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"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!" "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows." "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of...

Have fun old man, rest well.

Gotta take alot of body strength to operate it and that will dictate the flight time.

My wife asked me why I was whispering at home I said I was worried that mark zuckerberg listening , she laughed , I laughed , Alexa laughed , Siri laughed , we all laughed.

Let me know if you want me to send my best guy over, he's a keeper don't want him back.