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  1. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    From a pure biological standpoint, the lower center of gravity women naturally possess afford them certain advantages in the areas of balance and endurance. If you had ever ridden a horse, you would immediately understand this.
  2. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Women's volleyball is both good eye candy and pretty solid as a sport. Women floor gymnastics and horse riding related events are also superior to their male versions, both due to women having physical advantages and the eye candy aspect. Softball can be good, if you like watching actual...
  3. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There are men's advocate lawyers out there, but paying a couple billable hours to discuss his situation and options is also a possibility and won't put someone on retainer. But hey, clearly letting his wife defraud the government and his kids slip off of insurance is the better plan....
  4. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, that's the other thing is that Onoes is the one who is going to get shafted harder when the fraud gets exposed. And it WILL get exposed at some point, because she is (his words) dumb and apparently blabbing about her situation to friends regularly.
  5. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I feel genuinely bad for Onoes, but there is no point in getting emotionally invested in someone who is doing it to themselves to this degree. /seinfeldimout.gif
  6. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It always comes back to the crazy. Crazy is the one thing you can't fix and it shits over everything, including child rearing. Side note to Khane, I know the kinds of equal partner Khane wants exist, I just think he is either looking in the wrong places or holding potential candidates to...
  7. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes: You are a nice guy who lives in the moment and thinks the best of people. You are simply not equipped to recognize that your ex is playing you, the system, and frankly anything else to keep herself in princess status. She is basically a deadbeat mom and you are going to end up eating...
  8. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This x 1 million. We all told you she would have some cunty friend who pissed in her ear, even if she was completely reasonable and rational (hint: she never was and you know this), ultimately screwing you for not having legal protection. You have allowed short sightedness to sabotage both...
  9. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know you are trolling, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt here for the sake of discussion. The short version is, what happens in the bedroom had no bearing on what I consider dating material. After some ugly young relationships, finding compatible lifestyles and mutual levels of...
  10. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When you get to the point of thinking your above the institution and manage to stay with someone long enough to settle down, I would actually like to hear your perspective and how much it has changed. Snark aside, having a walking ball of cock swinging is valuable for keeping perspective to the...
  11. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This. I am guessing his ex wife has finally worked herself up into enough of a lather to give him a proper cornholing. Hint: If your ex would not give you a hummer, but she is willing to blow randoms after she nukes the relationship, then any plan that involves her being rational is doomed to...
  12. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is patently false, as the whole pro Trump tilt away from liberals of this community amply demonstrates. But brain washed bullshit pounded into people's minds tends to stick with them long after the point of reason. Whatever one's opinion on polyamorism (not for me, but I don't care what...
  13. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    That ultimately results in support departments that are solely composed of people who are being constantly turned over and other people who are simply too miserable or toxic to leave. I guess you really are a true SJW and enjoy martyrdom above all else, because there is no reason you should not...
  14. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Probably hires underqualified people who would not be employed at similar jobs elsewhere, so they don't even try. Look at Mist. Isn't Mist's major not even IT related and (s)he just has this job to keep the shitshack over mommy dearest? This is basically one step below outsourcing and if Mist...
  15. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Yeah but they probably already have a less hostile and more attractive one on staff. And you definitely don't want more than one of those in an office.
  16. Phazael

    Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

    If you liked the first one, you will like this one. It really is as simple as that. Science was iffy in parts, but this is not Interstellar and there was nothing as ridiculous as the MacBook saving the world from the first one. The move did lay the groundworks for some interesting follow ups...
  17. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You are arguing this with Mist, who seems utterly certain that society shapes us entirely, to the exclusion of biology. The irony of that is if you apply Mist logic right back, then Mist being gay and miserable is by choice and not biology.
  18. Phazael

    Gender and Race Equality

    I am amazed at how tone deaf to their own hypocrisy these dumb cunts are. My wife could not stop face palming when I showed her the articles on it. Her joke: "Millennials + Women + Liberal Arts = The Triforce of Stupidity".
  19. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Except the same dipshits are the ones lining the rosters of most HR divisions.
  20. Phazael

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    Yeah also in tech there are companies that refuse to stay current and need people with knowledge of the obsolete shit. Usually the guys who know that shit are untouchable because no one else wants to learn it or is too young. I knew a couple Novell specialists who made pretty good bank for a...
  21. Phazael

    Meat Loaf probably not dead at 68

    Growing up in Wisconsin, I can tell you first hand that Polish girls go apeshit over that album for whatever reason, at least when I was in HS and college. If you ever wanted to get some Pollack Catholic stink finger, just spin up Paradise by the Dashboard Light late in the evening. I...
  22. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    Depending on how many rerolls he has, the Halfling Chef might be a good choice. Many elf rosters stop once they hit 3 RRs and the chef can potentially take all those away. Nothing quite like watching an elf player roll a 1 and lose his shit over it. I would also consider Morg as an option to...
  23. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    Focus on running and clock management. If there has been cause for him to have lots of tackle (seems likely at that TR) or wrestle, you might be boned. If not, then that extra TR is likely tied up in stuff that won't matter to a Zon roster. In a lot of ways his team is going to mirror yours...
  24. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That's like the wife of the six flags old guy....
  25. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Where is Antarius when you actually need him?
  26. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Here Mist, this will cheer you up. A motivational photo:
  27. Phazael

    I do not believe in equality

    Intersectional regressive leftism is a multifaceted topic, arguably more so than video games (which spawned this community in the first place) or sports, and yet the board is just fine having several nuanced threads about particular aspects of those. Until Khane had his period in here, this was...
  28. Phazael

    Gender and Race Equality

    No. Delusional bullshit can not be solved by ignoring it and hoping it goes away. You take it head on and nip it in the bud before it spreads and affects every part of culture. Appeasement is never a solution with ideologues or nut jobs. Trust me, I'm German.
  29. Phazael

    I do not believe in equality

    Edit- Misread a name.
  30. Phazael

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Jesus. You guys are really into seal clubbing, aren't you?
  31. Phazael

    Gender and Race Equality

    I have several issues with this line of thought. First, name another mental disorder where the behavior is not only enabled and encouraged, but done so at the expense of the vast majority of the rest of society. Second, the burden of proof should be on PROVING that trans is an actual...
  32. Phazael

    Safe Space Thread - Faggots Inquire Within

    People hate other people for all sorts of reasons on this board. a_skeleton_02 is just more obvious about it than most.
  33. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Diverse weapons? By that you mean Halberd until you get Ludwigs to faceroll through the rest of the game, right? Bloodborne had many interesting things about it that appealed to certain crowds, but weapon diversity was not one of them. Anyhow, after three runs through DS3, I went back and...
  34. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    So basically you are confirming here that you are weak and a coward then? And also a fat white dude, probably.....
  35. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That's the brilliance of that situation. Its an impossible trap for these third wavers. Either they acknowledge that choppers are really dickless dudes (and not women) or they shit on the actual women. These blue hair cunts are all for inclusiveness until it means they have to give something...
  36. Phazael

    Stay or go?

    Maybe not this, but if you break up she will likely move on to one of your other friends, since she has none of her own. In fact, six months with no sex is an indicator that this might already be taking place. You are not in love. You are not even fucking this woman. You are just too lazy to...
  37. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    So e are back to the "if the woman looks like she wants it she is asking for it" trope then? Face it, you are one fedora tip away from being a 3rd wave white knight.
  38. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Are you fucking high or just in full on Tanoma White Knight mode? Have you ever heard of the expression "playing hard to get" or read up on human (or animal) courtship rituals? You ALWAYS want the pussy you can't have. You ALWAYS pine over the one that got away. There is also a reason people...
  39. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Yeah everyone listen to the antisocial waifu loving dyke about what constitutes mainstream feminine beauty......