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  1. Phazael

    The Great Gatsby

    I will never understand the love for this book, outside of people who treat Atlas Shrugged as the bible, of course. Redford could not make this boring bleak story watchable and I have my doubts that DiCaprio can, either. None of the characters are people you would root for or empathize with...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    This. Xmen also have a completely different sort of tone compared to the more conventional characters and story that the Avengers spring from. FF could be rolled in, but I honestly would not bother at this point. There is already a lot for the average short attention span American audience...
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    Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

    So the room just past the bottom of the tower with two Clopses chained to the wall in a hall full of harpies and a pair of wolf boss things was a random monster spawn? That room seemed staged to me, honestly, because of the Clopses starting chained up. And they should have just made Wakestones...
  4. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah, seriously, the Politics thread is in General guys.
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    Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

    The expansion areas are brutal, at least the boss fights are. I was running around as a magic archer with full dragonforged Ur gear around level 125ish and some of the boss fights are really nasty. I ended up going back to being a Sorcerer and just AEfuckit trolling the boss fights, since they...
  6. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Regarding Ace, she was one of Fenrick's Wolves. Fenrick was the uber space vampire being that the 7th Doctor had as his main recurring villain. That story line was never fully realized due to the cancellation of the classic series. In ancient Time Lord lore, the space vampires were their...
  7. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    IF you need a filler team, I can bowl a Nurgle, Khorne, or Ogre team, whatever you want played. Let me know if you need one.
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    Doctor Who

    I actually like Matt Smith, as he reminds me of the best aspects of Baker and Troughton, who did much of the defining work on the character. His supporting cast, on the other hand, has been very hit or miss. River in small doses is excellent, but in large doses the show veers too far off...
  9. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    ...assuming they haven't been tainted with cancer or gonnacacacas, like you did to her vag.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Dark Elves are better in a bash centric environment, thanks to the higher AV and additional blitzers. The biggest problem with injury management on a Wood Elf team is that the linemen are pretty expensive to replace for what amounts to a skill less S3 derp who can happen to handle the ball in a...
  11. Phazael

    EA will now publish Star Wars Games.

    Bioware got fucked out of being able to complete work on both KOTR games by Lucasarts pushing the schedule on them. Of course, I do not expect EA to be any better in that regard. I expect Call of Duty Wookie Warfare and a slew of sequels with mandatory online multiplayer to be the ultimate...
  12. Phazael

    Prometheus (Alien 0) - 1 Year Later

    That is actually a travesty, when you consider General Clansman is still shitting up general with his racist bullshit non stop. Sean is a much more active and OCD mod though, so.....
  13. Phazael

    Is Christopher Nolan the most overrated director of all time?

    Allen is easily the most overrated director of all time. He has not done anything relevant, outside of circle jerks for movie snobs, for decades. Most of his original classics have not aged very well, either (Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to Ask being the major...
  14. Phazael

    Scenes that made you cry like a bitch

    Laugh at me all you want, but the only time I ever cried in a theatre was when Spock died in Wrath of Khan. I think my old man cried like a bitch when no one was looking during that, too. That whole drawn out scene in the engineering was a gut wrencher for any die hard star trek fan. Big Fish...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Out of curiosity, what percent match was the tranny you tried to get your money's worth from?
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    Prometheus (Alien 0) - 1 Year Later

    There is genuinely disliking a film. Then there is hopping on the hate bandwagon because ragging on something like some emo hipster is the in thing to do. Perhaps you are in the former category, but there are certainly more people in the latter (this board not withstanding) and I think you...
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    Prometheus (Alien 0) - 1 Year Later

    I had issues with the movie, but I agree with Araysar in general on this. The internet hate train jumped on this movie like crazy because its become the "in" think to do lately. It had its flaws, but the original was hardly perfect, either. If you want to shaw this thread because it stirs up...
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    I think you let someone with a fresh team start at a lower division, since they have less development. The less skilled people would learn something facing a fresh 1k TV Cutlery or Adam12 run team, for example. The tournament idea is a descent one, though you obviously will not see certain...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Single mom who puts out on the first date has to have some amount of crazy, buried somewhere. Hopefully it doesn't pop out when you dump her in the form of her stabbing you. I agree that you might want to consider talking about it, or at least take the reigns in the sack and get her to do some...
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    I think a break risks losing a lot of people. As an alternate idea if you still want to do a break for the man eague, you could do a mini season where only fresh teams are allowed, that way people wanting time off ca take it and people wanting to dabble in another roster have something to do in...
  21. Phazael

    Who is next?

    The Megan Fox of Ohio.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Its the Larry David in me. I can't let that level of derp go unchecked. Maximum over rustle was inevitable.
  23. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Your trolling us with your logic defying stupidity. My replies are the emotional responses to said trolling, namely my inability to believe that people as sociopathic and stupid as you exist.
  24. Phazael

    The best sequel of all time?

    The space trucker thing is a good call. It laid the groundwork for a lot of good movies that followed a similar atmosphere, like Heavy Metal and Outland. But you could also make the argument that Star Wars created that concept first on the big screen with characters like Han Solo, though he...
  25. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    The fact that your wife would take your cancer loaded dick (look what Lance Armstrong did to Sheryl Crow!) without fear and you still went shopping for Hookers'R'Us drugged out discount bargains makes it worse, not better, by the way. Once again, Antarius being the voice of moral authority and...
  26. Phazael

    The best sequel of all time?

    Aliens is much better with the extra scenes from the laser disk version thrown in, as well. I think it would have to be a close contest between Aliens and Wrath of Khan for the best sequal ever made, but I think Khan would have to get the nod for being so much better than Star Trek the...
  27. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    So you were too busy to bang your wife but you found time to troll craigslist and nail hookers? And help their boyfriends get drugs? And you having a history of cancer in your life or family is justification to doing this to other people who put their trust in you? Yeah I am going to go with...
  28. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    How would you view a guy who finds his wife attractive enough to still bang who then decided to go plow some STD infested drugged out whore, who he then spreads the STD to his wife? What could your wife (and child) have possibly done to deserve this kind of treatment? If you have some form of...
  29. Phazael

    Oblivion - Tom Cruise goes WALL-E

    Liked it well enough, but its not in my top ten or anything. I will be interested to see the director's cut down the road, however.
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    The best sequel of all time?

    A lot of the best ones are already mentioned, but I would add Force Ten from Navarone to the list for classic movies and Two Towers to the list for modern movies. Probably not up to the standards of the others that have been mentioned, but Chronicles of Riddick and Tron Legacy are guilty...
  31. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Which, if we assume you are not trolling, brings up the question of if you were still interested enough in nailing your wife enough to be drilling her around the same time you were paying the hooker, then why the fuck were you going hooker trolling in the first place? Seriously, if you are not...
  32. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    As for the dating issue, its hard to get back on the horse when you get dumped like that, especially when you did everything you were supposed to do in the relationship. You are probably radiating desperation like a Detroit Lions fan and women can smell that shit a mile away. The best short...
  33. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Sounds like your basic girl doing a trade up maneuver situation. Women are great at rationalizing to themselves to avoid feeling guilty about doing heartless bullshit like this. Basically, she wanted to be with this (in her mind) better guy, but didn't want to dump your ass until the trade up...
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Does he have at least 14 on his roster? In my experience, not having AT LEAST 14 guys on an AV7 roster is just asking for the pain train to hit you, even in bash free leagues. Relying on Journeymen might be great for reducing TV bloat, but its not good for winning in the long term, even on...
  35. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    edit- Holy shit 0-4 successful blocks? That is some amazing rage inducing shit right there. Might have been better off abandoning that match.....
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Pretty much what Funkor did to my team early this season, but the bright side is if no one died, it only takes a game or two to recover. In the meantime, you get journeymen linos who you can use in the most amusing and suicidal ways that you would never subject your regulars to. Plus if some...
  37. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    How far are we from season 3?
  38. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Bush leaguers will be returning. Someone has to be a passing team around here......
  39. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    100% chance he is a total asshole. Might be fun to tinyeye the glamour shots that were posted of his supposed wife or email the alleged heroine whore to verify, but its so obviously a troll job that its not even worth the effort of confirming it.