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  1. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    It is so much fun watching McDoofus destroy another teams hopes and dreams for a change. Everything about that decision was top to bottom full retard and its not even the first time he has made a call like that this year. And I know that Dallas has a ton of injuries this year, but honestly...
  2. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    The only one who is viable of that trio is probably Scott, who I think could make a decent Sabine Wren. The others are pure diversity hire bullshit to check boxes. The black one is basically a super wokester who's entire career has been doing "white men bad" and the other one has no fucking...
  3. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    Gina kind of restores my faith in some of the entertainment industry. It would be so easy for her to play along with the cult and become a big star, but she chose to be honest about her beliefs. And the "controversial" thoughts she has are essentially "Think for yourself" and she is getting...
  4. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    McDoofus finally choked to death on his McRib stash? Or a not so happy ending accident with his personal masseuse?
  5. Phazael

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    I do not know about now, but back when I was college age in the late 80s, the town of Beaver Dam has the highest per capita of alcoholics of any city in the world (the next four on the list were all in USSR). Can confirm that Wisconsinites drink at a level unlike anyone else.
  6. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    The height is completely unimportant, but her race are all wirey spider monkey types and the two onscreen examples have been young looking. I am concerned about a Dawson casting because she is batshit and does fit the character at all, specifically the older Tano we see at the end of the Rebels...
  7. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    She is not that tall in Rebels, which is also Filoni and cannon. In fact she is still pretty wirely and squirrley. A fully grown member of her race in Clone Wars (Shokti?) was also pretty short standing next to troopers. Her original VA would have been cool, but she has like almost no live...
  8. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    I feel like Foler and Sadre should have their own thread to see who is the bigger bullshitter.
  9. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    Moderator based or did Foler suck enough Joggerville Brats for the items to ban you?
  10. Phazael

    The Predator (2018)

    The first AvP had some interesting ideas, but just changed the in universe rules for a lot of the source material. Plus those of us old enough to have read Darkhorse comic AvP series were wanting Earthwar or better still the Broken Tusk Machico storyline. Instead we got a 2000s style horror...
  11. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    Well given that he apparently lives in a run down drug neighborhood apartment, I am think shag carpet is his thing, so Wookie Wakandands are probably his jam.
  12. Phazael

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    Caepan vs. teekey Teekey is a lefty shill, but Caepan is a compuslive thread shitter able to make even FSR worse.
  13. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    Clone Wars and Rebels both started off kind of weak, but ended strong. Biggest issue is Ashoka is Filoni's pet creation and mary sue character and he crams her into everything he is involved in. She does get much better, especially in the final season. And a lot of side arcs you will see in...
  14. Phazael

    Mortal Kombat 11

    That seems like a bit of an issue. Mileena is fun to play, but they neutered pretty much everything about her combos from recent titles. Rain seems pretty well balanced.
  15. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    Was always in her character costume. She is not a covert, but was a front line soldier (hence the term shock trooper). Her using heavy weapons most of the time largely confirms this.
  16. Phazael

    The Predator (2018)

    I liked Predators a fair amount and feel comparing it to 2 is fair. P2 was a product of the times, with lower expectations and the culture allowing for things like that clip Astro linked above. Predators was a unique spin on the first movie with some good setup and a slightly fumbled ending...
  17. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    Well if he was trying to fake a hate crime, then that probably would be as close as he would get.
  18. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Eagles fans are a special breed of evil. They threw iceballs at fucking Santa. No further explanation needed.
  19. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Rogers just took a page out of Wilsons playbook of the throw it deep and wait for the flag. Good call, but not the kind of football I prefer to watch even as a Packer homer.
  20. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    All Foler's closet coal burner syndrome aside, Gina has been very likable as a shock trooper Alderan survivor over these two seasons. Shes good in her action scenes and genuinely likable on screen. Good balance of action chops and serviceable acting to make a good character. Also, shout out...
  21. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    Why are we listening to the Don Lemon Fan Club president on what constitutes a classically attractive woman? In all seriousness, if you have ever seen her in interviews or hear her co-workers talk about her, she is the real deal and down to earth. Hope she does not get cancelled, because the...
  22. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    You know how I know you are gay? Aside from your public declaration of slurping dark meat I mean.
  23. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I think about covers it.
  24. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I will let a Rams fan handle this one. But sufficive to say and sarcasm aside, if seeds are pretty much locked in late in the season (very likely in the NFC), a lot of teams are going to tap the breaks to rest especially the injury ridden NFC West.
  25. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    Gina is not fighting anymore, so she no longer has to be roided out physically. You need to stop slurping future NCAA athlete dick and find an actual woman with some curves. The only problem I have with those other UFC women are the tats. Or you could go cruising the feminine treasures...
  26. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is true, but then you are dealing with the dude. And if he hung around long enough to drop a fuck trophy and THEN bailed, he is going to be a never ending source of fuckery. Plus any kids by said dude are going to carry his genetic dipshit tendencies. Like I said, I would really have to...
  27. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    40s (not that most of us are old enough to be trolling those waters) and/or a widow. Certainly not sharpy brows obvious coal burner. Bonus red flag points if both kids are by separate fathers. Honestly, if I were single, I would really have to love the woman and get along with the kids to...
  28. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    I am German. We like our women as violent and tough as us. Little princess whores that look like 15 year olds is fine for rubbing one out, but tough women get respect and the ring. Thick has nothing to do with it. Gina looks like anyone with her physical activity history should. Women who...
  29. Phazael

    The Mandalorian

    My grandma said any girl who can take a punch is a keeper. Sound advice. You need to stop sucking black schlong long enough to notice most women do not look like 15 year old boys, especially physically strong ones.
  30. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Looking at the remaining games, both the Roidhawks and the Peckers have incredibly easy schedules down the stretch. I can see the Packers having a brainfart in there (they always do), probably against either the Lions or Eagles. Roidhawks have a slightly harder stretch with the Rams and San...
  31. Phazael

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Screamfeeder vs. Caepan Tough call but, Caepan has worked harder to destroy my faith in humanity while I think Scream is just phoning the nihilism in this year. Vanessa vs. teekey One of these dudes is certifiably insane and ragequit for half the year. The other has been taking his lumps all...
  32. Phazael

    Underrated bands of the 90’s

    These guys always flew under the radar, but wound up being a core part of the rise of QotSA moreso than Ghroll was. Probably my favorite underrated group of that entire era.
  33. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sharpie eyebrows are a nice touch to complete the package. Definitely crazy good in the sack run for your life ones. Probably owns her own house because whoever cranked out two fuck trophies with her decided giving up custody and the house was worth it to get completely clear.
  34. Phazael

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    Xeq is just flat out boring. Teekey has this whole unwarrented confidence thing that makes him cartoonish and slightly more entertaining. Teekey also does not repeat the same tired shit nearly as often.
  35. Phazael

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    Screamfeeder vs lurkingdirk- Sceam may be banned from politics, but you can still get your ignored user spam fix from his pussy hurt in the AMOD thread. Lendarios vs. Caepan- Dude turned FSR into his own personal Political Memes thread. Lend at least tries. Dom vs. Vanessa- In any other year...
  36. Phazael

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    I am confused. Is he doing the dick sucking at the welfare office because he is poor or because it is a target rich environment for black dick?
  37. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Brady also benefitted from being in the weakest division in the history of football. Seriously the NFC least could be this bad for five more years and they still would not have the run of dogshit the AFC East has had, minus the Pats. Starting last year, that began to change with the Fins and...
  38. Phazael

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Favre, like Brady now, had a couple good years left in him but not many. He also did not exit entirely gracefully. And like GB was, NE will be a lot better off in two years by trading away their football jesus while there is still a little tread on the tire. Tampa Bay has maybe a two year...
  39. Phazael

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    There are no gay russians, just those who engage in glorious cornholing to prove communist superiority over capitalist pig dogs. Also, if Brosyar really voted blue because wife, man that is hilarious on so many levels. But somewhat certain its a FolorShop.