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  1. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not to get too personal, but you already know why this is. Gravy addressed all of those intellectual and emotional needs for years, but there was one opening he was not filling (/drumfill). You are going to want to get what you have not already had, especially as a widow trying to respect Mr...
  2. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So how is it you are single do you think?
  3. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Explain to me how it is not a FPS, exactly. I love the game, its one of the greatest of all time, but its a FPS.
  4. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I think the most disappointing thing to me is that the Fappening 2.0 is occurring (complete with Hermoine) and you guys are all busy in here rehashing the chopper debate....
  5. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Reaavers List of catagories, from an old fart perspective: Best RPG - Basically if your answer is anything other than FF4(2US) or Best FPS - Half Life is a good answer, but this category is a broad one with different standards. Story wide, Last of Us. MP wise, SW Battlefront (the old one) or...
  6. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    I have played all five of the games I listed in the last year or so. But I am also a freak who replayed all of the old Gold Box D&D and Tie Fighter Wars games.
  7. Phazael

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Tactics Ogre (multiple endings and gave birth to the genre that FF Tactics is in) Master of Orion 2 (still the best space based 4x game, nearly two decades after its release) Last of Us (Best story driven game ever made) Ocarina of Time (there is a reason this is the first game that gets remade...
  8. Phazael

    Censorship and Art

    Ok now I know you are trolling. Just because the circle of fifths had not been codified yet does not mean all music was atonal noise prior to Bach. And name one piece of any renown that even uses half tones. Physics sets the rules for everything that is not pretentious bullshit for a handful...
  9. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    It is, but its also easy to jump aboard the internet hate train on things (and the first ending of ME3 did them no favors on this front) and get wrapped up in hyperbole. DA:I had a lot of bad press leading up to it and wound up being a solid game, for the most part. The graphic complaints are...
  10. Phazael

    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    Most movies, especially this genre, lack the balls to let people fill in the gaps with their own imagination on stuff. This movie did that and was better for it.
  11. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Not all of us are as jaded as you. ME is the only shooter franchise I even remotely like (unless you count Neir) and I already know it will be money better spent than what I blew on Torment.
  12. Phazael

    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Praise be unto a_skeleton_03 and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Moonbat gets unbanned and uses reprieve to repeatedly demonstrate why he needs to be banned right to the board admin's face. #JustMoonbatThings
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I played Biotics, nearly exclusively (aside from dabbling with the Geth Techie) in ME3 MP. Depending on how cooldowns work in the new one, they might be the easiest to pick up (again) of the existing classes. I wonder if they will keep the detonator chains intact, because that was my bread...
  14. Phazael

    Nioh (Team Ninja)

    Twitchyness and the general repeating nature of the game made me put it aside for Neir and other hobbies. I will probably pick it back up later, after the patches make it less grindy and cheesable. Basically, the umbrella vampire chick is the one major difficulty spike early on (before you can...
  15. Phazael

    Nier Automata

    Game is too easy on hard but unplayable bullshit on one hit kills you mode. If you want to get around the autolock limitation just run with the missle pod all game, since it does not require locks to work. The fist weapons and short sword are all you ever need in the game (best movesets and...
  16. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How would you feel in the other woman's place? That's the only question to ask yourself. Well that and if he would ditch one commitment for a better deal there is zero reason he won't again, so you may actually BE that other woman down the road. Edit- lurkingdirk beat me to it.
  17. Phazael

    Kong: Skull Island

  18. Phazael

    Censorship and Art

    I love how all of the examples cited to dispute my music claims are the most objectively math intensive forms of music. Even an improv jazz musician has to completely grasp scales and beat patterns or they get laughed out of the room. Even poorly tuned garage band shit follows the basics of...
  19. Phazael

    Kong: Skull Island

    For general audiences, 8 out of 10. For Godzilla movie nerds this is a near perfect film. Post credit stuff is boner inducing.
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Yeah it was nice not having the three busiest threads in the forums shit up by him continuously. Even Bottomfeeder only trolls periodically, like a herpies flare up. Moon Bat is like gonorrhea, a constant burning sensation that makes you cringe, even if you have him on ignore.
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Moonbat did tons of banworthy shit. It just took him being dumb enough to threaten doxxing to actually have the hammer fall. At least when you (Keg) troll, its obvious contrarian bullshit tactics and only lasts a couple posts. Moon Bat regurgitates the same shit for weeks at a time, no matter...
  22. Phazael

    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Known retard with known reality issues gets banned for Doxxing. Community advocates ban remaining by wide margin. Explain to me how the most boring (and most ignored) member of the board gets to break rule number one and still get unbanned?
  23. Phazael

    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Moon Bat got unbanned why exactly?
  24. Phazael

    Censorship and Art

    You have a hard-on for post modernism and considering art to be entirely subjective. That line of thinking is not only stupid, its dangerous and leads to circle jerks of elitists sucking each other off leading the art community.
  25. Phazael

    Censorship and Art

    I would like to add that music is actually governed entirely by objective mathematics. Chords exist entirely because of the physics of how overtones work, which also differentiate how individual noises sound (why A440 on a trombone sounds different from A440 on an oboe, for example). Even...
  26. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Nope, and still no interest despite some of the GW battered wives group pimping it on me. Skirmish based games don't interest me anymore, at least the large scale ones. And the current "complexity" in AoS stems from each unit having a bunch of special rules on the card next to its four...
  27. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    AoS is Heroscape without the depth.
  28. Phazael

    Nioh (Team Ninja)

    Pretty much need the grapple attack you see him using in that video if you want to skunk them reliably. Biggest PITA of all the trash mobs in the game, by far.
  29. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    I am laughing my ass off at my 40k pals (I got out for good when the last Nid book raped me in the ass) now that they are getting the AoS treatment. In other news, I have a shit ton of work to get my Trident army done in time for Lone Wolf, including attempting air brushing and water effects...
  30. Phazael

    RL Picture Thread

    More recent image of my Jabba-ness from our recent visit to Wisconsin for Waaghpaca and to see family. This is me contemplating the last cheese curd at an A&W in Baldwin, WI. Been growing the beard out so I am ready when Sharia Law kicks in in Cali.
  31. Phazael

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    Should have been a hearse.
  32. Phazael

    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    If by laid you mean "cucked Tyen to impregnate nosebeast with closet spawn" or "banged smelly middle eastern woman with low self esteem" sure. Us non-edgelords get our nut on and still find time to read shit, even fatties like me. Seriously, up your troll game or give it a rest for a while...
  33. Phazael

    Planescape Torment Kickstarter: A spiritual sequel to be set in Monte Cook's Numenera

    The simple fact that a 10 hour play is EVEN possible on a 50 dollar title that took four years to complete is utterly unacceptable. And, no. The fight balance was trash. Once a person realizes that Nano AE spam is faceroll, its over. Orphan cunt is a healbot with invincible hide, which is...
  34. Phazael

    Planescape Torment Kickstarter: A spiritual sequel to be set in Monte Cook's Numenera

    I did. PS:T even if you were basically a pacifist required way more combat to complete. The companions (who were more numerous) had much more fleshed out stories and personal quests. The game had more than three towns and two rest stops. And of course, the game could not be speed run in...
  35. Phazael

    Planescape Torment Kickstarter: A spiritual sequel to be set in Monte Cook's Numenera

    So if Baldurs Gate, NWN, Fallout 1, Icewind Dale, ect ect do voice acting and cutscenes its classic CRPG but not this because reasons? Fuck that. These guys had tons of kickstarter money and four years and we got Oregon Trail with minimal poorly balanced combat tossed in.
  36. Phazael

    Hugh Jackman: Logan

  37. Phazael

    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    Are you just trying to reel in the slack from Szilla and Trollface in this thread or just trolling out of pure reflex?
  38. Phazael

    Planescape Torment Kickstarter: A spiritual sequel to be set in Monte Cook's Numenera

    Back in the days of the Apple II, I would read a fucking text book of the quest info for the gold box games. I get they are on a budget and non laughable voice talent is not cheap, but for fucks sakes can we at least get animated cutscenes to go with the dialogue walls instead of stills (that...
  39. Phazael

    Planescape Torment Kickstarter: A spiritual sequel to be set in Monte Cook's Numenera

    There were three choices at the end and a fourth if you had enough tide and dug for it. You wife might have gotten a different ending, but she sure as hell got to the same final branch tree as you. Plus.. Your choices are three stupid contrived options and a game over. That is exactly the...
  40. Phazael

    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    Your entitled to your opinion, of course. Watchmen is infinitely more re-watchable than 90% of comic book movies out there, however. I cannot say the same for most of the Disney Marvel movies, outside of Guardians and Winter Soldier.