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  1. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Same reason you are pegging random bar skanks. Dude has to bust a nut every once in a while.
  2. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The Oakland crowd tends to do their stabbing late, so if its a blowout, they will all be gone by the time a visitor bails. That whole area is a shithole, though, so it is not strictly a fanbase thing as much as it is a west bay area thing. Massachusetts fans, on the other hand, have no excuse...
  3. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Its the bay area fucktards (Oakland and San Fran) that are some of the worst people to attend sporting events on the planet. If you leave a Lambeau game, you might get a beer tossed at you or some shit talk from a Vikings fan, but that's the extent of it. I turned down free tickets to see the...
  4. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am six even and have dated women as tall as myself all the way down to my wife's barely over 5 feet stature. I don't really care either way, both have pros and cons on a purely superficial level. Obvious crazy and pretentious bullshit were the only red flags I ever cared about, but I have...
  5. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Is anyone here going to Waaghpaca in January?
  6. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What FW said. The sooner you recognize that your dick lies to you and rationalizes shit in your mind, the sooner you will resume rational thought. Don't beat yourself up about it. Its not unusual to see things you like in other people that your wife lacks in. Its why most people maintain...
  7. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I pretty much emphatically agree with everything Khaine just posted. This other girl is stimulating your interests in areas your wife does not and your dick is filling in the blanks making it seem like something more. People are not perfect and there is no reason to expect your wife to be...
  8. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Thing is we actually have the informed swinging dick opinion, in a well though out and rational form, with Khaine. There are many other threads for people who want to go out and slay pussy and disregard anything resembling respect or loyalty to their partner. Anyhow... Wormie, you need to...
  9. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Pretty sure if we just took any Brosyar post from last year and swapped the words "Cutler", "Chicago", and "Bears" with "Romo", "Dallas", and "Boys" no one would even notice.
  10. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Dallas is going to lose next week, entirely due to the injuries they have. With all of their horses in the stable? Eagles get worked. Hell, they still might since the Dallas D is a lot more competent than that of the Falcons. Chip is going to have to start taking a more balanced approach if...
  11. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Well that's one more TD than I expected to happen tonight. Probably the score the game ends on.
  12. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe you should have more relationship experience beyond plugging hairy middle eastern women and nosebeasts to get your nut on, before trying to dispense advice here. Technically, Mist is at least your equal when it comes to relationships. This isn't the screenshots forum.
  13. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Any game that he doesn't ride home in an ambulance is a win for him.
  14. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I can't believe I am saying this, but the Bears might not be the worst team in the NFC North this season. I am not sure how the Vikings had so much falloff from last season. This should have been an easy win for them.
  15. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    We'll have to see the entire game, but the Broncos/Ravens and Fins/Deadskins game were wall to wall failure and sadness.
  16. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Sadly, this might not even be the worst game this week.
  17. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Cue the Benny Hill Music. My 16-3 prediction might be too generous.
  18. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    So much ineptitude.
  19. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Say what you will about Kaeperbro. The dude knows how to pick apart NFC North Defenses.
  20. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Are those throwbacks or are they trying to look like a 1950s AFL team?
  21. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I think the niners are wearing those uniforms in the hopes that people will mistake them for the Raiders this season. Fuck someone beat me to the punchline.
  22. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    16-3 Vikings. This game has all the excitement of a Jaguars Texans epic showdown.
  23. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah and that's because they got to play another NFC LEast team, and still nearly pissed the game away. I will say this, the whole division is entertaining to watch shit the bed, unlike say the (insert conference here) South, which are just sad.
  24. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Here comes checkdown king. At three yards per pas, you only need 30 plays to win this thing. And.... Ballgame! LOL Eagles.....
  25. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Atlanta returning to their midseason form in the second half, i.e. shitshow. Wonder how many times that underneath screen is going to burn them before they figure out there is an issue?
  26. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Matt Ryan doing a nice Romo impression to let the Eagles back in.
  27. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If you want to count the AFC and NFC South games, sure I guess...?
  28. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    No one was hopping on the Eagles bandwagon. Don't mistake people coming to watch a good dumpster fire with actual support.
  29. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Unless Atlanta magically got better on D, I think the Eagles might struggle to match their 5 wins from last season. Pre-Season is over.
  30. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Ask and ye shall receive. ... and the AFC South Shitshow continues.
  31. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah Kelly calling a naked bootleg with glass jaw Sam this early in the season must mean he wants the Sanchez era to begin asap.
  32. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    @ Daz- You did watch that game last night, right? The Cowboys did all they could to lose that game, but failed comedian Eli Manning was having none of that shit.
  33. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    As bad as Dallas looked last night, at least they have a defense. Eagles will crap out in the Wildcard round, if they even make it in with the free 6ish wins they get from NYG, Deadskins, and the NFC South. On the other side, is it my imagination or is Atlanta's secondary a lot better this year?
  34. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If all the Iggles wanted to do was run check downs and miss out routes, they could have kept Foles.
  35. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That college style O is great for beating shitty teams, but not for competent ones. Side note: Sure seems like PI is getting called a lot less so far. I am fine with trading more physical play for the ball in exchange for the defenseless receiver rules. Flacco and Wilson will have to learn...
  36. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I didn't say it was ideal. Ideal would be to drop or reschedule classes to avoid this woman. Wormie has basically said that he knows the logic and can't control himself anyhow, so my suggestion is more about him deliberately sabotaging himself from being able to take Keg's dudebro suggestion...
  37. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The simplest way to end any temptation without causing problems would be to put off plans for a semester. Since you seem unwilling to do that, do something that will require her and your wife to interact, like studying at your home when the wife is around. Having your wife know who she is...
  38. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    The fall of civilization was also pretty gradual in the universe, also. Not an overnight nuke fest, plus Australia was one of the last civilized areas to fall apart.
  39. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Frenzied is spot on. You have a perfect marriage, why would you trash that to bang some random 20 something you have little to no history with? Go rub one out or something. Taking a leap into the crazy zone is not worth ruining something like you describe, unless there is more that you are...
  40. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Boomer actually won some playoff games, though. More like Kyle Orton.....