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Ten years ago, I was giving up EQ, moving to Cali, and shacking up with the woman who would become my wife. These days, I have traded MMOs for Warhammer and other more social nerd pursuits. I am fatter, but more active. I am lazier, but more ambitious. I am more jaded, but less cynical, if...

Show me a man around here who would email bomb a chick the way Onoes got spammed (other than Aanima who barely qualifies as a man) and I will concede the point.

Edit- Am and have been with Khaine on this point the whole way. Plus, the only way someone in Onoes mindset is going to learn is either total browbeating or a complete disaster happening. It would be a lot better for him that he learn this shit from a friend than having McSlutty the crazy...

Women say all sorts of shit to everyone, including themselves, to justify all manner of cunitsh behavior. This thread is full of testimonials to that fact. If a woman is complaining to you about the fidelity of her husband, while she is filled to the eyeballs with your jizz and talking to him...

If you go looking for flaws, you are certain to find some. My advice at a glance is to stop worrying about this sort of shit and just enjoy what you have going on. She moved to be where you are and does seem to be both self sufficient and not dependent, so I see no reason to sabotage things if...

Said it before, but my wife would be my best friend if she wasn't my wife. We share nearly all of our hobbies and interests, rarely spending time apart. That and she has a functional level of crazy and a really good sense of humor. Considering the trail of crazy I left behind me, I am...

I pretty much agree with everything Khane has stated. Doing something because you believe you can get away with it is sociopathic.

Assuming Onoes is on the level, I lost a lot of respect for him. Knowing your wife was most likely fucking around on you (you caught her via the phone shit) if not sucking other dudes dicks behind your back while you were still married, why would you participate in that sort of shit at another...

The obvious question is why are you bothering to talk to that nutty bitch when you aren't even banging her? Never Engage the Crazy. Literally nothing good will ever come of it. Aside from other people getting entertainment at your expense, of course. All it would take is for this crazy chick...

Keg is in pure troll mode, which means whatever smelly hunk of mid east gash he has been hatefucking has dried up and he is bored enough to pull this shit again. I can forgive a lot of bullshit, but three things I will not forgive: 1) Nuking the entire history of the old boards- I don't...

I hope he takes the good advice in this thread, but history suggests otherwise. The first time he even replies with "ok" to one of her psychograms he may as well just stick his dick in her and get it over with.

TNG Worf was the punching bag that alien enemy of the week got to beat up to demonstrate how uber they were. DS9 Worf was arguably the most accomplished hand to hand combatant in the entire Klingon Empire. Drago might be a badass, but his sole accomplishments were beating the fuck out of...

Rule number one is Don't Stick Your Dick in the Crazy. Rule number two is Don't Engage the Crazy. Hopefully these experiences have driven this home. Of course if you crack under the pressure and the smelly gash proves to be too much for you, I look forward to future updates.

Both BK weapons are really good when you first get them, particularly the halberd on any sort of caster build. Heide and Fire are decent for a caster up until those become available. Really, though, any weapon with movesets you are comfortable is workable for at least the first half of the...

Vendrick is retardedly easy once you know to keep to the rear left of him. His hitboxes are odd and some swings that look like they should hit you don't and the same in reverse. If the soul you are missing is the one from the Ancient Dragon, there is a major weakness in his AI that would led a...

Not always. I completely missed Luna until after I had cleared everything on my first run.

Bell towers are very fuzy since you can hit them at radically different levels depending on how you progressed through the game. I know the Fire area Bell tower I hit a lot sooner my first run, due to my mage just motoring through that area. Gargs I did way late on both playthroughs, due to...

The only indicator is the massive health drop. I was dicking around with a katana in coop and fending off invaders and never got any indication.

That last one is like an encapsulation of all Fedor pics ever posted.

Like any Los Angeles team, the SoCal people will root for whoever happens to be winning at that time. They should sell reversible jerseys out here. Its a major reason there is no NFL team here, because that requires a level of fan loyalty this region is not capable of.

Chime of Want is pretty awesome, but of course it comes from the last boss.

Spears are good for defensive one on one boss fights, but not much else this game. The reach was amazingly useful on Smelter and for drilling shit in narrow corridors. The Halberd is a much better weapon of similar moves. The BKH, in particular, is a very good option for modest stat...

My wife digs the beard and sucks a mean dick, but honestly with my tiny schlong its not a major challenge. She just hates the prickly stage because it gives her rug burn when I go carpet munching.

Except you caught her texting some other dude that we all know she was most likely railing on the side well before you were on the way to divorcing her. You need to sever all contact that does not directly involve the well being of your kids. Her engaging you emotionally and still lying about...

Pretty much everyone was saying it. Complete cutoff generally means she is getting her hole plugged by someone else. The fact that she is currently shacking up with a married cop is just so white trash clich? that I feel even worse for Onoes. Dude needs to cut all unnecessary contact with the...

Seriously, deleting the Shaw means all of that retardation is going to spill over into the real forums.

What you are forgetting is we are talking about an addict here. Dude happened to be holding an empty bottle when lightning struck once and it went to his head. (credit where it is due, Brad did make the big push for 3d graphics at a time when it was more niche) He starts believing his own...

Was Downfall a German movie? Can't recall, but I thought it was. Das Boat was German made and excellent, so they do exist.

This. Bonus points, when the baby crawls out it is half black.

Wife and I share all the same hobbies for the most part, Warhammer, Board Games, Video Games, Sci-fi, and so on. We play tons of coop games together as part of our "couple time". Really the only hobby I had to drop for her was when we both gave up MMOs because of the time suckage involved in...

Any idiot that uses an important password on a social website of this nature gets what they deserve. Social Darwinism at work.

Yeah, in this game, Dex build really means "enough dex to slot this weapon". Building around STR, INT, and Faith are the better paths for weapon use.

Covetous golden serpent ring and Jester hat ups the drop rate on those to ridiculous levels.

This is just Larson fueled by butthurt over the reboot trying to do things his way. The original series was basically Mormon parable, verbatim. John Colicos (Baltar), Count Iblis, and the theme music are the only parts of the original that stand up to the test of time. The comic books that...

There are some interesting thing they can do, just by virtue of not having to swap to catalysts to get your nukes in. Mastering dual wield in this game is the toughest way to play (my next project) because you have to get good at parry in a game with a much narrower window. I am told Agility...

BKGS and BKHB both scale A when upgraded on Int and have modest STR and DEX requirements, while still being among the best weapons in the game. Watcher GS is even better for a strictly Int caster and requires less in the way of stats to wield. You cannot expect to have all of that magic and...

All good changes, really, though they should probably find a way to make adaptability below 40 useful. Poise is a bit wonky in NG+, but perhaps the hammer nerfs will solve that issue. Sad to see Sorcery and Pyro get nerfed so hard for PvP reasons when its PvE use was already suspect. MLGS...

I am in if needed, but am fine taking a season off since my summer is packed. You guys all have my contact information, so let me know whatever you decide. If we do take a break, I will just ice my teams until we pick it back up.

You have to know about the back door that opens with max covenant status with the chaos mother guild and escort him safely through that part. The back door access to that area also makes that whole zone a lot easier, but it means a big humanity farm to do it.

I think I mainly used terrain staffing (as Dab described) and a spear type weapon against him. If you have a lot of poise and stamina, you can literally beat him down purely by blocking and counter attacking with a longer spear or halberd. Honestly, he was not that hard compared to some of the...