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Please tell me that's not real. Please tell me The Onion trolled Huffington Post.

I liked the first two episodes a lot. Looking forward to see where they take it. Melissa Fumero (Detective Amy Santiago) looks like she's about to burst out laughing at Samberg in some of the scenes. It's cute for now but I hope she can keep herself together better down the line.

Well I was the one who ended it with the girl in every situation but 2 so I think it may be me. Though I don't know if it's a "grass is greener" attitude or I just haven't found anything that excited me. As for the 3.5 years with no marriage. Well, we were very young when we met (I was 23 she...

This girl is the breadwinner. I doubt you'll have much issue just discussing it with her and it's very likely she will be very reasonable.

Just watched the rest of the Gama Bears vs SKT quarters

I get a decent amount of winks from black women, even a message here and there. But they are all from da hood and probably just lookin for a sucker white boy to buy them fancy shit, like juicy sweatsuits.

This is what my ex tried to suggest was fair and equitable. I wasn't on board with it, seems a lot of you are. Then again it wasn't pertaining to my entire mortgage, just the 800 or so I was paying out of pocket so $350 seemed more than fair and I was pissed she was even complaining about that.

Whaaaa?

Why can't I find a woman who makes twice as much as I do? I wanna live on easy street and own boats and shit.

I can get behind this.

She gets the benefit of a nice place to live for half the price of owning and 0% of the responsibility and cost associated with maintaining a home. Sounds more than reasonable to me.

Bros, if she ain't gonna pony up like a normal, respectable adult she sure as shit ain't signing a pre-nup, and a pre-nup is necessary.

Sounds like a recipe for disaster. If there are no expectations or terms set before moving in she's gonna claim you're blindsiding her once you get sick of it.

Man I just really don't agree with that "If she doesn't have a good job she shouldn't pay" bit. Would she get free rent from a landlord in a normal renter scenario just because she doesn't have a good job? She could get government subsidies like section 8 but unless she's a total deadbeat she'd...

Fuck that. As for the half thing, figure out what the reasonable rent for a place similar to yours is, then divide that by 2. Unless it's more than the mortgage, then just divide the mortgage by 2. If she cries about it being unfair run for the hills.

I get more pussy from Match than I did on PoF too. Women think that just because they are paying and more people are genuinely looking for something real that it's OK to put out sooner or something I suppose. Who knows. The obvious solution to my dating woes is to get back on PoF.

WoW has spaceships? Since when? Weren't there races from other planets in EQ too, aka Luclin? Not 100% sure on this, been a while. Gnomes already have technology in EQ. They could even tinker. Honest question because I really don't remember, but weren't there even Clockwork Gnome Robot NPC's...

I will most likely end up telling her the truth because the same thing always inevitably happens. I try to let her down easy, she sees it as "Well maybe we just aren't giving it a real shot, I can try harder", we go back and forth for 15 minutes and eventually I get aggravated and just tell her...

Well, what exactly is normal food? I never really felt deprived even when I was in full on first phase Atkins mode.

No she definitely knows. She jokes about it in passing. As for the molestation, don't know, and I'm not about to open that can of worms.

Hey, I realize I'm being selfish and it's really just to make myself feel better about the whole situation but... you know... sometimes you just gotta Treat Yo' Self

Other people have already said that to her. She even acknowledged it on our first date and joked a little about it. Which was charming at first.

You're dead on here. But if I do end up lying to her it won't be for fear of being shallow, it will be because I don't want to make her feel bad about something she can't change.

I was "single" for 2 weeks or so before I met her. Finding dates on Match or OKC or POF has never been an issue. Finding someone I really feel connected to is. The amount of other options literally a mouse click away may be to blame. I honestly haven't figured that out. I had a really bad...

Well she doesn't talk like a child, her voice just has the pitch of a 12 year old. She's articulate and well educated. She doesn't use any goofy, child like words or phrases.

By this logic arrows shouldn't exist either because who needs physical projectiles? Everyone is fine with arrows but not bullets for what reason? Why do guns have to be steampunk? Why can't they just be technology. It's ok for gnomes to be tinkerers and have clockwork robots and stuff but not OK...

Does the GetBackers manga go further than where the anime ended? If so does anyone know which volume/chapter they ended the anime at?

Maybe it was their way of trying to prevent people from waypoint gifting and rushing new characters? It opened up all sorts of other exploits though, like being able to switch difficulties, pick a quest, then switch back to a difficulty you hadn't gotten to that quest in and being able to jump...

What's wrong with my analogy? It's rock solid. I want some serious third party input here. My friends are too close to the situation.

You know, my friends tell me constantly that I'm overly picky. But I can't picture spending the rest of my life with someone who's voice grates on me. Do you think it's something you get used to? Kind of like a house full of animals? You smell it at first and it's abhorrent but then you just get...

I've been dating a girl I met on Match for about 2 months now. She's fun to hang out with, very laid back, we have a lot in common and the sex is good. But... her voice annoys the shit out of me. She sounds like a 12 year old (she's not stupid her voice just never matured I guess). I can't get...

Games would last days and queues would get really bad on servers with lopsided faction distribution. A lot of people simply couldn't get in and complained that you could stalemate (especially at the bridge alliance side) for very lengthy periods of time. Couple that with the fact that you got...

I'm not sure exactly how they do it, but I do know it's delicious.

I understand your point but there are far more athletes from each country competing in the Olympics, and don't forget, Olympians by definition are amateur athletes. Pros are not allowed to compete (well, for the most part anyway). I'm not saying allow every team in, I'm just saying allow MORE...

Those articles are hardly definitive due to the timelines involved and the relative infancy of online dating (and data gathered). Not to mention some of that research was funded by eHarmony. Nonetheless I obviously use these sites and did find one girl that I really, honestly loved through...

No he's saying that "Absolutely Delighted" is a feminine turn of phrase. I bet you also say "Love love love". As in "I love love love the character models in TESO"

Says the guy with an It's Always Sunny avatar

There is a an awesome tavern around here that serves brunch on Sundays, one of their dishes is Scottish Eggs Benedict. It's a poached egg encased in a fried, lightly breaded sausage patty on english muffins with hollandaise. All served over a bed of corned beef hash. It's wonderful.

The biggest problem with the way worlds are set up is that there just aren't enough teams from each region represented. We get to see a handful of teams play 8 games in a double round robin over an entire week to the point we are sick of seeing them and then the quarters are only a best of 3 and...

I don't the kass pick was the problem, Meteos kept trying to farm in lanes instead of helping get an advantage in a lane after that first early double kill. As a result FNC always knew where he was the entire game and they could just roam and pick people off. The whole team just kept getting...