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  1. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Serious answer, when men figured out the basic idea that their kids came from them and if they didn't want to be raising some other dudes spawn that they needed to guard access to their women is when a couple things happened. First, women kind of became property and encouraged not to fuck...
  2. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Flacco going Full Stafford this game.
  3. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Best part about Lewis is he somehow still manages to find fresh ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Bungles are just letting this one slip away.
  4. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Me too. Shitty coaching netting one lucky ring early and a long slow desperate slide of the team around them while they never get back to the SB.
  5. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    This is the Bungles. They WILL fuck this up, as much as I love shitting on Elite as Fuck Flacco.
  6. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    BP pretty much demonstrated why lesbian dating is hard mode, unintentionally.
  7. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    5th pick. Still time to tie the record....
  8. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Years of bad choices take time to undo.
  9. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    I think the short version goes more like this. Rogers gets hurt, McFatass sees his pink slip in the future, Rogers dopes up and tells fatty to let him call the plays if he wants to keep his shitty job. So, entire second half is Rogers doing short dumps with minimal wasted runs to open things...
  10. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    I can unclench my asshole now. Bears have more potential than they have shown in years, but Rogers just cannot be stopped when he is on like that. But the best numbers of the day go to Fitzmagic lol
  11. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    McFatass is making a strong case tonight.
  12. Phazael

    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    If they can survive using them. Plus as others have pointed out, Strange might be looking to undo pre-snap fuckups with his choice of timeline outcomes.
  13. Phazael

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

    Well, Disney owns SO much of the media money machine that its just stupid to go to war with them, especially when you are on the wrong side of an argument. I mean unless you believe the 4chan larp and think Gunn has pictures of him cornholing 8 year olds, him doing such a massive suicidal move...
  14. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    As a rational non believer, I see religion as a superstitious leftover from earlier times, a metaphysical appendix if you will. But reality eventually forces people to compromise superstition, or get left behind (or wiped out). The concept of forgiveness is not unique to religious people, nor...
  15. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife and I have what we call the Wall of Shame in our bedroom. We each have our own large TV for our PS4s and a 65 mounted on the wall above to watch shows while we veg out. Its as awesome as it sounds. When we are in the livingroom, one of us generally does stuff on a laptop while the...
  16. Phazael

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

    Or have Thor fart around with them for a while. Kind of sad, I think Bautista has done great work (really liked him in BR2049), but if you go up against the Mouse especially on something slam dunk like this, you are going to lose bad.
  17. Phazael

    Possible Star Trek Next Generation reboot

    Rumor was that she was going kind of batshit before she got written off the show. Adding Jeri Ryan was just a perfect timing thing and she was cut for "budget reasons" i.e. crazy and no match for the huge titty Nordic awesome of Ryan.
  18. Phazael

    Possible Star Trek Next Generation reboot

    Yeah Beltran himself was somewhat pissed about that. He mostly writes and directs now. I always liked him, but then I really liked his debut role in Night of the Comet and it was nice having a first officer who had personal flaws and wasn't just trying to fuck everything that moved. But once...
  19. Phazael

    Possible Star Trek Next Generation reboot

    Voyager is the oddity in that the last season may have been one of the worst of the series. Pretty much the entire last season was depressing hopeless shit, outside of the Finale and the Chekotay/Seven shipper episode. The entire blob aliens dying off and leaving no living memory of their...
  20. Phazael

    Possible Star Trek Next Generation reboot

    Kirk > Sisko > Picard > Archer > Janeway, Changemymind.jpg I can see making the case for Sisko being equal to Kirk, but he turned into Black Space Jesus at the end of the show and had the best supporting cast of any Trek Show ever. TNG has not aged well. A couple of the social commentary...
  21. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  22. Phazael

    Schindler's List (1993)

    Have never watched Sparticus, but add Brazil and Gump to that list and I am right there with you.
  23. Phazael

    Schindler's List (1993)

    First of all, 1941 is the best Spielberg movie of all time. Second, this is basically a reverse Last Temptation for Beating the Shit out of Christ for jewish holocaust torture porn enthusiasts. Like many holocaust camp moves, it leaves out all the other people who got snuffed out by the camps...
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good luck and don't sell yourself short or settle. Kids first, happiness second, and dignity third. Take it all with a grain of salt from us, but really seriously take control of your life before you end up like your father in law.
  25. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  26. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry about #1, must have mixed you up with another poster there, but her family sounds like a lot of townie Latinos i know. But id bet money the kids are not getting proper discipline when you are not around, especially while she is busy griping to her mom about you. Advice still stands...
  27. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shes Latina and angry and is emulating her mother who beat the manhood out of Noodle's father in law. She is basically a little princess who lets the house go to hell and stand by her shitbird relatives while riding noodles ass about house chores and his free time. These are his accounts, btw...
  28. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Well, he is the most successful QB in Giants history and the only QB to beat Tom Brady in the SB twice...… but to me is always Bad Comedian Eli Manning "Want to see me through for over a hundred yards in todays game? Me Neither!" /drumfil
  29. Phazael

    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    In the comics, Billy is a kid and the suit and look of him as Captain Marvel comes from his idea of what a super hero should look and be like. There is actually a good in story reason for it.
  30. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    First Verse is relevant here.
  31. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well here is your answer. Basically, make cleaning the god damn office (and locking it from everyone else in the home) mandatory before you budge an inch. I know you love your wife, but she is by your own words a stay at home princess wife who lets the house go to hell. She has no leg to...
  32. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is she still leaving the house completely fucked up? Is she still a stay at home mom? If the answer to both of those questions is yes, then you could drop the old "This is how I deal with living in a filthy house with a lazy wife." and get exiled to the couch for a while, thus expanding your...
  33. Phazael

    Atomic Blonde (2017)

    It was a great idea with a lot of filler to get to the payoff. McAvoy made this movie work. As for watching the movie twice to "get it", I think it was fine on one viewing. Other movies have had this sort of thing, but done it better (No Way Out, Fight Club, Memento). Given the budget, I...
  34. Phazael

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Be honest, did you hack Mists facebook account?
  35. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    See, this is the kind of over the top plastic look shit that draws suspicion. Seriously, don't be the tryhard tranny if you want to fly under the radar. That's Goliath's major red flag, imo. Most normy guys don't even go in for women with that much makeup, because even if their is not a jack...
  36. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Its not rocket science. They started giving crazy people a podium (the internet) and an air of legitimacy by treating the symptom instead of the cause. Cottage industry steps in (Asian one stop chop shops), thing starts becoming a cash industry, and here we are. The real explosion started up...
  37. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Those were more like torpedoes and/or mines in practice, often relying on the momentum of the Tie Bomber to deliver them to the target. The fluff reason was having dumb bombers with simple bombs made conventional slicing or ECM measures useless, plus Tie Bombers were both cheap and easy to man.
  38. Phazael

    B / low budget movies that should have a modern remake.

    I would love to see a bunch of the Roger Coreman movies get remade with him picking the directors and overseeing things, at least the ones with better core stories. Battle Beyond the Stars remains one of my favorite low budget movies of all time and basically launched Cameron's entire career...
  39. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Fuck you. Battle Beyond the Stars is a masterpiece of cinema.
  40. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    As a Patriots fan you should be pleased with these rules. Tom Brady having six downs to convert in Foxborough will be useful, I am sure.