everytime an athlete does or says something stupid (RGIII's article there, Hernandez killing a guy etc...) my only thought is "Why aren't you practicing or on an island getting blowjobs from models?"
in case you missed it, Eli's post-game conference went something like "yea my ints killed us, i have the tiniest dick in my family, but my hand is blinged out"
also
"gerba herba derba dooooo"