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Er, no it won't... Oh I see what you did there. "Yes, that's precisely what will happen when we die."

"My excellent colleagues have forgotten these bitter lessons of history. The prospect of tyranny may not grab the headlines the way vivid stories of gun crime routinely do. But few saw the Third Reich coming until it was too late. The Second Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed...

Get raped son... ? I dunno either. I remember having my parents give me shit when I said I was spending $30K on a sedan. Then I told them to go look at the prices of Accords and Camrys. That shut them right up.

Yeah, I'll stick with ON Whey as well.

Yeah, but at least women hang out with "the gays". Man Jose is just dumb with respect to women folk.

For posterity porpoises.

Rich coming from you.

It"s lupus.

/clap /clap /clap sir. Edit: not Etoille, obviously, we all still assume she"s a female

Wrong, however the authorities typically get involved after you have done so.

Except when you pee, then it all comes crashing back, or should I say burning back.

What fucking planet do you live on... guy?

Which is why you have more than 1-2 dates before you make this decision. You"re already 50% there after the first 2 dates. Why are you still fishing around if you"re digging deeper with one person. You"re clearly not actually looking for a long term relationship if you can"t even commit to a...

Turn it around. If you knew the 3 girls you were seeing were also seeing 2 other guys each, would you want a relationship with any of them? At some point you need to make up your mind BEFORE you start getting your dick wet in them or they decide it"s a relationship. Because at that point, you...

I"ve read this thread. And your "explanation" is the worst. Make time? Bullshit. Whatever, you"re an idiot and I look forward to this crashing and burning like everything else.

God fucking dammit. WHY are you seeing ex"s, WHY?! You"ve already figured out why it went south with them hence the EX status. Fucking retarded, stop being so goddamn needy for attention.

/palm x 1,000,000,000 You"re being apathetic about oh, all the wrong things. Everything you just mentioned is a sign of whats to come and you completely ignored it claiming "I"m not jealous". Maybe not, but you are completely retarded for just letting that stuff slide by. Look at this thread...

I just have to say this, fuck you. LIFE IS THE LONGEST THING YOU"LL EVER DO. People are retarded, simply retarded, for using this dumb fucking phrase consisting of pure idiocy.

Holy shit, did your company remove the "Delete" key next to "Page Up" and "Page Down" on your keyboards? E-mail from ex, "Hi soandso, this is a bunch of non-work related BS..."[DELETE KEY PRESSED] Holy fucking christ you are a dumb fuck.

A girl that makes you play WoW? Eat that WoW CD (and hopefully die doing so) for thinking that"s a good thing.