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What ages are toddlerhood to you? Cause that article says 2, and in my mind 2 is the start of 'toddler'.

It's possible I wasn't drinking enough water. I thought I was and my pee was only slightly yellow. Nowadays I'm trying to drink a gallon a day and that's obviously a lot more. If the last experience with psyllium hadn't been so horrible I might be inclined to try again. BTW, I don't recall...

You misunderstood me. I am saying your ex is every bit the white trash that the stripper was, and that's why she was able to take care of the stripper. Internally, she was probably thinking, "This is MY mark, bitch betta get up offa my meal ticket".

i watched it today and I kept thinking, "hey it looks like they made a movie around a video game and a theme park ride" But don't get me wrong, I liked it. I just wish I coulda remembered more about the characters from the first one when they were reintroducing them. I really liked how they...

psyllium is not the same as acedophyllus, right? I'm probably spelling that shit wrong, but acedophyllus is live bacteria like you'd find in good yogurt. You can put it in milk overnight to check if it's alive. I think I've taken psyllium husks and it tore my guts up.

If you wanna go with that analogy, he wiped with the same sheet everyone else was using. Motherfucker was too stupid to even figure out how to get a clean sheet. The only reason anyone thought he was worth a shit with the eagles was because he had a black QB and the media was obliged to...

TBH, how his (x) wife handled the stripper in the car fiasco is starting to make sense now. One of them. One of them. One of them.

whitefish is the stuff they sell as imitation crab meat, isn't it? Dad and I used to go on week long fishing trips where we'd pack food for about half the week expecting to catch dinner most of the time. We were always surprised to learnw e were terrible fishermen and had to eat hamburgers...

I thought they shrunk it and hid it under his flash symbol. I do not recall what makes me think that though, so it might be a fever dream if no one else thought the same thing.

The modified girl was the little irathian girl from defiance, right? Nolan's daughter.

Don't pretend he was some sort of genius. He caught lightning in a bottle with the bears and spent the rest of his life milking that single success.

Nothing in that video indicates that she knows how to handle a blade. That was a baton that she only held on one end.

Buddy Ryan was the biggest piece of shit ever to coach in the NFL. Even Bill Bellicheat is nowhere near his league. Good riddance. Someone go spit on his grave for me and I'll pozload ya.

ohnoes, I read it all. Took me at least 2 hours but i read it all. I can't wait to see what the lawyer says. My guess is the house is safe since the decree only said 'try' to get her name off. Just whip it out later if it becomes an issue. That aside, the only thing you've really done wrong...

Are they as bad as using a No.1 pencil on the LSAT?

Vegas strip clubs suck. I thought we'd covered that in this thread, but apparently not. Austin strip clubs are better and it's not a lame reason to visit. All those college girls stripping their way through school is much better than the bitter golddiggers with smashed dreams stripping...

Why haven't these nudes been leaked yet?

I have no current intel on austin strip clubs. If none crops up, I'd suggest planning on jumping around till you find one with good talent. The laxity of the rules / overall experience is pretty consistent all around town other than the fact that there are a few all nude places where you have...

Did anyone read the comic yet where c3po got the red arm? What happened?

When I sold my house, the listing agent made me sign something saying I would not consider more than 1 offer at a time. Basically, I couldn't take backups to bolster my position during negotiations. Not sure if that was a law or an ethics thing, but I tried to not sign it and he insisted. But...

I was thinking along these lines too which is what originally made me think of asking her to masturbate for you. If you like em hot, dirty and cheap, you need to go to the Rio Grande Valley in Texas. I might have seen prettier girls in Dallas (debatable), but they weren't close in value.

I had to crawl into my car from the back yesterday. Today my company started up parking lot shaming again. They're sending pictures of shittily parked cars to the entire company and pointing out what they're doing wrong. I was going to put that in the pickle thread, but it fits here since...

Yay the token chick! Been thinking on it khane, and my thought would be that maybe you're not rubbing her spot the right way. Not intended as a dig as you, but girls are just different and something as simple as changing your angle of attack might make all the difference. Maybe watching her...

Might need a chick to weigh in on that one. Do we have any left?

You "can't" touch at most strip clubs either. whatever sounds fun anyway. now i will google it and probably be horrified. I have a feeling it's going to be 60 YO women. I went to strip clubs solo a lot. It was like therapy for me and helped me get over my fear of women. I think I had a...

When did the legal age for nude pics change to 18 yrs and 3 months? If the bitch wants my attention (and you know she does), she knows what she needs to do.