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Doesn't something like this require tits for payment? No payment, no fucking with OP. I would bitch about how soft we've become, but frankly, I don't really remember us ever being all that hard.

Antarius, are there chicks on your dating profile who like great gatsby? That's the only way your reaction makes sense. If there are girls you're seeing who said that and mist stalks you enough to know it.

Taxpayers Spend $3.5 Million to Find Out Why Lesbians Are Fat | MRCTV Heard about this study this morning. It's trying to figure out why lesbian women and straight men are so much more likely to be fat than straight women or gay men. What's really tickling my pickle is that they're...

His money thrower seems to be jammed up. At least Dez thinks it is.

Literally? Paint rerolled across their tits and take some pics.

pcs? You use too many TLAs

Meth is a helluva diet pill

wtf is rpk sfa

I can't get over how badass Vaurofakis must be. He leaves, and suddenly they are accepting a worse deal than they already rejected when he was there. We need a cage match between him and putin. I'd watch that on PPV.

My masseuse does too. She's paid money to become certified or whatever in it. I don't give a shit though, she gives good massages and that's what matters. I enjoy watching her gather up the evil energies from the table before we begin. No happy endings, but even without them, she's the...

Story does not check out. Nobody has a fetish for this. Not even when she was young

What's that got to do with knowing how another guy's dick tastes? Your assertion was that since another dick had been in her ass, J49 could taste it. So I'm just trying to figure out if you've ever put your mouth anywhere a dick has been. If so, how did that dick taste?

She's funnier than Farley by a long shot. Mike and Molly sucks, but she's Farley's equal on SNL and leaves him in the dust in movies. This got a hearty laugh. I hope the disney princess plays a damsel in distress.

Famm, do you never go down on any girl ever, or do you only fuck virgins once then throw them away?

I think I got this shit figured out. Whether or not they were ever fucked against their will, the moment they decided to say they had been raped, they became actual rape victims. Doesn't even matter that they were characters drawn in a comic. Cosby raped them. I think.

I'm glad they got so much of the original cast back and it's not just a reboot.

Good to know her asshole is still getting cleaned even with wolf re-assigned to another case.

I agree. Washington Redskins is pretty offensive because of how it reminds us of all the broken promises and government sanctioned murder and theft. They should change their name to the Landover Redskins.

Difference is, hardy didn't do anything wrong. There was just some false, unsubstantiated accusations made which embarrassed the NFL because they're trying to draw female viewers. Or something like that. Actually I've never been able to figure out why they give a fuck what angry women and...

Do you think he imagines his wife while hookers are sucking him off?

See, that's what I would expect someone like cosby to do for a sick girl. Probably covered her up with a blanket too and made sure no one disturbed her.

And he fucked her after knocking her out? I haven't noticed that testimony. Everyone is focusing on the luudes.

How is he in a bind? He's married to a smokin hottie and gets more blowjobs than any three of us combined.

Where'd that come from? All I saw was him saying he traded luudes for lascivious acts.

She does. That's also probably the best she's looked in any picture we've seen of her. Those acting classes are really paying off.

Is your grandpa still alive borzak? I thought mine was old at 101.

Lets invent an elaborate trap to bring down a corporation and ignore the most likely scenario that the first pedo said something after 3 months that fucked him over.

Fucking stupid they're charging him with anything. I don't care that FSU kicked him out, that's their business, and he was stupid to do it. But in the eyes of the law, he defended himself with appropriate force. Bitch ought not be hitting motherfuckers if she don't want to get hit back...

Nazi mod faggotry confirmed. Somebody please neg tuco for the injustice!

There's one thing they can never take away from you bears fans. One of the all time best series of skits on SNL. Nevermind that the giants beat them the next day in the playoffs

I'm rustled by the number of people giving +nets to mods. Don't you fuckers know anything? You're supposed to take them for granted when they do good and neg them when they act like nazis. Some of you are so simple minded, you seem to have given them a + for the one lifetime net you're...

OK, then pretend I asked the same question but said "german" instead of "greek".

Where did the name 'fred' come from?

Probably a dumb question, but why is that greek video in english?

More likely to come back with a greek haircut

His friend got busted months ago. SURELY if jared was into child pron he would have it all removed by now. Right? Maybe he accidentally had some that the other guy mixed into the foundation's files.

Apparently CNN stands for the Cosby Nookie News. Place I went for lunch had CNN playing, and for the 30 minutes I was there, they never wavered from the story. The volume was turned down, but I can't imagine WTF they could have been saying for 30 minutes. It was 2 skirts talking, so I guess...

It's a little different in your situation. As far away as you are and as small as the bengals fanbase is around there, you have no expectation that your team will be shown. I do. Cowboys fans still outnumber texans fans in this town, even if you don't throw out all the faggots who are only...

That's expensive. There's cheaper options, but the point is the texans made me fucking do that. I have to either watch them on the internet, or leave my house and watch them in a sports bar, or even just buy a ticket and goto the game in person. Also, sometimes I'm working and it's bullshit I...

Hell I don't even know how to do that. If I did, I'd find a pic of a young looking porn star, like Little Capri, covered in cum and put the "She went to Jared" caption on it.