

I'm not good with flags. Is that an Italian flag on his hat? Wtf is that about?

Pass rush isn't that bad. They are collapsing the pocket, but then he pops out, the tackle holds and he runs free.

Hurts would already have 300 yards from scrambling.

That taunting was a stupid penalty. It's like he was penalized for having fun.

Big pookie! Where the fuck did this guy come from? That's why I don't like to follow the off-season anymore. I prefer to be surprised when the season starts.

That's in the no-go zone no matter how ya look at it.

Simpsons made it famous

What the fuck does the environmental protection agency have to do with run defense? Is this part of the CAFE standards? Government overreach has officially gotten out of hand. Technically there were always ads on redzone because they showed the ads scrolling by on the sidelines. Problem...

He just got a little cheaper, that's all.

My wife calls hers Ms Body and she argues and fights with her all the time. She claims the answer to cramps is to not let your body win. Keep doing whatever you're doing until it realizes you're the boss and falls in line. I found a jow that works really well for cramps. I used to get calf...

I don't do any of that shit anymore. Remember, if something is free, that means YOU are the product. If I can't figure out how they're making money off of me I will not participate. Sometimes it's easy. They give me a hat with their logo, I know I'm representing them and I'm cool with that...

He won't drink much

The same way they clean their banisters at home. By licking them.

Sounds like you want to date this dude with an awesome apartment.

rip in pieces sweet prince.

Anything that's full of weird names I need to read because I will constantly be backtracking to see if that's the same person from before. Even with the weird names it has, DCC is doing a good job of not making me have to do that. But I am getting to where I have trouble keeping the characters...

Shit. I just realized we're playing the green bay micahs in week 4.