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Wonder why California banned plastic bags.

You go to the store and get 3 items and they bag it into 5 bags when it could easily been in 1 bag.

Corona virus ain't gonna last long. It's Made In China.

TOOLS EXPLAINED DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could...

A guy walks into a bar in downtown New York and notices an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman near him, sipping a cocktail. Great hourglass figure, long, long legs, full breasts nearly bursting out of her top. "Who's that knockout?", he asks the bartender. Bartender says: "She's a very high...

American schoolchildren pledging allegiance to the flag in a former form of the salute, specifically the Bellamy salute.

My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.

Did you now.... Before the crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home.

Had to google walkman!!

Hell yeahhh,