The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Hoss

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That's expensive. There's cheaper options, but the point is the texans made me fucking do that. I have to either watch them on the internet, or leave my house and watch them in a sports bar, or even just buy a ticket and goto the game in person. Also, sometimes I'm working and it's bullshit I can't get them on the radio. I have to put up with Sirius's bullshit to cover those times. Learning to sunday ticket does not absolve the texans of their gross fuckry.
 
Phazael

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I live in Cali, but grew up and lived most of my life in central Wisconsin. I am always a Packers fan, first and foremost, but I have adopted the Chargers as my local team to root for (mostly after having a good experience at a game where the Packers came in to town to play them). That is hardly a bandwagon two team faggot situation. I do it more to connect and bond with other local football fans.

And for the record, God loves cheaters. Just ask Lance Armstrong.
 
Alex

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Hoss_sl said:
That's expensive. There's cheaper options, but the point is the texans made me fucking do that. I have to either watch them on the internet, orleave my house and watch them in a sports bar
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I literally do this for every Bengals game. I don't know why this makes you angry. It's awesome.
 
Gavinmad

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I'm from Illinois, lived here my whole life. Fuck any of you faggots who think I should be a Bears fan. Hell, they actually spent the 2002 season playing in Champaign and I've still never seen a fucking Bears game.

Better to be a zero team faggot than a Bears fan.
 
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Gavinmad_sl said:
I'm from Illinois, lived here my whole life. Fuck any of you faggots who think I should be a Bears fan. Hell, they actually spent the 2002 season playing in Champaign and I've still never seen a fucking Bears game.

Better to be a zero team faggot than a Bears fan.
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The McCaskey's are terrible owners which is why I'll never support the Bears. I wish Chicago would get a second team. I would immediately support it.
 
Hoss

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I literally do this for every Bengals game. I don't know why this makes you angry. It's awesome.
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It's a little different in your situation. As far away as you are and as small as the bengals fanbase is around there, you have no expectation that your team will be shown. I do. Cowboys fans still outnumber texans fans in this town, even if you don't throw out all the faggots who are only fans of the local club for convenience. You probably like people, I don't. I'm an introvert. If I was in your situation, I'd spring for the sunday ticket most likely. For 16 games, it makes a lot more sense than for 2-3 games.
 
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Gavinmad_sl said:
I'm from Illinois, lived here my whole life. Fuck any of you faggots who think I should be a Bears fan. Hell, they actually spent the 2002 season playing in Champaign and I've still never seen a fucking Bears game.

Better to be a zero team faggot than a Bears fan.
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As someone that spent most of my childhood in Illinois I fully support this, fuck the Bears forever. Good thing God feels the same way since I get to clown on all my friends (and all my in-laws) every football season, which has got to feel bad from a Dolphins fan.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
It's a little different in your situation. As far away as you are and as small as the bengals fanbase is around there, you have no expectation that your team will be shown. I do. Cowboys fans still outnumber texans fans in this town, even if you don't throw out all the faggots who are only fans of the local club for convenience. You probably like people, I don't. I'm an introvert. If I was in your situation, I'd spring for the sunday ticket most likely. For 16 games, it makes a lot more sense than for 2-3 games.
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I live in Columbus now and we basically just get shown whichever team is currently having the better season with a lean towards Browns. I get really, really raged when the Browns are playing a meaningless game against the Steelers (browns being like 3-7 ofc) instead of the Bengals having a meaningful out of division game that week.
 
Slaythe

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It's funny to me how quickly the Bears can fluctuate between respectable to total dumpster fire. Seems to happen on rotation every 2 years.
 
Merrith

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Slaythe_sl said:
It's funny to me how quickly the Bears can fluctuate between respectable to total dumpster fire. Seems to happen on rotation every 2 years.
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Would happen a lot when they had a shitload of talent on D that would just go nuts every other year and they'd be top 5 in the league, force a ton of turnovers, and had Hester blowing up when morons were stupid enough to keep punting to him.
 
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@Hoss: There is plenty of room for you on the Texans bandwagon. Feel free to jump on at any time.
 
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Merrith_sl said:
Would happen a lot when they had a shitload of talent on D that would just go nuts every other year and they'd be top 5 in the league, force a ton of turnovers, and had Hester blowing up when morons were stupid enough to keep punting to him.
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Not for nothing but thanks for letting Marinelli walk. Dallas D wasn't a complete shitshow last year and that's after losing their top 3 defensive players in the offseason. He's a big reason why.
 
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I don't have any teams I like other than my team but I do have players that I like and I root for their teams to win when they're not playing my team. I also pick a team to root for during the playoffs as soon as my team is out of it.
 
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I always liked the Rams from the Warner days, but its kind of like an NFC team I like but I would never root for them to beat Pittsburgh. Their colors are the same as my school too (and they have a couple WVU players now), probably part of it. Rams are like the Dolphins...... so many all time greats but not many SB wins (1?)...I think they were 3rd in HoFers last I looked.
 
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I don't support any other team because the Patriots win enough to satisfy me.

Superbowls that is, they win superbowls. Plural.
 
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Araxen_sl said:
The McCaskey's are terrible owners which is why I'll never support the Bears. I wish Chicago would get a second team. I would immediately support it.
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Maybe the cardinals will come back. It isn't that bad being a bears fan. Our best QB in thirty years is Cutler and we have almost started as many as the browns have. We also are never bad enough to get a really solid pick while not being good enough to truly contend. It's mediocrity heaven I tell you.
 
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