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That shit sounds expensive. Edit: Not in just a re-plumbing issue, but the damn heating bill.

I've never told a big lie on a resume, just smudged the truth a bit. I guess I should lie more on resume's? Biggest lie you've ever told to someone, and how long did you have to stick with the lie?

The noise of the clippers snapping together is enough to rustle my jimmies. I don't even like trimming my own nails because of it. On the earlier subject of pooping, Warm seats. It's both a blessing and a curse.

The same thing, but with black people shuffling across holding their pants up.

I guess BBCA, since we don't get all the BBC channels here. If your milkshake could bring all the boys to the yard, would you teach people? And if so, how much would you charge?

Hopefully Jayden Smith. RIP

If it was like, Tiffany Thompson with a dick, I think I'd be willing to give her a reach around.

They just kill the dogs? Who the fuck are you hanging around with?

I was sort of excited to play, but now I can't even log into my account on their website, much less in game? I've even reset my password. And hearing you say that Kedwyn, I'm kinda not interested in playing.

Mad props for the Snork tattoo

Mainlining Morphine. In the same vein as Aaron, who would you date, perfect ass saggy tits, or dumpy ass perfect tits?

F10, Seafoam Green And that's impressive, fedor.

When I woke up this morning here in good old Jacksonville, it was 26 degrees out. When I got to work an hour later, it was 22 degrees out. How does that shit work?

P.S. it also helps when being racist. Answer: Fucking awful, I open some cards and it looks like I'm about to go on stage at Scores. Question: If you could travel back in time, but you were black (assuming you aren't), what time would you go back to and why?

This is sort of a carry over from the You know you're getting old thread. Getting ID'd for thing. I can go into an ABC Fine Wine and Spirits, doesn't matter which one and never get ID'd. I can't go into a gas station around here and get a single beer without the attendant reading every word...

Easy, Hoss, crutch into the store, sit on the cart with the crutches leaning on your shoulder. After my foot surgery I rode those in every store we went to.

This is probably a dumb question, but is there an easy way to make a GIF out of an MKV file? Edit: I think I got it? yeah, finally

Rousey's pretty fucking hot for a girl who could easily break my arms. I'd blatantly stare at her ass while she was undressing.

Ended up with a 2010 Mazda 3 with 39k miles on it. It's been really well taken care of, the interior is pretty much new, and the exterior only has a couple paint scratches. So far I'm loving it.

Is that an extra butthole on the sternum?

I had to look up what a skinflint was. I'd probably kill myself too if after 5 hours in a mall my girlfriend called me miserly.

Thank you all for your suggestions, I'll definitely look into some in the next week or so.

Not sure of budget, my dad's helping me out with paying for it. America. I need a car around 25-30 highway mpg, preferably stylish, with decent acceleration and handling. Maintenance I can do myself, so I guess reasonable parts cost. I've been looking at some old Honda hatchbacks, but most of...

TDI is a Turbo Diesel? I wrecked my bike so I'm looking for a used car, and I like hatchbacks. Any recommendations? My mom wanted me to buy a Ford Focus hatch but I'm kinda iffy on Fords.

My companies work week starts on Sunday. If I worked Monday - Sunday, Sunday would go on the next paycheck. Since I never work Sundays it's never affected me.

Biggie. Who is your favorite music artist turned actor?

I learned corpse disposal from Oddities and Breaking Bad, looking for hobbies to fill the time in between.

How did you get in to leatherworking? A magazine, book from Barnes and Noble? I wouldnt know where to start

I find this stresses out my shoulder too much, so I limit my play time. Looks like I'll get Civ, and try out a few other games. Tower Defense are always on my list, but they tend to get boring fast. Thanks again for all your suggestions.

I broke my left clavicle on Monday wrecking my motorcycle. As a result my arm is in a sling and im typing this one handed. I'm looking for a computer game I can play with just my mouse, something that will keep my attention for a couple of hours a day at the least. I'm thinking RPGs, in the...

I've rustled a co-workers jimmies before. I take deep breaths when I'm stressed, sort of a controlled breathing thing, and when I breathe out I sigh. I don't realize it, it's totally unconscious. UF&Shands hospital in jacksonville somewhat rustled my jimmies, I broke my clavicle yesterday...

+nets for all? Hurray

Oceans 11

I watched that Genetic Chile documentary on Netflix. It's kinda shitty that if you end up with GMO chile's in your garden, Monsanto can sue you for infringement. That said, I'm sure I eat a mix of organic and GMO's, I'm not paying 3$ for a single apple.

Monster Hunter? Actuality: Dead Space

Anyone else notice lately how bulky The Rock got? He was a professional wrestler, but now that he's a film actor he's huge.

I'm sorry, what?

That's genius violentsalad. I was trying to recover a password and my security question was "Who was the first girl you ever kissed?" and I couldn't remember her name. I called like 3 people trying to rack their brains and they knew who I was talking about but couldn't remember her name.

Whisk. What is the most used cooking utensil in your kitchen?