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He's in the "honeymoon" phase of a new relationship. Her pussy still smells like strawberries and all they care about is fucking and having a good time. And he's confusing that with love. I mean that shit has happened to all of us. We're trying to warn you because we've made that mistake...

No... you've been dating for 6 months. And before you met her you didn't believe in marriage from what you're saying. So in 6 months you went from "fuck marriage" to "this is the one". What? Do you actually read the shit you're writing as a "defense" of yourself?

Uhh what? I never complained about having to grow stronger before you can take on the hardest content. I'm laughing at the people who buy into this whole "horizontal" vs "vertical" bullshit buzzword nonsense and act like it's not the same old shit in a different package. EQN is going to be...

So you went from not believing in marriage to wanting to marry a 19 year old in... 6 months. Anyway, good luck. The odds are stacked heavily against you.

Sounds like a bunch of the same old nonsense with a different buzzword attached. Instead of cockblocking me from entering a dungeon based on my item level, they cockblock me from entering a dungeon based on my tier number.

Yeah... sounds like you have a firm grasp on the nuances between the two.

But she plays video games bro! That's like an Asian with green eyes. That's an extra to these people. It's like leather bucket seats, it's double the price.

Forget about all that "compatability" stuff... this dude is about to marry a fucking 19 year old he started dating 6 months ago because she sat at a table while he nerdgasmed over some figurines and has a bigger video game library than he does. She's the one for sure!!

What the hell is horizontal leveling? And what the hell is vertical leveling? Is that like the difference between strafing and jumping while you "advance" your character? Look at the shit they've got you guys arguing about...

I was kinda meh on Solomon Kane. There was some cringeworthy dialogue throughout.

I'm about as white as they come and I would have no problem eating dumplings for 20 years. They're fucking delicious!

This Grumpus guy sounds like he's so excited to be getting his dick wet that anything will do.

So for anyone who lives in or around the central New Haven CT area I just found out some pretty amazing news. A company called B. United International is doing something very interesting and unique. The long and short of it is, they bought thousands of specialty barrels, everything from gin...

11pm EST is Noon in Korea, they really couldn't have the games start at 10am in Korea?

You must have watched a different OMG vs TSM game than I did, because OMG rolled TSM. It wasn't close at all.

To be fair, Gambit looked very strong in their previous 3 games. They were the only undefeated team left in group play until that game. I'm wondering if the reason most of these games are lasting 30 minutes or less and are pretty much terrible to watch is because some of the teams are confident...

How is it possible that 10lbs makes you lose so much "finger fat" that your ring would just fly off your finger? Are you all hands?

I really don't like this double round robin 8 game nonsense. It's gotta be mentally exhausting to play all those games and then go straight to the quarters and have to play teams who get to study the 8 games you just played. I'm assuming riot just wants the cash for the extra views/tickets but...

Pumpking is the only straight up pumpkin beer I can drink. I generally hate that style. Although, Red Hook makes a pumpkin porter that is quite good.

This is a lot more true than you might think warhead. Always ask them a simple question to engage them in conversation.

These games haven't been all that great to watch so far. Almost every single match has been a 1 sided slaughtering.

Haha what? A phone call is more manly than a text? How do you know what their schedule is like and what they are doing at the moment you call? Chances are they aren't even going to answer the phone when a number they don't know comes up on caller id so why bother? I can't imagine why nobody...

A tailor should be able to "re-style" your suit to taste. Granted it's gonna cost you extra money, but there isn't much a good tailor can't do as long as the shoulders on the jacket fit appropriately.

Stop being a vegetarian. Nobody likes a vegetarian.

Dude, you're so full of it. I ran through Emerald Jungle on my shaman at like... level 18. You got a SOW and you hugged the walls. There was almost 0 danger doing that.

Sounds like an absolutely stupid, unimaginative mechanic. "Double invis"? Seriously? Why couldn't they just call it Infravis and require a new type of spell or item to see them?

If you're close enough to DC go to the Brickskeller... well it's not called the brickskeller anymore, I think it's called Bier Baron now or something. No idea how good that place is. Brickskeller was awesome though. They had over 1400 beers and they sent them up on a pulley system with those...

Was she your pizza roll mentor?

I think Wombat is right with that whole shiney new toy theory. People who would otherwise be completely content and happy settling down forego it just because "Well, I like this person but... I wonder what else is just a mouse click away. Looking won't hurt right?" And then that turns into...

That's really dangerous. Why wouldn't you just use a spotter?

That seems like a recipe for disaster. But play on playa.

Well there's the only real problem with online dating sites. You post your pictures on the internet and now they are fair game for everyone, everywhere

Rolls a smurf account to wreck people in normals. Complains when people better than him use their diamond accounts instead of wasting time making a smurf account.

Hey man, it's totally fine to bag a horse face every once in a while. They are way more appreciative and will let you do practically anything.

It's fine if you do more of a cross-training type routine just to slender up. But a lot of us try, or have tried, to push ourselves to our limits to try to get a bit bigger. You need a spotter for that.

I can't tell if, since I started online dating a year and a half ago if I'm just incapable of genuinely being interested in women for longer than 2 months nowadays, or if I just have a bad case of this new toy syndrome.

This cookie clicker game is hysterical

Yea that whole equal rights movement is bullshit. Women get all the benefits with none of the responsibility! When the ship is going down it should be children first and then every man and woman for themselves. Equal rights is a bitch baby!

Wait... Why is Luther on that list? I thought it was done?

Second season is still filming. So only 1 season so far.