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  1. BrutulTM

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    How in the hell do you get it up there?
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    Smartphones

    Anybody know of an Android music player that doesn't just collect every .mp3 file on the phone and throw them all in together? I don't want my podcasts showing up in my music player but it seems like everything I've found just finds all your MP3s and doesn't allow you to specify or exclude...
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    2013 NFL Season

    Is there a downside to HGH? I remember when Stallone was taking it for the last Rambo movie he basically said it's the elixir of life and we should all be taking it after age 40.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    If you need 7 tows a year it's time for a new car, not a better towing plan.
  5. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So if you put that stuff in the freezer is it still ice cream the next day or does it turn into a big ice cube? I love homemade ice cream but all of it that I have ever had you pretty much had to eat right away. Alton implied that with his you could actually freeze it though.
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    Best condoms?

    Be sure to include a dime for scale.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    Of course this stuff will be used for things other than terrorism just like the RICO act before it was used for things other than the mafia. If you give law enforcement a tool, they are going to use it as much as they can. Also, if the "if you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to...
  8. BrutulTM

    Hell on Wheels

    Pretty good season opener. I was sorry to see the police chief didn't last long, he was an interesting character. I'm guessing that the Mormons aren't thrilled with their portrayal. I can't remember what happened to the Indian guy that was dating the church lady. Did he die? Maybe I...
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    And you don't see any connection between the two?
  10. BrutulTM

    The NSA watches you poop.

    If I'm going to see ads, it might as well be for stuff I'm intersted in. Google doesn't assassinate people or put them in prison indefinitely without trial. The government does.
  11. BrutulTM

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    The word wasn't really the point of the bit. Also, when he was on WTF with Marc Maron he said that bit is what made him a star. Then again this bit is kind of contradicted by him shilling for Obama nowadays.
  12. BrutulTM

    Hard Knocks - Cincinnati Bengals

    Cincinnati isn't relevant? Seems like quite a few people are picking them to represent the AFC in the superbowl this year.
  13. BrutulTM

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Yeah, they have you for two years. If you want to play hardball you could tell them you want to cancel it and pay the early termination fee. I know at least one person that got back on directv promotional rates by doing this. You can always back out if they call your bluff.
  14. BrutulTM

    Tablets

    I don't really "get" either size of tablet, but I don't like 10 inch ones at all. Too big and heavy and you can't hold them in one hand for an extended period of time for reading or whatever. The way that I use the internet as a message board addict means that I never read very long without...
  15. BrutulTM

    The NSA watches you poop.

    I know a few freemasons and I feel confident that they are not in control of anything.
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    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    My all time favorite comedy bit. For some reason he was able to say that stuff without getting crucified by "black leaders" unlike Bill Cosby or other black people who dared to suggest that people take some personal responsibility for their position in life.
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    The Wolverine

    Dude. Did you SEE the pic?
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    The Wolverine

    I think it's time for me to apologize for taking the thread in this direction. Sorry.
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    2013 NFL Season

    The 49ers new kicker missing a 44 yarder gave me flashbacks. If they don't have a kicker that can make 35+ yard field goals reliably again this year I am going to cry. That cost them like 3 games last year.
  20. BrutulTM

    Man kills wife, posts photo of body on facebook

    Florida has been the WTF everything state for some time now.
  21. BrutulTM

    Man kills wife, posts photo of body on facebook

    They hate it because everybody likes it. Saying you hate something that is popular is a good way to feel superior.
  22. BrutulTM

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Yes, because this story is totally typical and that's why we didn't make it 350 posts long in a few days.
  23. BrutulTM

    The help finding products thread

    I really can't imagine what application a fan that is 24 feet in diameter and looks like this would have, but it is kind of sweet.
  24. BrutulTM

    Hell on Wheels

    I liked the first two seasons but not the finale so much. I was looking forward to seeing Bohanan and Lily running the railroad together. I hope this season doesn't suck.
  25. BrutulTM

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    Dwayne Wade's fucking kids are named Zaire and Zion. Not only are they going to have to live with stupid names their whole lives, but they will always be last when things are done in alphabetical order in school.
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    What is all this "gluten-free" shit?

    I guess nobody told them that everyone who eats gluten free is gay.
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    Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

    A store with a bunch of assault rifles behind the counter seems like the worst possible place to try an armed robbery even if you didn't know about the dog.
  28. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    Have you used it? I've never heard anyone say that about it before. Usually the only complaint people have is the lack of Instagram.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    Well, since you are posting sanctimoniously on a video game message board I don't think anyone could say you didn't do your part.
  30. BrutulTM

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    Poverty in America is perpetuated by bad parenting. It's not a racial thing. If parents stay together and sacrifice for their children, the kids have a good chance of upward mobility. If parents abandon and neglect their kids in favor of substance abuse or other negative factors, they have a...
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    Smartphones

    Cell phones and little gadgets at 2.4 GhZ are some of the weakest transmitters around. You don't get shit from them compared to say, an FM radio or TV station tower broadcasting at 100,000 watts. Even police car radios and walkie talkies are broadcasting at an order of magnitude greater power...
  32. BrutulTM

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    That would be nice. I really like the idea of companies like Amazon and Google getting into the business because they have other streams of revenue and don't have to squeeze every penny of profit out of their subscribers.
  33. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    There's radio waves of all frequencies flying around. No reason not to use all of them. If you only use one frequency you greatly reduce the number of signals and thus the amount of power available to you.
  34. BrutulTM

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Thanks for being the 30th person to post what he already stated in the thread title.
  35. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    And you would want to do this why?
  36. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Since there are some Alton Brown fans in this thread, you might like to know that he's doing a podcast now on the Nerdist network. The Alton Browncast << Nerdist I've been listening for a few weeks now and it's not bad. He talks about food news, interviews celebrity and non-celebrity...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Does anyone have any advice on what the OP should have done in the past or an opinion on whether or not he is stupid? Just curious. Also, dealerships suck ass. There's a reason used car salesmen are one of the least trusted professions. You will usually get a better deal private treaty and...
  38. BrutulTM

    Breaking Bad

    Any way you could make this post longer?
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Get a lawyer man. It will cost money but they will know what to do if they're not an idiot. Forget what the cop told you. She just wants to get you off the phone so she doesn't have to do more paperwork.