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A squib is an underpowered round that doesn't exit the barrel, right? You think a muggle wouldn't be able to nut hard enough to knock her up?

Best thing about my current shitty internet connection is that i can't even see the still image of what i assume is the same idiot chuk keeps posting.

Someone who lives in cinci give me your address. I'm tired of this teasing shit, I'm just going to send her to your house. Be sure to get pictures.

Yes, why?

Well, if it gets wedged up in her cooch, could it basically work like a diaphram, or whatever those things are called?

Ravenn told him she was a tranny and sent him dick pics. It was all in an effort to make him switch teams because she'd bet someone a dollar she could do it.

Not sure you understand how a urinal works. If you're sitting on them, you're doing it wrong.

One place i sometimes work has waterless urinals. Huge campus of a Multi billion dollar company, and it's in the top 10 most disgusting bathrooms I've ever been in just from the piss smell. Maybe top 5. Place I'm at now has a set of urinals literally rustling my jimmies. They are set up so...

Sounds terrible. I love how a condom feels. I have a shitty connection, give me a rundown of how they think it's going to stay on.

I tell you what, if there's 3 people there that takes care of how you get pictures. Might have trouble getting rerolled painted on her tits, but with 3 of you you can manage. Book her and tell her it's a bachelor party.

I tell you what, if there's 3 people there that takes care of how you get pictures. Might have trouble getting rerolled painted on her tits, but with 3 of you you can manage. Book her and tell her it's a bachelor party.

Wear the gopro as a belt. But don't tell jooka. See if he can tell from the angle

He might be implying that you specified he DIE of dick cancer. Dying of cancer is actually 100% fatal.

Why make the money if you can't enjoy spending it?

I fail to see how this is affecting her life. Its not like he's having her arrested.

Bat. Shovel's are weak, short polearms with poorly designed heads (for combat). While a bat is already a pretty good weapon right out of the box. Reach isn't that big of an issue. People have been getting inside of opponents combat ranges as long as people have been fighting.

Maybe raven is silent because she's laying in wait for whoever is sent. What kinda person is she? Would she have someone beat them with a baseball bat, or is she only capable of something like posting that our champion had a small dick? Maybe warduck should act as a second for whoever we...

I knew I was going to get his name wrong. I don't know why I cant remember it.

yeah, I was never on foh or that other interim board. I'm pretty sure I read a HOF thread about it, but I'm fuzzy on the details and don't feel like looking for it again.

I missed your last sentence originally. What the heck do you think people are talking about? Making a long distance phone call without an area code?

Someone remind me who ravenn was. I thought that was the dude who pretended to be a girl and stole some chicks facebook pictures to prove it. Or was Ravenn a tranny?

I guess you're really old if you know BR 549 is (was) a phone number. Just to be clear, probably wasn't a real number. Probably like the Klondike numbers in old movies or the 555 exchange in newer ones. Operator, connect me to Klondike 555

Was I the only one who got a kick out of the negro throwing around epithets like haint? I feel like that was a statement of some sort. Also, I was disappointed one of the haints in the crowd didn't bow up and say "That's our word, you can't say that"

Once you pick your girl and pay the room fee, there's an unwritten scale of what you get for certain tip amounts that tops out at $100 for Boom Boom. A handy is probably half that. Now if it's an actual massage parlour (just a little shady), then yeah, it might take a $100 tip to get a happy...

Holy shit that's terrible. But still better than the special needs kid chuck keeps posting.

I thought dead-eye has been the worst actor on the series so far.

Laughed my ass off at datak and his handies.

Not really. Pretty girls don't poop unless they're sick. Maybe you need to up your standards.

#1 Baseball bats would probably make a bike race worth watching. #2 Fuck the morons trying to take selfies everywhere. They deserve what they're getting and more. How long before you think these dipshits are pulling this at real sporting events? Or NASCAR.

I remember the good ole days when all we had to do was xerox a dollar bill. Just one side at first, then the machines got smarter and we had to do both sides and glue them together.

I like the way a chick squirms when you flip her over and start licking her asshole. I guess the dominance assertion comes when you make her kiss you. That's only a couple steps away from ATM. I also like eating a girl doggy style and putting my nose in her asshole.

This is the internet. Every thread is the "my dick is bigger than yours" thread.

Not even a good picture of her.

First off, are you saying noomba is going back to female after making the switch to male? If so, good for her, I'm glad we're supporting her putting everything back straight. But secondly, don't you think she remembers what all was involved? I thinks she's got this shit.

Yeah the peehole is on the end, but you cum out of that one on the bottom. DUH

Did you miss the moving traffic line? We're talking about a traffic jam, so no one is legally moving. No one answered my question about whether the lane splitting tards think it's cool for a car to ride the shoulder to get around traffic.

Gunna need to see a reference on the "it's illegal to open your door without looking' claim. Also add to that list, getting out of your car to walk up a little ways and see why traffic is stopped, and get out to piss. Those are the last 2 times I got opened my door on a highway. But that's...

Caught this last night, and you guys were right, It was very entertaining watching cruise die so much. Half the time he went out like a pussy.

Yeah that kinda pissed me off. I don't believe shit I see on TV or in movies, but there's sort of a social contract. When you start it off saying it's a true story, it needs to be a true story.