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Danny McBride is not a muggle. But he can hold the gun for you, I guess.

Those fuckers eat blood pudding. "Appetizing" is clearly a word American's added to the language.

The worst part is that Moff is so much more fun to say and type than General

Not that I make a habit of checking out girls rings, but every woman I know keeps the engagement ring in the jewelry box and only breaks it out when they're getting gussied up. So, since the people I know are better and smarter than the people you know ... yeah they're probably doing it wrong...

Yeah well, now it's legally got to happen, you idiot. Fadaar, don't forget when you go to fuck her, I heard she has rape fantasies. So she might act like she's not expecting you and pretend to struggle and shit. But don't worry, do your thing, plant your seed, and we'll see what sort of...

I would really like to hear from one of these pretenders who actually got crippled and found out it sucks. Those would be some of the most delicious tears ever.

Well, you only wear engagement rings till the wedding, and after that just on special occasions. But I'm not sure what you mean by master linked.

It'd probably be cool if we let Israel just do their own internal investigation and everyone else stay out of their way. No one seems to mind when the DOJ and IRS do that.

Someone be sure to give me a link to where I can watch it once it's out. Cause I've never heard of yahoo video and don't feel like searching for it.

Why does fadaar get to fuck hermoine?

The article calls them pretenders.

Someone should run him over and give him his wish. I bet when that happens, he will get a hate-on for pretenders.

How long ago did she have her penis cut off? Sorry, I shouldn't be so mean.

Sorry if this was covered, I haven't been keeping up with the thread. But are they going to do a movie about the razing of the shire? It's got enough meat to make it's own movie. Initially I thought they would make a 4th LOTR movie about that part. Then when I heard Hobbit was going to be 3...

I just looked at the time stamps. Reckon she was coyote ugly? Julian, you better have a picture of her sleeping using your severed arm as a pillow.

Maybe. I'm pretty tricksy. For one thing, I wouldn't tell her. She would just overhear me tell my wife about it. And if I need to to sell it, I'm more than willing to buy a gift for the baby shower.

OK, but why was he looking at it and where did it come from? Didn't he move aside to avoid someone at one point?