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  1. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    Yeah, that tribe Is in the fetal position mentally - letting Brad run shit into the ground. Just bizarre. I guess they are just trying to hang on until a merge and don't even care at all about the challenges at this point. Makes for less than stellar viewing enjoyment. And yes, fuck those...
  2. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    Yeah, noticed that too. They looked like newlyweds with Tyson sitting right behind him, arms draped around his neck. Guess they bonded! Glad Rupert's gone and apparently so is his wife. Loved Brad's demonstrative violent fantasy display of what he'd like to do to Gervais. "I can't wait...
  3. Pumpkin Thief

    The Blacklist

    Was looking forward to this because I like Spader. Seemed like a cobbling together of so many other shows/movies and suffers from many of the problems 1 hour shows have that must provide a resolution within 35 minutes of actual TV-time: Too much deus ex machina. Magical police work, magic...
  4. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    I loved Brad's reasoning for the big bro-lliance (which is made even more hilarious that he is running it). "Us big studly menz gotta stick together! These weak women and little weak pussies like Cochran are winning survivor these days!" Goddamn, this guy is going to be fun to watch. I'd...
  5. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    Stupid episode. That ex-nfl guy is a dumber than a bucket of shit and the main source of lulz so far from what looks to be a painful season ahead. No one sticks out so far as really likable to root for.
  6. Pumpkin Thief

    The Men Who Built America - History Channel

    Let me know if they do a section over Rudolf Diesel. I'd be curious to know the official historian-take on his death. I say Rockefeller had him iced!
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    What's the story behind your Rerolled name?

    Was doing a quest near Undercity with my lowbie undead assassin where you had to steal pumpkins from some farmer's land or some such. A friend of mine I was questing with said, "undead look funny as fuck skittering around stealing pumpkins." Kinda stuck with me.
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    Under the Dome-CBS

    Nothing to watch!? Why, good sir, we have 'American Ninja Warrior' coming soon! The true fried snickers bar of Television!
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    Nik Wallenda walks across the Grand Canyon on a tightrope?

    Neat stunt I guess but holy shit what a self-aggrandizing turd with all that Jesus bullshit.
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    Hannibal

    I am at least glad to read that Will Graham will be much scrappier and a coherent player next season. His mopey, almost crying, speaking in strained hushed tones thing was getting tedious.
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    Hannibal

    This episode reminded me of an old x-files episode with the rotting-yet living-corpse girl-thing.
  12. Pumpkin Thief

    Hemlock Grove - Netflix series

    It's only unique in the fact that it is totally non-unique. An absolute cobbling together of other people's shows/stories/themes through and through. Let me know how you like the books though.
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    Scenes that made you cry like a bitch

    Watership Down, at the end when it shows elderly Hazel die in his sleep and he is admitted into the Elite Owsla while 'Bright Eyes' by Art Garfunkel plays. I used to read that book over and over while listening to Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' when I was like 14 or so. I can no longer hear music from...
  14. Pumpkin Thief

    Hannibal

    Gillian Anderson still looking sexy. I like her as Hannibal's shrink. Seemed weird that Hannibal took the risk of putting Graham onto the scent of Black Dexter after BD had disclosed that he had followed Hannibal and watched him murder.
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    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    *Insert pict of Fonzie water skiing and a shark* Come on CBS, this show works because of its fundamental premise - throw people on an island and watch them ride the line between cooperation, and slitting each other's throats for a million dollars. This level of gimmickry is not warranted and...
  16. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Only just now got to see the finale. Great season, very satisfying having Cochran win, and with a clean sweep. Dawn is no goddamn survivor villain. She is just a very weak soul who is irritating because she believes she is a pillar of strength. LOL@: No one asking Sherri any real questions...
  17. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    I pictured(heard) what you just wrote as having been made by a voice coming from your avatar. Good times.
  18. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    She functions with lots of Mormon prayer and alchohol I bet. If she makes it to the final 3, be prepared for tidal waves of shoulder-quaking sobbing, appeals to emotionalism - bringing up her kids and her general life's trials and tribulations etc, things that should never be considered when...
  19. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Agreed, Cochran's game to lose. Eddie could win but he'll need to untuck his penis and stop dancing around to 'Goodbye Horses' and win some challenges. Sherri, as you said has no presence, is only riding coattails, and the vibe back at the Ponderosa says Dawn has no shot.
  20. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    I do not remember one time on this show where people said, "gee that was nice of you to give up XXX for the good of everyone else. Here's a million dollars for your kindness". I have, however, seen what happened to Brenda happen about 10 times before. "Oh hey, you gained favor with everyone...
  21. Pumpkin Thief

    Hannibal

    Good episode and I liked that they worked in Dr. Chilton, but I am not sure how I felt about the showdown between poor Anna Chlumsky from 'My Girl' and Hannibal. It was a direct ripoff from the showdown between Will Graham and Lecter in 'Red Dragon'.
  22. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    I don't think the individual players have any idea of who is getting what kind of airtime or why that would go into their strategies if they did know. I do like Sherrie's chances of flying in under the radar into the final 3 though. She's so non-threatening physically, and also doesn't seem a...
  23. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Agreed, Eddie is a total fucking dud. Hard to figure him for a fire fighting EMT. I could see that guy being some 63 year old sugar mama's kept cabana boy, maybe.
  24. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Good shit! Looks like maybe Brenda's fangs are coming out finally. They make it seem as if she is calling for Cochran's head next week.
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    Hannibal

    *spoilerish if you haven't read books* I didn't mind some focus on the dynamic between Crawford and his wife since I remember her dying in the books and him being a wreck over it. Cut her some slack, she has stage 4 lung cancer and is trying to reconcile her own mortality while also...
  26. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    I agree about Cochran. I've been rooting for him some, but he's being a bit douchey lately which I doubt is his normal persona. It just doesn't become him.
  27. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Brenda probably said fuckit to the pig brains and filled up on peanut butter.
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    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    I respect the piss out of Malcom's game. the dude was always smiling and just having fun. Not sure why he stopped looking for the idol- yeah, Andrea was bird dogging him, but still, don't stop looking ffs. Sad to see him go, but it was the smart choice for the numbers-alliance and kudos to them...
  29. Pumpkin Thief

    Hemlock Grove - Netflix series

    I wish they hadn't asked Famke to do a British accent. Fuck that is horrible. Decent mystery storyline. Some solid acting mixed with some horrendous acting makes it kinda funny. I dig the twin peaks vibe.
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    Hannibal

    'Merica, slowly dying in a pool of political correctness and hyper-sensitivity. Either that or assholes who are magically in place somehow to make decisions about what is best for everyone need to appear as though they give a shit and are trying to be proactive. Or both.
  31. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Yeah, his temper seems pretty even as long as he's able to convince himself he got voted out because he is a "huge threat" and the "head of the snake" rather than a prick that just made everyone around him miserable and paranoid. When the latter was suggested by Malcom at the TC, his Jimmies...
  32. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Dawn is not "running" anything. True, she has been trying harder to play a sneakier social game, running to everyone and blaring her yap about everything she hears, but this has cost her emotionally which is funny as hell. Lindz is exactly right about Sherri. No way in hell you vote her off. Too...
  33. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Yeah, man. I know Brenda said before the season started that she didn't want to come off as a bitch this time - she reckoned that was her downfall last time, but damn, it is time for her to come alive and start playing this damn game socially.
  34. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Best tribal..ever. I enjoyed Malcom's carefree tell-the-truth vibe where he said Phillip was a fun sponge that just sucked all the fun out of everything and that people should just be "out here having the time of their lives and just having a good time" and Phillip interpreted that as "maligning...
  35. Pumpkin Thief

    Hannibal

    I had much less trouble understanding Mads in the 2nd episode and he seemed to grow into the part a bit stronger after just one episode. Really liking this so far.
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    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Stay tuned for next week where..Dawn cries..a lot.
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    Hannibal

    Enjoyable so far. I like the tone.
  38. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Great episode. More awesome Cochran camera asides. Cochran eating gross shit like he was a Thai hooker in another life and doing his touchdown dance. Corrine not being satisfied with being on a winning alliance because she's not in charge so she hangs herself. fucking great. Bye, you smug...
  39. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    I have to believe that Malcom is just shining Reynold on. There is no possible reason to bro-mance up with him at this point as long as your previous favs-alliance is still intact post merger, which all signs so far indicate 'yes'. Surely Malcom knows this and will be happily looking to get rid...
  40. Pumpkin Thief

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Philip is funny as hell and I am glad for his lolz, but man...This was the first time ive ever felt full blown sad for the guy. I actually looked away from the TV screen cringing, shaking my head when he was trying to tell Cochran about supposedly throwing that challenge. The mind of a child and...