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  1. Phazael

    The Flash

    It got Arrow levels of bad that episode. And now we get to go through the unpowered Hero trope that these shows do when they want to save money.
  2. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Those guys are easy with a straight sword you just have to time a Charged strong thrust to catch them right when they are about to launch their attack and then the follow-ups wings finish them off. It's the witches with the Flaming pikis that are mixed in with the other shit that's the real rape...
  3. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Realistically 90% of the game can be beaten handily with an upgraded straight sword and a bow, it's just kind of boring that one of the first major weapons you get ends up being the hands-down best in the game 4 the non player-vs-player stuff anyhow. The frostbite sword you get early on has...
  4. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Yeah I said back in BB that that weapon rendered all others meaningless. WAY WAY overpowered. The Ith? straightsword you get at the tower bottom early on is sort of on the same level, in terms of being busted. I keep coming back to it despite really WANTING to like weapons like the Judgement...
  5. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Yeah Fallen Knight armor is the best stats to wt ratio of anything I have come across, plus it looks good. I think I slotted stuff for magic defenses to fight the magic snake bitch, but aside from that I have been rocking the Fallen Knight set for most of the game myself. Armor is really...
  6. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    That's exactly the part I invised past. The halberd that the fire witches drop is great for a sorc build, though.
  7. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    If your fall is in any way big enough to take damage, you have to time it. The spell Spook makes it easier, since it essentially increases the window in which you can hit the button. Target locking (at least on the PS4) can make it harder since the camera may go nuts and drop some frames at a...
  8. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Yeah, there is hard and then there is annoying. That first stretch of mobs after the giant ice dog is bullshit and random synch kill filled shit show with nothing of value. Unless you are playing the narrow set of weapons that works well against those guys, you are basically hoping to win the...
  9. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    FYI, if you are getting your shit pushed in at certain points due to your preferred build not working against the trash, the Invis spell lets you skip a lot of the bullshit trash clears. I was actually surprised at how many enemies it worked against. Invis up, sprint to next bonfire, then...
  10. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Well, that explains almost everything.
  11. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Seriously?
  12. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    I have been plugging through with that frost sword you get near the Giant tower as my main weapon, occasionally whipping out a halberd or dual scimitars for specialized enemies. Partizan is ok, but outside of that all the spears suck balls. Straight swords are the god tier weapon in this game...
  13. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Good game, but needs some serious rebalancing in areas. Poise has to be looked at or else Vitality may as well be a dump stat at this point. Plus entire weapon classes are basically useless with the infinite poise monsters seem to have. Finally, enemy difficulty is all over the place, even...
  14. Phazael

    Nier Automata

    Yeah Neir was one of my favorite PS3 games. The music and atmosphere just pulled me in. Really looking forward to this.
  15. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    The mimics really pissed me off a lot more than the transformers, tbh. Pretty much one hit kill you at the point you first encounter one, target lock keeps dropping on them, and if you try to range cheese them they duck out of LOS constantly. Getting the Dark Axe was worth the effort of...
  16. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    I am a shitlord and did like fighting hoplite style, with spear and shield, but those two things are unrelated. I just liked the methodical technique based fighting of DS1&2, with or without a shield. I actually mostly used 2hs and 2h pikes in DS2, to be honest. The high speed combat style of...
  17. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    @UT- I of course preferred the more methodical combat of the other DS games, but I get that a good chunk of dudes prefer the twitch, mash, and roll thing. I am on 1.3 patch on PS4 and it plays just fine. Only noticeable dips were when I spammed spells in a crowded area. Game looks amazing...
  18. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Game plays too much like BB for my liking (twitchy combat w bizarre hit boxes), but the environments are great.
  19. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That's what happens when you cut too close to the bone around here, Khorum.
  20. Phazael

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Watch indie films sometimes. Plus for mainstream movies, From Hell, Boogie Nights, Two Girls and a Guy she was good in. She has been in some bad movies, but those movies have rarely been bad because of her. Killing me Softly is the obvious exception.
  21. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or she will only give blowjobs to random strangers in their cop cars. Flip a coin. Seriously though, there is nothing that five digits and a tongue can't get done. In my personal experience among my circle of bros, only the guys who were afraid to put in serious work munching box made...
  22. Phazael

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Try again. I cited several examples of better alternatives to play WW across many threads here. Also, I don't watch GoT and there are plenty of actresses who show off their tatas who actually can act (Heather Graham, Hellen Miren, Eva Greene, Lucy Lawless, ect) and Emilia Clarke is not one of...
  23. Phazael

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Not trolling (never have actually). All of those movies (as well as BvS) were decent, just not great. Man of Steel, otoh, was a god awful movie. Maybe I just went into this with extremely low expectations, as opposed to your batman induced hardon ruining it for you.
  24. Phazael

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I think the internet hate machine jumped on this one a little too hard, likely due to the potential here. I think this movie merits a 6.5 to 7 out of ten; i.e. worth seeing once in the theater. The wife and I liked it more than JW, Age of Ultron, or Ant Man. Being a DC nerd I got a lot of the...
  25. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    Galdot was the second worst part of BvS (Lex Joker was the worst, at least the portrayal) and most of it was her horrific acting. If you are going to hire a waif to be the amazon goddess, she damn well better have the acting chops to go with it. Instead we got Secret Agent Dianna with some...
  26. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    LOL "The Dangerous Faggot Tour". Say what you want about Milo, the dude is trolling at Andy Kaufman levels.
  27. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    I would regularly farm the shit out of the entire tower full of giant armor dudes area early in the game, while leaving a co-op mark down for more XP, for the express purpose of obtaining certain gear and spells I wanted. I also farmed the shit out of the poison area deep in the dark hole area...
  28. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I used to be hyper competitive, both in the limited fat ass activities I engaged in (scuba diving, snowmobiling, ect) and the vast array of nerd shit I do. Age tempers a lot of that and not all women (at least those in my age bracket) are submissive pushovers with no competitive edge. I am...
  29. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Every relationship is different, but some women hang with the boys just fine. My wife is one of those. Just got back from a nerd tournament in Dallas and the contrast between the showboat wives who breezed through on their way to do girly shit and my wife playing the games and boozing with us...
  30. Phazael

    Rock Band 4

    What you can do is buy a guitar that matches one you wore out and just repair the dongle with the ebay one (or cannibalize it for parts).
  31. Phazael

    Rock Band 4

    PS4 related information: I have several guitars for the PS3 version of the game. A dongle is needed for them, but they all work pretty well, once you calibrate stuff properly. Standouts have been the Beatles RB guitars (just got another one off of ebay), the Gene Simmons Axe guitar (wife...
  32. Phazael

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    You guys are forgetting that this version is mostly a mosh up of Kingdom Come and DKR Batman, who was considerably more violent and fascist than the main continuity versions.
  33. Phazael

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I told you guys Affleck was going to be the least of this movies concerns. Snyder or not (and I happened to really like Watchmen), its near impossible to have the kind of levity or buddy cop dynamic of the Marvel IP with the DC characters. They are all generally absurdly overpowered (aside...
  34. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    After the Jerle thing and the legal risks of ignoring those kinds of threats, what other recourse is there?
  35. Phazael

    Lobo (DC)

    Call me nuts, but I want Terry Crews in that role.
  36. Phazael

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Hitting on Mist while in the RRP does not count as this.
  37. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Isn't this cry wolf shit what got your little act shut down the last time?
  38. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Who did Zooey Dashnel blow to get a career exactly? The only thing I have ever seen where she was even remotely entertaining was her bit part in Nothing But Trouble. Fox, on the other hand, has her own issues but she can be funny at times (How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, This is 40)...
  39. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yeah its Dances with Wolves in Space with Furries. If haters want to pig pile on an overhyped piece of shit, Avatar is a prime target. No one I know even talks about that movie anymore, let alone watches it.