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  1. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    On the one hand, everything Hodj said up to his Rickshawing was demonstrably correct. On the other hand, I think the cheap shot he took at Tarrant was a bridge too far. This especially true when you consider how many ways one can make fun of Tarrant without citing his current life situation...
  2. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe she can get one of those Mexicans she is getting drilled by to pick up the house for her.
  3. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Should we quote the last 900 pages of this thread? Women are merciless and malicious during breakups. If she had time to plan, it means she has a head start in a situation where the deck was already going to be stacked in her favor. Also, what Hoss said.
  4. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ^This. Pretty much the sole reason I frequent this thread is to make me appreciate my wife more. I cannot even imagine how tough Tarrant has it right now. Then you have assholes like wormie who just trash everything because they want to stick their dick in the newer younger model, too...
  5. Phazael

    Deadpool (2016)

    Colossus was basically playing the part of Captain America here, the moral compass straight man. He was the weakest link by design. Angel Dust was probably the least well executed part of the movie, but she was a last minute budget rewrite and there to give the viewer some action at the end...
  6. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sure you realize this, but it bears repeating. This is part of the whole "appear sane" routine, as well. Actually wanting to be happy and in a healthy relationship was not enough for her to conquer her crazy. But you can bet your ass that fucking you over as hard as possible for a bunch of...
  7. Phazael

    Deadpool (2016)

    Might be too old, but Clancy Brown would crush it as Cable. Also, I agree that this movie is the same breath of fresh air and awesome that Fury Road was.
  8. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well you have to pick your compromise. My wife is chunky, but she is not a hagbeast. Looks are going to go, so I went for the brains and attitude instead. If looks land at the top of your priority list, you probably are not going to make it in a LTR anyhow. I am not saying marry Shelly, I am...
  9. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Its like Michael Moore and Trex had a 40 year old baby.
  10. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Elope and blow the money on the reception party. That's what my wife and I did and we saved everyone a lot of hassle and money. Plus, our receptions (had one in CA and one in WI) were a lot more memorable than any of the poofta weddings I have been/sung at over the years. No one remembers the...
  11. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    a_skeleton_03 is the same guy who snagged nudies off of his wife's friend's HD because he felt entitled to do so (/implication.jpg) and traded Vicodin for nudes from the Meagan Fox of Ohio. I am not terribly worried about any relationship advice he might have because I am fairly certain he has...
  12. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Funny you say this. I was the SK main puller and side tank while leading mybguild in EQ. My now wife ran the healers and managed our phone contacts (pre VoIP), but we didnt so much as flirt for the first five years in the guild until a mutual friend basically shoved us together. These...
  13. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, my wife is into Disney, which I am not since I am straight, over 14, and have a penis. I am also into WW2 type shit she has zero interest in, as well as Souls games and fighting games. So we do have a couple of things we are into on our own. As for time apart, well work tends to do that...
  14. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your wives all suck I guess. My wife is playing FO4 survival side by side with me (two TVs in our BR plus one for TV) and is making me go to the gaming con on Valentines day weekend. She won't play the broke dick hard games, but she like playing group StarCraft and numerous competitive board...
  15. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The cutting point seems to be kids. Now, my wife and I are unusual in that we are best friends and do all the same hobbies. We are constantly looking for people to board game with and so on, but the married ones drift off and then vanish entirely the moment it is time to crank out a fuck trophy.
  16. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The 2k Ravens was an amazing D, but they also faced arguably one of the weakest schedules of any SB team in the modern era. They also did not stay relevant past a year or two the way the Steel Curtain (and Purple People Eaters) did. Seattle might make it into that category, but its hard to...
  17. Phazael

    Bloodborne

    Yeah 2h Axe until you get Ludwigs pretty much is EZ mode for this game, in general.
  18. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Those two statements do not compute together. You may actually believe all that, but given your self admitted track record I think you actually got put in the friend zone and do not realize it. And now that you are single again, she can milk you for money by paying attention to you again...
  19. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    There have actually been a lot of amazing Ds that did not make the post season, due to the extreme ineptitude of their offense. In the modern era, the Texans and Rams spring immediately to mind, with great years at D but with anemic offences that could not even put up the ten to 14 points...
  20. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    All said and done, this was an interesting season. Lots of major injuries, but the usual suspects still mostly crawled into the playoffs. I think the inside rush and rattled nerves (first SB) factored into the unexpected Panther performance issues, but I was glad to see either team win...
  21. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Are you dense enough to think I am a Denver fan? Wait, nm. Its Uber. For the record, while I would not mind either team winning one, I like NC getting one because it spreads the love around, which is what makes the NFL unique among American sports.
  22. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    LOL at Brady getting booed at the MVP rollout.
  23. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think we narrowed down Eomer's problem right here... well one of the main ones anyhow. Plus dude... Really? You don't rebound from one crater by going back to someone who already friendzoned your ass once. You need to start fresh.
  24. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Why would he settle for anything less, guilty or innocent, especially up in Feels Land Canada? Even a half assedly executed false sexual assault claim can permafuck your life. I know I wouldn't take ANY chances in the USA and the burden of proof is greater down here.
  25. Phazael

    Tequila

    Don Julio 1942 is my drink of choice. Smooth and mellow. It makes a fantastic cadillac margarita. I've had the next step up from 42, and while it is better, its not tripple the price better.
  26. Phazael

    Moderator Election 2016 HQ

    Yeah I liked Hodj as a mod and have zero issue with him taking giant steaming dumps on Moonbat. He might have had some biases, but Tarrant has done what Hodj is accused of multiple times (as one example) and he is obviously not going anywhere. Anyhow, I think Other Games needs its own non...
  27. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    No team that needed five quarters to beat us was going to stand a chance against this Panther team. They are the most complete team in the league this year, which is why they are here. Onle reason Seadderol was even in the last game was due to them letting up way to soon.
  28. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    This is ultimately why what the 3rd wavers/blue hairs want amounts to censorship. They are too fucking lazy to correct the perceived problem where it exists (the population at large) and so are just attacking and attempting to shut down the sources of offending (to them) material that there is...
  29. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Yeah, basically if 3rd wave Feminists actually knew anything about real world economics, they wouldn't have gender studies degrees and six digit student loan debt. Using that group of people as a source of market advice is as dumb as asking Mist for relationship advice.
  30. Phazael

    Worst Republican poster?

    For me it means, spending money where it does measurable good and proven social services. Social Security works when its not getting fucked with. Pointless wars do not work. Infrastructure works. Pork projects do not work. Having a strong military and space program to stay ahead of other...
  31. Phazael

    Worst Republican poster?

    Why not both?
  32. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Actually it will come down to running games and flat passes. In other words, its going to come down to if beat up Gronk is better than the Denver run game, because the Pats running attack is not enough to carry them against a D-Line like Denver has. FWIW, if it snows, Denver 24 Asterisks 21...
  33. Phazael

    Worst Republican poster?

    He is a coward, hypocrite, lip service Christian, closeted pervert, makes his money from government service while bitching about big government, and never lets the facts get in the way of his talking points. I would say he is arguably the BEST republican on this board. Keg is just a white...
  34. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Its another symptom of the larger problem, which boils down to the fact that you thought you weren't marrying her mother but really you are. Its about control and you basically lost it to Princess Noodle, who still rations the BJs, does not work, and now has you cleaning your house after work...
  35. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Holy fuck.
  36. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Regardless of that no call, we put ourselves in this situation.
  37. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Mastay and that retarded challenge are going to tip those the other way.
  38. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    McCarthy not game planning and too many GB injuries on the line.
  39. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    AZ defense is on the field too long here. Assuming no McFatty brain fart, GB is in control here.