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  1. Phazael

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The sad thing is if the skilled people on this board spent about two months working on a parody MMO that fit that description we would likely have something resembling a working game in that time, motivated and funded by the desire for comedy. Meanwhile these kooks are laboring over a piece of...
  2. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Put me down for ten miles into that hike when no one else is around and Julian is sweating balls. As for her being single, there are plenty of possible reasons. It could be she is crazy/has a murderous ex/was a dude. But its just as likely that her nurse schedule combined with the recent move...
  3. Phazael

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I am sure I could announce I was King of Swaziland and it would be just as likely. On the other hand, watching the Cult of Brad shit all over Nintendo would be hilarious and its not like there are any games worth an actual shit on the WiiU anyhow.
  4. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah in simplest terms, until you have shared a bathroom you know nothing.
  5. Phazael

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Except he was popping shit all during VG and his behavior now pretty much matches what it was then. And a pill habit is a pretty good way to make a lot of money flush down the toilet. To me, the biggest thing making me think he is still doing that shit is that he never publicly acknowledged...
  6. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seven years. They have not spent one night together without her parents there to cockblock. There is not even a ring on her finger and she is already blimping out like she has been married for ten with no end in sight. She has a chunk of money she cannot touch because daddy said so. She is...
  7. Phazael

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Compare his behavior to that of a typical drug addict and ask yourself what it objectively looks like. I mean a white collar druggie popping prescription meds kind of druggie.
  8. Phazael

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Don't be ridiculous. The dude was popping shit all during the VG development cycle. No one is going to give proof because it would mean outing friends who dealt with that shit on the inside. I admit he might not be a junkie now, but in my experience the only time someone stops being doing...
  9. Phazael

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    No offense, but there were plenty of people who called bullshit on the whole thing from day one. Anyone intimately familiar with the VG situation, Brad's addictions, or even just the last part of his EQ1 tenure were sounding red flags at the get go. A lot of people just let their heart cloud...
  10. Phazael

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The worst part of this thread being on perma rickshaw status is that RRPed cultists like Beck are free to shit it up again. I want to hear more about JesusQuest the MMO and less about Beck's decade old internet sleuthing skills, please.
  11. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She is just seeing if he can handle that much prolonged physical exertion so he can keep pounding her during her marathon crazy sex sessions. Or maybe if he can handle pain for some S&M stuff a little later....
  12. Phazael

    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    Chick flicks are safe money, is all. They are cheap to make and almost always make their money back, thanks to a bunch of stupid women and friend zoned future pole smokers who flock to this shit. Action, Sci-Fi, and Comedy movies are a bigger risk and fail often with more spectacular fallout...
  13. Phazael

    The Fault in Our Stars

    They should just rename this to the Fault in Our Erectile Dysfunction. Just listening to some of the Harpies I work with talk about it and seeing the previews, it sounds like a Lifetime Original Movie written by Aanima for wide screen release. Not to channel Keg or anything, but I actually...
  14. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    Unfortunately, the tats are what probably reduced the odds of them being cornholed or shanked while they were in the joint, so catch 22.
  15. Phazael

    A Million ways to die in the West

    That might have made the movie better.
  16. Phazael

    A Million ways to die in the West

    Naw, skinny dude has the creepy vibe down to a science. Seth just needs to work on his acting when there is not dialog being delivered. The banter he had with most of the cast was pretty good. When it was just him reacting to shit without comment, he looked stiff. The scene where he is...
  17. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    Quineloe, as a fellow German (I am 3 generation removed on both sides), you should appreciate the need to prune genetic aberrations from the gene pool as much as I do. When kids are this defective, they should be removed from society. Arguably, their parents should be taken to task for this as...
  18. Phazael

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    People rationalize all sorts of shit to themselves when they think invisible space pope makes them right. But we already have a thread for that side tangent. On topic, it would appear that Brad has stopped being high on pills and is opting to be high on Jeebus instead. You seriously cannot...
  19. Phazael

    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    The irony is that JMS originally planned on killing those guys off after season one and having that female Narn and Viir take over those roles, but the two characters were by far the most popular aspect of the show so he decided to run with it. The fact that those guys were the best actors on...
  20. Phazael

    A Million ways to die in the West

    The shots were all done pretty much with outdoor lighting. I think he was trying to have the movie look like a traditional western. So, no fucked up hillbilly teeth in it but no shining reflections of artificially whitened ones either.
  21. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I would still munch box like a madman, working dick or no. And my sex drive is fairly subdued. And I am pretty happily married, but I had some really shitty past relationships on the road to where I am now. And Old Bass, pull the ripcord and get the fuck out of there. Like now. Move out...
  22. Phazael

    A Million ways to die in the West

    The scenes where he got to play off of NPH and Theron he nailed. The ones with his pal and Sarah Silverman, not so much.
  23. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    Pretty much this. I said it already, but these twats are a genetic dead end. They need to be removed from society permanently for no other reason than to prevent further damage to society as a whole.
  24. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    What is the surprise? Two stupid redneck cunts do something like this, it follows that humanity would be better off without them. This community is nothing if not practical.
  25. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    Law is not what is being argued here. We know what is going to happen. Two white girls? Yeah they will be in juvi for a while then their parents will get them released faster than you can say "affluenza" and become a waste of society. What I am saying here is that the world would be a better...
  26. Phazael

    A Million ways to die in the West

    Beginning was slow, but it ended strong. So reverse of ted,. Wife liked it more than Ted, I liked it about the same maybe slightly less. Mustache song owned.
  27. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    May as well fucking hang them so that they don't reproduce a hoard of redneck spawn when the system inevitably spits them out. Genetic dead end, as far as I am concerned.
  28. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    Yeah this is probably a symptom of how dumbed down education in Wisconsin has gotten in the last decade. Thank you Scott Walker for dismantling one of the better educational systems in the country and replacing it with Jesus! I am not surprised this shit happened in Waukesha. Milwaukee is the...
  29. Phazael

    A Million ways to die in the West

    People slammed the shit out of Ted when it debuted, as well, though it did not have Jolie's cancerous mamaries to compete with. Despite all the hipster hate he gets, McFarland has been consistently entertaining in what he has done over his career, so I will give this a shot, regardless...
  30. Phazael

    Maleficent

    MY wife wants to see this. I am not looking forward to going to this movie, but Jolie might make this watchable as she has a way of being good in shitty movies (Salt, Wanted, ect).
  31. Phazael

    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    B5 basically had a similar issue as DS9, in that the supporting actors were better than the main characters, though much more pronounced. Londo, Jakar, and Garabaldi (and later Bester) were worlds better than any of the primary characters and any episodes involving them were so superior to the...
  32. Phazael

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    Jesus Keg, isn't there some hairy armpit married middle eastern girl you could be banging? I mean, instead of coming to a nerd board and trolling people for being nerds.....
  33. Phazael

    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    How about take an active interest in what he is fucking up to and stop raining Benjamin's on him constantly? Maybe if someone had been slapping this little shit around when he spouted off antisocial anime faggotry he might have had a chance to turn out a little more normal.
  34. Phazael

    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    Ron Moore had his hands all over the series from Season 3 onward. Seriously, compare S3-7 of DS9 to the new BSG series, then compare S1-2 to all of the other trek work Behr was attached to. Behr spent all of his time emulating Roddenberry, but he did contribute a lot to character writing (he...
  35. Phazael

    Godzilla (2014)

    Pretty much agree with Fight on this. As a Godzilla movie, it was the best one in the last decade or so. It was certainly better than Pacific Rim Job, but having an actor with real teeth in the main role would have helped it a lot. At least they avoided the campiness of the last attempt.
  36. Phazael

    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    It is also important to remember that Ron Moore is the guy behind the bulk of the DS9 writing, the same guy who made the reimaged BSG series. Roddenberry's health declining around season two and the series vast improvement are not coincidences. Basically, when Moore got to do more long term...
  37. Phazael

    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    Enterprise suffered from having too much time travel. When they got away from that, it had a nice gritty TOS feel to it. Of course, the two part evil universe episode was arguably the best episode of the entire series. Voyager was mostly unwatchable for the first three seasons, minus a...
  38. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    She was a shitty companion with a good backstory. Rory was more interesting than she was. Modern era, Donna Noble and Jack Harkness were head and shoulders the best companions.
  39. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This kind of underscores my point. Man Crazy is going hobo and avoiding all human contact. When women get the extra strength crazy, they want to spread that shit around to as many other people as possible.