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Lazy except for those lunch breaks.

Just watched the first four episodes of Ajin. Not sure how I feel about it yet.

Worst description I've ever heard.

I like every hole a woman has equally.

I'd do a Japanese chick if their vaginas weren't so blurry.

I definitely believe you Hoss

Sounds reasonable to me.

It's really the only way.

Women are the hipsters of noob. Noobing it up before noob even existed.

A sound strategy

I've never been able to get through to a woman, no matter how emphatic I am about my hobbies and habits, how things are when you're with me. I'm completely up front about it, but it still always shocks them when they live through it. I'm not sure how it's ever worked for you to be honest...

I don't mind living with women at all. They mind living with me for all the reasons I and others have mentioned about me being cool with being alone. I'm not very gracious when it comes to dealing with a woman who suddenly needs my attention the second I sit down at my computer simply because...

Come on now, that recipe is about everything BUT the Kale. You can do that with any green, leafy veggie. The Kale is completely masked by every other ingredient.

I use the Iwatani as well but make sure you get good butane. You want a clean flame otherwise the meat will smell and taste like gas. A clean flame is a flame that burns completely blue with no orange/yellow flames and no visible smoke. The more orange you have in the flame the dirtier it is...

If I could find a woman who was legitimately OK with never co-habitating I think I might be able to pull off a lasting marriage. Maybe.

So Claire vs Frank. Hopefully it doesn't suck as bad as season 3 did.

That doesn't sound right

That's why weddings suck. You can't even do what the two of you want to do anyway, so what's the point?

Just watched the first episode. Great show.

You sure you posted that? I definitely don't remember anything like that. Sucks man

That was pretty fast. Didn't you get divorced last year?

I'm kind of the same way. Though it isn't that I NEED my space but rather I'm just very independent so inevitably because I'm perfectly fine and perfectly happy to do things separately they end up taking that as me not caring about them at all and that I don't want to spend time with them. I...

Sometimes ya gotta be a little retarded to get a high five.

You're a super taster too right? Jokes. I got em.

Looks like the prince wants to usurp the throne!

That's true. Can't high five a bro when you don't even know what the broads look like

You're late to the party Ancient. But it's still good to have you.

Had another sausage grande scrambler from TBell this morning. Still as dope as evah.

Noodle, smearing vasoline on your wife's butthole because she's got some butt issues and needs help... that's love. Carrying your wife through raids because you're so addicted to your video game habit that you're trying to force her to play just so she doesn't nag you about playing for 6 hours a...

Yo, a_skeleton_03 just made an HTML table to tell you what's up Phaz. You gonna let him do that to you?

Gonna be a series.

Listen bros... women aren't very good at anything. They also aren't very fun to hang out with, well unless they're naked that is.

Had a quesalupa tonight. It was pretty bad, the cheese inside the shell just makes the whole shell kind of rubbery instead of crunchy like it should be.

Found Nester's hot button!

Because some people are co-dependent and that works for them, and some people are independent and that works for them.

Yes I pay state income tax. I also pay property tax on my car.

I know right? That cigar box coulda been a perfect dice holder.

Well, my house appraised at $248k at my last refinance. My property taxes are $7k/yr at the moment. Houses a few towns over in a shitty area with high crime rate would have similar taxes on a $180k house. Even if you compare it based on % of property value the midwest is way, way cheaper than...

Whatever it is you're doing you'll get tired of it eventually.

The BizTalk orchestration engine runs on BPEL as well.