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I tried cereal with water once. Took me once to realize it was 100x better dry. Wtf is wrong with you?

I just learned that sand tiger sharks eat their siblings inside their mother's womb. That's metal as fuck.

We know it was a pit bull because if it wasn't, the headline would have been, "Border Collie heroically saves 6 yr old from black neighbor."

They're good boys, they just need some structure and the Cowboys are better than anyone at giving that structure! So what if one or 2 are failed experiments. Look at all the people we successfully helped. My theory is that when the redskins sign you, you just lose the will to fight.

I'm going to count that as getting the last word on a subject.

Naw son, if the dicks are all rotated 90 degrees the balls won't touch. If her asshole is up so the dudes can all fuck down, balls won't even touch strange shaft. Course, in that position the dudes faces are like inches away from each other. But no balls are touching so it's straight as...

Of course you'd say that. You don't want to believe your team is jinxed.

He was fine until he became a redskin. I mean, not counting the trouble for whipping his kid.

I thought for sure blondie was going to get arrested for stealing the car.

Thank God it's just a title. I thought it was a legit reboot and was afraid to click on the thread.

I'm just glad they're not making it an all female reboot.

I like my wife's ass. But if we're making out and she has a runny nose, I'm like "eww fuck get me a towel". Apparently snot crosses the line.

Should totally pretend he brought pics and you're showing them to the Webcam. Or better yet that shes there flashing.

OK if he brings his wife's tits to the podcast, then I'd be in favor of Tmac's otherwise awful idea. You can post it on the same sites that johnny was hosting his videos of fucking whores.

Yeah, the porn was much better in my last simulation.

So your suggestion is to turn a podcast into the lowest form of youtube video? Sound with still pictures? I sincerely hope he doesn't listen to you.

Screenshots for a podcast? One of us doesn't understand what a podcast is.

I have nothing to add, but this thread isn't at the top of the subforum and it should be.

Are we not allowed to make fun of tuco's male pattern baldness? Or does it just not bother him so we dropped it quickly?

What the card doesn't say is that the name means liquid platinum. It's pressed into a relatively worthless but utilitarian metal called gold. Before putting it in gold they were just carrying around cups of the shit. I keep a bright flashlight in my truck and will shine it at the...

Holy shit, did your son piss himself?