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Zombies ate my neighbors. I guess dead rising would be kinda close to an updated version of it. Earthbound. No rpg out there has really hit that same silly, dumb, subtle humor and all around fun that this game had. It was like the blues brothers of rpg's. Goofy and Epic at the same time...

North Korea is a weird place. It's where facts and information go to die, only to be reborn as the glorious, immortal heritage of the kingdom of North Korea. I mean that is where heaven first touched earth and gave birth to the first humans who arose out of a giant cabbage... or was that some...

Technology became humanity's advantage over nature. It was literally the light in the dark that allowed us to otherwise transcend our fate. We have moved on, and moved up, and created much and destroyed much. And those who sit nestled in the cradle of humanity's achievement; fear not the dark...

The first two games I ever owned for my Nintendo were Top Gun and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They were given to me, I wonder why... They literally got me to swear in front of my mom for the first time ever and I got grounded for it. Fuck these games.

I thought the Jugs started in screenshots when a whole mess of people started using different variations on the Kool-Aid jug mascot as their avatars. People who identified themselves in this manner adhered to a loose code that exemplified "Jug Life". Which broken down basically means, acting...

Why are the NC Blue? -Because of their guns Why are the TR Red? -Because they have no souls. Why are the VS purple? -Because they're epic failures. What do they use to grease axles with on Auraxis? -Pedestrians How many engineers does it take to replace a light bulb? -It only...

In hindsight I would choose nothing and pass the offer. But it's a little late for that. First of all, if I am on a beach and some dude comes wafting out of a haze after I rubbed a lamp; Then proceeds to tell me that if I let him fuck me up somehow he will give me all of Superman's powers...

I saved a handful of my better essays a while back. As with any great artist it is important to hold onto old works so that you can better gauge improvement and understand what still needs to be improved. I like to think of some of my posts as lovingly crafted, unique gifts that I bestow upon...

Lets see, FF4 was the first final fantasy I played. I had a friend that owned the game but had never beaten it. He had gotten a few hours in when the cartridge lost it's memory, console got kicked or something, and hadn't picked it back up. His birthday rolls around and he was having a big party...

Demon Souls and Dark Souls have been well received based on their difficulty and unforgiving manner; But where does this difficulty come from? In many games the player has a base power level. This power level allows them to tackle early enemies, but if they tried to rush right to the end it...

Wait, you retreated TO screenshots to avoid the retards? Someone gave you bad directions my friend.

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I agree the anime series was pretty shitty, but the movie that preceded it was good, imo.

I was forced into lurking way back when my first account got banned back in '03. I kept coming to the site though. I put in an application for a new account but it wasn't authorized and I pretty much forgot about it. Then the manslide of '05 happened and a huge number of pending accounts all got...

Going to go see this at an IMAX theater that's about an hours drive away. I too am a little concerned with how much material they are going to cram into the story line. I mean overall the book was very quick and to the point, which helped give it a momentum that carried the story along to it's...

Man, I really like that other games banner. I farted around making logos and t-shirt designs and stuff for various organizations when I was in school. Nothing nearly as nice as what you guys are putting out though. Keep up the good work.

Hey Phoenix, you know something we don't? Time to share man.

Well Kirsie, thanks for stopping by and laying claim to your body once again. After Evely's just dropped it in the middle of the street like that, I was concerned someone else was going to pick it up and start all kinds of additional drama with it. Maybe pretend like he had been using pictures...

There needs to be a place where people can come and confess all off the stupid shit they pulled because they honestly believed it was the end of the world. Telling their bosses off... spending all their money... fucking random strangers... finally using the GOOD towels, total insanity stuff.

This guy has more issues than National Geographic. He contains huge amounts of self loathing and the desire for others to feel sorry for him. Those two things sort of contradict one another. So making a fake persona with a traumatic past allowed him to fish for pity while pretending like the...

I prefer the term Tyenley when referencing that abominable ho-man. Half Ho, Half man, full retard.

For everyone joining this thread for the third time... The official, unofficial FoH,MoreNutz, Rerolled server & faction is Terran Republic on Jaeger. That server is essentially where a lot of people are making TR alts. A Lot of other people from the boards seem to be on Mattherson Playing all...

If FoH was a kids show, it would be "Avatard: The Last Gender Bender" If it was a cable television drama, it would be "Dick/Tuck" If it was a sitcom it would be, "Two and a half men: Pretending to be Five Women and a dog." If it was a blockbuster movie that made you ashamed of your childhood...

Borderlands was a ton of fun when I played through it with a friend. I have heard good things about Borderlands 2 but I have not personally played it yet (crazy I know).

I haven"t posted a lot on these forums. I don"t have some 5 digit post count and a million +nets. That being said I still enjoyed the hell out of these forums for what they were: A place where people could be any flavor of stupid and share opinions like they were std"s while developing a sense...

In regards to the girlfriend who got slapped by her brother. That is just a mess. To everyone saying he should have fought the brother, no. The most likely outcome from that altercation is that the police get involved. Then it comes down to the four accounts of what happened. The brother...

found her cat...

On that note... I dunno bout all o chu guys, but women scare the crap out of me these days. I am constantly evaluating my surroundings to make sure I am NOT alone with a woman I am not familiar with. I have had too many friends end up in some kind of trouble because some girl claims they felt...

Dro has shown us one of the most important things we can do when dealing with emotionally charged women (all women?). That is to simply not say a damn thing. Seriously. When a woman speaks it is like passing an iceberg in the night. What we hear is just the tip of it. Referencing the above...

KILL IT WITH FIRE! before it regenerates...

I think it"s the forbidden black tongue of ancient times used to summon the end of the world...

In my youth, I found the Noows site during my quest for all things ultimate. I was foolish then and headstrong. When this place was created I journeyed with the others and took the name Lucidor. I joined the insanity of the early screen shots. I took up the art of creating poorly constructed...

I see that statistics class is coming in handy already.

Personally.. (right there you know this post is not going to be very enlightening) I wouldn"t mind seeing a low?-fantasy setting. Fewer mythical beasts and magic and more political, kingdom versus kingdom style conflicts. I think a game like this would do well to avoid the loot centric drive...

Except liquid water takes up less space than frozen water. It"s the same principle that causes physics-ly challenged individuals to neglect winterizing their homes as they go on vacation for a month just to come home to a house full of burst pipes. As far as the snowfall thing... why do you...

I could never understand how this problem generated so much contention. The answer is simply: Yes the plane will take off while it"s wheels are spinning twice as fast compared to a normal take off. The fact that we have had input from thousands of college level physics students and...

I understand that there will always be those who want to open something up to see how it ticks. However, giant numerical values representing different variables is the result of limited technology or poor implementation or habit. If you are going to make a calculation a critical part of any...

I am going to be obnoxious and tag on my two cents to the end of this thread without reading any of it. --What are the elements of an mmo?-- The most basic components are: -visualization -statistics & calculations -player organization & communication -NPC behavior All of which are...