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  1. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    @Wombat= Definitely some truth to that. And really, my relationship is not in any way the traditional mold Khane is suggesting, anyhow. The wife and I are both nerds, she makes way more money than I do, and we don't do any of the traditional role shit. On top of that, we spend all of our...
  2. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What is antiquated about her fucking around on him and then taking advantage of him? That's not a 1950s thing. If Onoes were a woman and making dinner for an unfaithful ex husband, I would be saying the exact same shit. Seriously, go reread that car thread. His ex has hippy enabler parents...
  3. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Get back to me on how awesome the Fins are when they break 500. At least my predictions for my team actually happened, aside from lasting one round longer in the playoffs.
  4. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Consider that I am trying to put this shit into terms to be grasped by a 30 year old man with horns who drives a Jurassic Park truck around. He needs tough love on this. And he knows he is fucking up, which is why he is clamming up about whatever nutty tattooed 20 something daddy issues girl...
  5. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Chip is going to turn the eagles into the Raiders of the east. There is no way all of this crazy doesn't blow up in his face and screw them long term.
  6. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If the cop she blew let Onoes off on a ticket, I could see this being a fair situation. But in all seriousness, she is abusing the privilege. She gets all of the husband shit out of you without having to put out for you, since she prefers yoga boy for her deep dicking needs these days. Its...
  7. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If it looks like a duck.....
  8. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Good point, but Philbin is no Harbaugh.
  9. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    How exactly did the Bills D confirm anything at the end of the season? Because the Pats layed down when Coach Vader had nothing to play for? They might be better this year, but there is no way a team churning its entire coaching staff and that much roster competes for even a wild card. The...
  10. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait a sec.... Mrs Ex Onoes has some other dude she is banging and Onoes is still the one helping her move? When she ropes some other dude into putting a ring on her finger are you going to help pay for the wedding too? I think I actually feel bad for making fun of him now.....
  11. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Suktek, Go look it up. I'll wait it won't take long to count AFCE wins that don't include the Pats. And we all know that it won't take long to count the south. /elevator music Ok, so Jets with four. The Jags chipped in one (which is more than the Bills and Fins combined), and the Texans...
  12. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good for you, but we will see how long that continues. I figure one of your devil horn friends getting a BJ from her and making your kids call him daddy or her deciding to soak you for money when she wants some more free stuff and rapes you in court will change things. I hope that never...
  13. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You obviously have not dated any Mormon women or hard core Catholic girls. There is a whole class of sheltered women who are looking to get married at the first opportunity, mostly because its been pounded into them from an early age that this is the only acceptable way to get a dose of...
  14. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You are really going to argue that the AFCE is a stronger division than the NFCN purely on the basis of the Bills sweeping it? Even the weakest team in the north (Bears) was not as bad as the Jets last season. The NFCN might not be the toughest division (its probably average), but even with...
  15. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Miami lacks the "Air it to Megatron at any moment" threat, but they sit in an easier division. Also, when Suh starts cheap shotting people, the other teams in that division will get him back.
  16. Phazael

    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

    Wyatt went nuts, like Joaquin Phoenix nuts. The Kal Penn idea is actually a good one, but the fact that he worked for President Kenyan would be too polarizing. If Bee is bailing (and she was not really good enough for that spot) then Jason Jones will go with her. Of the old crowd, I actually...
  17. Phazael

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Totally dig that to. Now that we consider Pluto an exoplanet (and likely a captured one at that) there is a ton we can learn by studying it. Plus science at its core is about pushing boundaries. Pluto is about as far as the hand of man has reached to this point, so its pretty amazing.
  18. Phazael

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Wanted to respond to this before the thread got Misted up. I was more making the point that we already have examples (potential examples, no one actually knows what goes on after the event horizon) of acceleration in excess of C, so the idea of velocity being limited to the limits of...
  19. Phazael

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Give it up. Cuntasaurus will just stubbornly argue this bullshit endlessly. Soft science peddlers have to lie to themselves constantly to justify their poor career choices.
  20. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    RE:49ers- Rats over the side. Their fans have been saying that the front office was going to stop giving a shit once the new stadium was done and that is exactly what we are seeing. Why would someone who doesn't need the money stick around for that bullshit?
  21. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It would not surprise me in the least if the Bears were actually interested in Kaeperbro, considering the one thing he knows how to do is win against the Packers. Beating the Packers twice a year is a good way to keep your job in Chicago, just ask Lovie Smith. He certainly could not be any...
  22. Phazael

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    The basic principle of gravity is that it acts across infinite distances, but smaller masses over farther distances are weaker and overcome by other forces (and apparently, dark energy). The issue is that it is a constant force, so unless someone can spontaneously create matter in a closed...
  23. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No personal experience, but from friends who have dated and married them, apparently its a manageable control freak kind of crazy that still includes the freak in the sack part of crazy. So I guess if you can handle not being the master of your own house and keeping schedules with a huge...
  24. Phazael

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    On the one hand, he hits all of the stereotypical tinfoil hat talking points that it seems like he HAS to be a troll. But I know enough people in real life that believe ALL of the same crazy shit as him, so here we are. I value his contribution to this community mainly because it prepares me...
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ultimately, we were selfish and wanted to have fun, but also didn't feel we could give sufficient support and guidance to any children we might have. Plus the planet is over populated by 80% or so, anyhow....
  26. Phazael

    R.I.P Leonard Nimoy

    yeah really.
  27. Phazael

    R.I.P Spock

    Genuinely sad about this. Grew up on Star Trek, In Search Of, and Mission Impossible. Dude was also a fairly prolific director. Great talent and great guy.
  28. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah deciding not to have little versions of ourselves was the best and most healthy thing my wife and I ever did for our relationship. We get to have so much fun and do so much cool shit as a direct result of this choice.
  29. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There is that. But that's a sociopath for you....
  30. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Really? Yeah getting married to the first woman who lets you get your dick wet is dumb, but he has managed to remain with that person over the long haul. He certainly knows more about sustaining a relationship than the dude who crashes and burns every couple years. The only thing that second...
  31. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Its not about evolution and its not meant to be mean or insulting. I was you (a fatter, less successful version, I am sure) at one point and I know what my opinions were at that point in my life. I might not be right now, but I sure as hell know I was wrong about tons of shit back at that...
  32. Phazael

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    The dice comment is the exact one religious sheeple pull out of their ass and he stated himself that he was speaking metaphorically. But if you did not have such a strong confirmation bias against the entirety of reality, you would already know that. As for Hawking, you evidently have not...
  33. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane, seriously, you are sounding more and more like a 20 year old who is ruled by his dick. If you seriously believe that the average man feels about sex the same way that an average woman does, then we are basically at an impasse here. I hate to admit it, but I agree with a_skeleton_03...
  34. Phazael

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Ten guys off the top of my head: Hawking, Einstein, Pasteur, Salk, Euclid, Galileo, Archimedes, Marie Curie, Faraday, and James Watson. Newton was great and might deserve to be among that group, but he admitted himself that he built his work on the work and observations of others. He also...
  35. Phazael

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Garlic and Bleach are his drugs of choice, right?
  36. Phazael

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I will give him a pass for considering Newton one of the greatest scientists in history (debatable opinion that I firmly disagree with), but Tesla was about as far from a creationist as a guy can be. Creationists love to misinterpret his words to try and claim him, though, like they often do...
  37. Phazael

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    My wife just kicked me out of the bedroom for laughing so loud at the Lumie meltdown and Bisi response. This thread is as good for my self esteem as it is bad for my faith in humanity.
  38. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Purely feels data, but older men are lazy and have hobbies. At a certain point, its about settling down with someone who does not cut into your football time.
  39. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As a younger man, I am sure you have been told this and maybe even believed it. And to a degree it is true, but women generally want more out of sex than the act of doing it, moreso than men. Its just that we live in a culture now where it is hip and cool to pretend otherwise.
  40. Phazael

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    This. I am inclined to trust reputable experts over Star Fox trapped in a Neck Beard's body. Links have been provided and he basically just regurgitates nonsense. This whole derail got started because he lumped QE in with a bunch of nonsense, like religion, in out of one side of his mouth...