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Do we know which type of wings the granny or tranny prefers?

Yes, and then they found the cure, and that's why we're where we are today.

Smooth McGroove is the only video game acapella in town

God damn it, this is the Elden Ring thread, there's no room for this bullshit its try finger but hole

Ah yes, just another good natured and energetic breed that just randomly rips off peoples faces!

@Julian The Apostate in reference to my avalanche video

When you realize you're probably fucked so you just film for posterity

Str softcaps at 80, so at least get that, and can't hurt to pump endurance for stamina and equip load. Then you can push str to 99 just to squeeze as much damage as you can.

40 is before the first softcap comes into effect, then 60 for the next https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Vigor

Yeah! Anyway, lets get back to telling the new guy to git gud fgt

Brutal

I call your boneless wings and raise you with chicken BALLS. Perfectly round pieces of mechanically separated goodness.

I think modders only make two types of mods for DS games 1. Mods that make them even harder 2. Mods that change the "you died" screen to some form of git gud fgt

Shit that's over 700 days or roughly 2.13 YEARS he's spent playing PoE. If he's 40, he's spent 5% of his life literally playing PoE.

As a fellow 2h/str chonk boi, ranged combat is dishonorable and brings shame to the tarnished.

*Huge announcement: Pantheon has secured additional funding!*

How does that even come up? "You guys saw the Thursday night game?" "Yeah, it was pretty good, brb getting my coffee enema from the wife"

Fuck it, I'm going to start putting cottage cheese on fucking EVERYTHING

You fucking heathens, first pineapple pizza, now you're desecrating coffee with this bullshit?

I'll explain how in the "You know you're getting old when" thread

You guys keep this up and Nirgon won't let you join the Pantheon guild 10 years* from now *in beta

It's what Moms do. When I'd take my mom out, 50% of the time she orders chicken parm, the other 50% she orders open faced turkey sandwiches. The only way she doesn't order either is if it ain't on the menu.

Apparently she's legit, someone did their own snopes on that shit. Here's her instagram for "research" purposes of course https://www.instagram.com/reillyjaz/

You just need to pound home the fact that any ring, ceremony, etc is exactly that, just ceremony, and people break it all the time. So would she rather have some empty symbol or the current status quo which has been you showing up and being there for her every day for the last 3+ years and...