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  1. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Catwoman did not crush hype and the hopes and childhood of a bunch of people, but it was objectively a worse movie. Highlander 2 is a good comparison, because people loved the original fondly and it literally tossed out all of the world building with the whole "alien planet" retcon.... sort of...
  2. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

  3. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Not trying to defend that pile of shit, but that was part of a montage where they were grabbing gold for John Travolta. Even if he were in there one day, its still more training than Mary Rei Sue got before schooling Old Man Han on how to fly his own fucking ship.
  4. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    Some of the soul spears do multiple hits, especially the soul mass ones that they sometimes cast. Technically, not a one shot, but I bet people assume it as such.
  5. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Battlefield earth had less plot holes and better pacing. It also had character arcs that resolved in ways other than to point out how bad characters failed. Battlefield Earth is objectively a better written and crafted movie than The Last Jedi. Let that sink in for a bit.
  6. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    This game has some easier to exploit balance issues and most bosses are more about environment than the boss itself, but yeah. After dual cats in invisible snow land and Midir, nothing seems hard in this game. Personally, I want to see another game close in mechanics to DS2 with the DS1 world...
  7. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    There are some bosses that are clearly an exception (or like Seath or Bed of Chaos have a mechanic that makes it irrelevant), but at least you can avoid tail hunting if you cant use anything that drops anyhow. I know Kalamet and Super Saiyan Smough can definitely one shot a player from personal...
  8. Phazael

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

    Kind of in a similar boat I will pay money to see anything Chris Pratt is in because he's got an undeniable charm and he's really entertaining but the Ron Howard nepotism hour or something I could have lived without. He's literally playing out Arrested Development season 4 in real life.
  9. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Fundamentally solo is not a bad movie but there is some serious flaws that make any kind of follow-up involving the two most principal actors I'm talking about the main guy and Emilia Clarke ever being a successful movie. Between that the agenda pushing and the taint from The Last Jedi there was...
  10. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I actually feel bad for her because she was just doing your job and collecting a paycheck. It's not like she publicly advocated for anything her character was doing. Laura Dern is the one who should be run off social media.
  11. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    All anyone needs to realize that there is an agenda behind this is to see the trolls who came out in defense of it in this very thread. They're veritable who's who of the most ignored users by people with half a brain cell on this board.
  12. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    If you think that the SJW shit did not bother people, well good luck. The Kathleen Kennedy Klan are already doubling down on this shit. But it certainly was not the only issue. I like the lead actor in other shit I have seen him in, but they needed someone rough and charismatic (think...
  13. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Yeah the flawless Mary Sue nature of these new Kk characters is what bugs me the most. Even Lucas knew to put a little bit of grey on his guys, at least until the prequels.
  14. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    That's impressive. I don't think I would want to torture myself that much to do this, but I respect the skill it took. Four Kings must have been ridiculous.
  15. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    My two big takeaways from this are apparently on ship is now the millennial Falcon since having feminism bot installed into it and second people need to stop giving Emilia Clarke any acting work until she has her tits out again or gets cornholed by Momoa another time. It's an average movie with...
  16. Phazael

    Best 80's Action Movie and Why it's probably Die Hard

    Aliens > Lethal Weapon 2 > Predator > Die Hard > Escape From New York > all else
  17. Phazael

    Deadpool 2 (2018)

    Finally caught this. Movie was rock solid, probably better than IW for me. And you guys are bitching about the long death scene and forgetting he set that up by bitching about the same shit happening in Logan at the start of the movie. I actually did not mind photo negative Domino and the...
  18. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I would bet money that Kennedy wants to make a Mara character just to shit on fans a bunch more, since she is one of the main quashers of the EU stuff. Normal people react to criticism by taking a new approach or refining things. But KK and her SJW band are going to double down, of course. If...
  19. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Deflecting blame is how a lot of shitty people in entertainment keep themselves employed. Thing is, the Mouse does not fuck around when it comes to the bottom line. It will kill even profitable things if they are underperforming. Kenedy might be unfireable, though. She can and will cause a...
  20. Phazael

    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    If they ever do something on this level again (debatable if the actors will even stick around long enough in many cases) it would have to be an interesting villain that you can story tell well for (or team). Galactus is a classic, but stories around him simply would not translate well to film...
  21. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Consider the parties involved.
  22. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Either way, its time to bail Voyce. Its good you see the red flags for what they are. Now act on that knowledge. PS- Khane, you have been on fire lately.
  23. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Well (and for once this is not a dig on you), those west coast millennial women seem to be full of self esteem issues that a quick witted sociopath can take full advantage of. If you are willing to risk the herp and the crazy, its shockingly easy to dip your dick in millennials on the west...
  24. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I still want to know how Browserman sweet talked the geologist tranny into coming back to his pad with a sink full of dishes and two kids around. Tyen is either black below the waste (including his wallet) or is one hell of a salesman.
  25. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    So you failed to set boundries with Donkey, despite knowing how batshit she is, and decided to try and slip the D to the newer improved model while still living under the same roof? Yeah, that was going to go well..... I mean, yeah she was probably taking it in the pooper while out of the...
  26. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    I recently did a double play of DS3, to get pumped for this remake. I never thought I would fight something more annoying than the two snow cats at the end of DS2, but holy fuck Darkeater Midir just completely escapes me on how to beat that fight. And this after soloing just about every boss...
  27. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Strong contender for post of the year, right here.
  28. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ... a little more Hodj and a little less Keg please... at least in this part of the forum.
  29. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Were you broken up at that point or still pretending to be a couple? The fact that you did not bang Tucan Sam 2.0 and are still getting shit on over it is sad and hilarious. If you are going to eat a shit sandwich for dipping your wick you should at least seal the deal on it. Obviously Donkey...
  30. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    @fred sanford Your opinion has been noted. But these two shit on this community so hard that this sort of public flogging is basically justice. It sucks for the kids, but they had no chance in the first place. We sat through years of these sociopaths taking a dump on everything, I think we...
  31. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Yeah I was just going to say isn't this like the 3rd time noodle quit? Kind of a bummer cuz now we have to find another slightly to the left mod who's not completely fucking insane which is basically impossible. Someone asked a while back what a townie is it's basically an old term for a...
  32. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Not at all shocked
  33. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    My actual point if you weren't rushing so fast to pick up your sword and defend the lady was that people who are completely waste of humanity should not be allowed to breed in the first fucking place. You should be intimately familiar with this concept on many levels just from reading your posts...
  34. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I noticed you didn't say I was wrong about any of this. That's okay running theme of this bored lately is that the truth sucks. Factors you can't save everyone in the best way to prevent other people from following this path is to point out the Folly involved. I'm sorry you gave up on Humanity...
  35. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    @Lendarios If she had any other value as a person, maybe.
  36. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    One last post here, before I get back to work: Trex banging some old dude for buckaroos is not even mock worthy in her case. Its just par for the course for some hook beaked millennial self absorbed townie from Portland, frankly. That's just her punching a time clock, in the scheme of things...
  37. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    On the one hand, Tyen is the kind of guy that this might not occur to (e.g. a self centered sociopath), but on the other Trex is so batshit that it likely would not matter even if he actually tried. Exhibit A: Browserman being sexually assaulted by the Drunken Donkey video posted earlier.
  38. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    This is just you subconsciously trying to correct a couple of grievous sins being committed against the gene pool. Or maybe a nutty drama (and apparently literal) whore should not crank out kids and add hormone imbalance to the list of things making you crazy. I am genuinely curious if you...