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After seeing a post somewhere on this board about smiling more, I've been making a conscious effort to not let my jimmies get rustled as easily. It's taken some doing, but I am a much more upbeat person now. I might have to necro the tickled pickle thread soon.

One of our tech wizards should make a GUI in Visual Basic and open a socket to track the IP address.

Pete transformed from the smug bastard we all hated to the smug bastard we all love. Personally, I think I came around to liking him just after he got knocked the fuck out by Lane. *Edit* Wow, I was positive that Brittany Snow was the actress playing Bonnie, but I looked it up just now and it...

You know nothing, Noodlefart.

I get quarterly bonuses at work of between 1 and 2k, so I'd probably do the same as I do with those: pay down the little bit of debt I have left (car and student loan payments). What is your favorite vegetable?

I'm not sure this is worth its own thread so I'll toss it in here. Any recommendations for an indoor HD Antenna? I don't have TV service, but I'd like to have the option to watch basic stuff like Jeopardy and some prime-time major network shows. I did some research and I shouldn't have any...

There's a super ghetto human resources woman in my office who says "axe." It's so stupid, because she's saying this on the phone and in interviews with potential new hires. A while ago, one of our coworkers wrote down the word "ask" on a piece of paper and showed it to this ghetto piece of...

Strawberry Lofthouse sugar cookies are in grocery stores now. Summer has officially begun.

I fixed it for you to make it more appropriate to this internet community. Please don't sue me for Copyright Infringement.

So the message of this is that you should always wear a life jacket, but it seems like it should be to always make sure everyone on your boat can turn right.

Well, fuck Charles. Worthless piece of shit.

I learned that everyone on internet forums lies about everything.

I'd like to know what it is about Onoes that apparently makes women drop their panties. From his pictures he appeared to be fairly average, physically.

Stuff the crust and I might give it a try.

I've always had a hard time figuring out what to do/give for Father's Day. Mother's Day is easy because flowers and shit. However, my dad is into technology/computers, and he pretty much just buys himself whatever he wants all year round. Stuff like sports games don't interest him at all, and...

I asked about them a while ago in the comic book thread in the book house.

Not sure if they still make these, but they were AMAZING:

That's what I figured. I'm glad to see you're only about 95% emotionless, efficient robot and there's still a shred of humanity buried within you.

Yeah, I'm not sure I believe Deathwing was being serious about questioning why you'd put chili on cornbread. Growing up, that was the default way we ate chili: take cornbread muffin, separate muffin top from muffin bottom, and top the flat surface of each with a heaping spoonful of chili...

I feel your pain. I'm the only male in my 5-person department at work, and my immediate boss is also a woman. Fortunately, her boss is a guy, and all of the other higher-ups are men as well.

I won't lie. When Oliver dropped the L-word with Felicity I (sitting alone in my living room) yelled "Fuck, yes, finally!" at the TV. Sad times were had when the farce was revealed

Yes, I thought it had long ago been established that you're a terrible person and, indeed, a faggot. That's ok, though. We still love you.

libary, libary, libary, libary. This old women in the cubicle next to me works with SharePoint and all I hear all day is her on the phone butchering the word 'library'.

If you know the facebook page I wouldn't post it here. No need to make it easy for some asshole to troll it or do other stupid shit.

Doesn't like Baja Blast. Doesn't like blue cheese. joebee confirmed terrible person.

This is exactly the kind of dish I was trying to prepare. I was trying to recreate Olive Garden's Steak Gorgonzola Alfredo. Absolutely delicious. Without the cheese I basically just ended up with fettuccine alfredo with sauteed spinach.

I adore blue cheese. A while ago I bought a big block of it to use for cooking a fancy ass Italian dish, and while I had some other stuff cooking I sat down in front of the TV and started nibbling off the corners. Before I knew it, I had eaten the whole block and didn't even want to finish...

I doubt super tasting has anything to do with you disliking blue cheese. I know tons of normals who can't stand the taste of blue cheese because of its overpowering flavor.

Tarrant and Noodlefriend should start a "The Super Taster Thread" so you guys can relate stories about how awful everything tastes.

That looks delicious. I think that's the first thing I've ever seen that made me want to visit Cleveland.

I'm really hoping Chloe is going to open some sockets to find the terrorists on this season of 24.

Keep in mind that Noodlefart is a "super taster" so his declarations on deliciousness are pretty much worthless to us normals.

Yes, that's what I was going for. Thanks for pointing out my witty one-liner and ruining it.

I think you just won the beer thread and the marriage thread.

At the very least you should have written an angry letter. I'm sure you could have gotten a nice gift card out of it.

Are those steaks from taco bell?

Shut up. I like her GoT videos. She has a really awesome series on the histories of some of the houses. I don't care for her other videos (mostly comic book stuff), so I don't want to subscribe. Astrocreep is providing a valuable service. Although I admit that her pronunciation of the long...

They key to being racist is to be subtle and passive aggressive about it. I've never understood the point of using direct racial slurs. It's so much more interesting to imply racism.

I worked at a concert venue selling Boardwalk Fries when I was in high school, and we loved when drunks would come buy fries. We didn't even have to try to scam them, they'd just throw down 20 dollars bills and wander off, forgetting their change.