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Unless she specifically tells you to bring cash, pay with a check. If she bitches about it, explain you are afraid her boyfriend was trying to set up a mugging. Then cancel the check on the way home. Is that illegal?

I figured there were thrones allusions in it that I missed.

Yeah, so he was gandalf. I don't see the mystery. It's not difficult if you know how.

Guess i'm a pretty cool guy. I always avoid the diesel pumps if possible. Cause its the act of holding the phone to your head that turns you into a distracted driver, and if not on the phone, everyone has 2 hands on the wheel? Dumbass. Always has been in this context. Could not see the...

i thought he answered that. Didn't he say "its not difficult if you know how"? honestly, I'm not sure why people think he didn't use tools or heavy machinery or help. Because he said he didn't? It's not like tools weren't available, or anyone was watching him build it.

i thought he answered that. Didn't he say "its not difficult if you know how"? honestly, I'm not sure why people think he didn't use tools or heavy machinery or help. Because he said he didn't? It's not like tools weren't available, or anyone was watching him build it.

How long did it take yall to recognize the tones? Took me longer than it should have, but it was an old ass movie, and I didn't like it even when it was new.

FYI, you can get HSV-1 on your genitals, and HSV-2 in your mouth. So calling them oral and genital is misleading. HSV-2 is generally a little more painful, but you can't really make a case that HSV-1 doesn't count. When I was living in sin with my wife, we set up a joint account to pay for...

This got skipped cause salshun is an ass. Alec bladwin. When he's in a show, I never think once about what a salshun he is in real life. I don't know what you mean by "you and the girls". But i'd take the tape. In fact, I got one i could release. Her name isn't blurred, but she's just...

This got skipped cause salshun is an ass. Alec bladwin. When he's in a show, I never think once about what a salshun he is in real life. I don't know what you mean by "you and the girls". But i'd take the tape. In fact, I got one i could release. Her name isn't blurred, but she's just...

I am assuming those aren't his daughters, and they came from central casting. The drawbrigde was all kinds of stupid. No one has mentioned the hinges on the outside. I also thought the winch was way too slow. It must have taken 30 min to get that fucker up.

the herp aint that big of a deal. 1 in 6 seems very low though, maybe that's just diagnosed cases. I thought I read that they estimated 40% of americans have it and don't even know. Most people get it as a child. If you've ever had a cold sore, you have herpes. I saw a study where they...

If you get screwed out of comp time, its your own fault for being a bleeding vagina, TBH.

It would be pretty humorous if she fired you for refusing to work late. You're already doing that work for free by being available after hours, so she's just pmsing at not paying you for it because you don't punch a time clock? If she does fire you, I'd probably have a talk with her boss on...

28 in the first season, but I think she was supposed to be 18 in the show. maybe 19. Definitely not old enough to drink. But hey, at 40 she could have still played a teenager in porn.

nothing like bayou billionaires. I agree that show was pretty sad. "Mailbox Money" pretty well sums up what was wrong with them.

Yes. I might go into withdrawls, but after a few weeks I'd be very happy. What was the best computer operating system of all time?

Not sure what you mean. There was a girl I used to fuck that it always hurt me when i came. And it's weird because it only happened with her, and happened every time (or maybe just every time we did it doggy style). Felt kind of like a spike got jammed in my dick at the moment of release. I...

Damn, she was a 36 year old playing someone who was supposed to be in her early 20's on that show. Didn't realize she was that old.

Never saw the show, just saw a commercial for it, but someone help me out. It's a western right? Where do the wheels come from? I thought the phrase hell on wheels usually referred to motorcycle gangs. Shouldn't it be hell on the hoof?

I thought it was always an hour. Are you sure it used to be 30 min?

Sounds like you need to face the fact that this person is not really a good friend of yours.

They can charge by the pound, as long as I, as a fatass who is paying more, gets more room. The thing that scares me about that concept drawing is that it looks like emergency exits are non-existent.

Then do the same thing you obviously do in your car. Bring a jar. Cause there's no way you're always able to get to a bathroom within a moments notice during the commute.

I would suggest the first one I saw. The one with the bees.

Can't find the raw dog condoms you guys are talking about. If you're not married, these are the best. I dated a couple of girls with latex allergies, so I bought some non latex alternatives. I think they were polythylene and polyurethane. I can't remember which was which, but one of...

Gym I used to go had like 4 of these, all driven from the same belt. I thought it looked cool, and it moved a hell of a lot or air. There was no jockeying to be right under the fan to get a breeze in that gym. I'm sure they helped a lot in keeping the odor and the cooling costs down.

LOL, I was undecided whether I'd want to travel in this thing. Now I do. Gimme some concrete scream tube. I might even be willing to visit cali to do it. Yes, you probably are, but fine. Does Aluminium Scream Tube work for you?

When they first get raped by a family member, is what I've heard. So like 8 or 9.

Latin guys are also a lot more likely to be gay or bi too. Nearly half of them have fucked another dude at least once in their life.

Cause girls don't poop. This was clearly a guy dressed as a girl.

thing that really pisses me off about adobe updates, is that even if you check the box to not remind you about this update, it still fucking reminds you the next time you log in.

Yeah, this show is basically them being paid to do a commercial for their merch.

Neither. A good man had his life turned upside down over a punk who was about to use those things to make some purple drank. How old were you the last time you saw your mom naked?

When my ear drum popped. It was an all day event full of pain. I had no idea what was going on, I literally thought I had some sort of brain hemmorage and was about to die. I had taken about a 10x dose of some prescription ear drops my uncle had that were supposed to deaden the ear, and it...

Turn in your man card for not saying monday night football. Gave me a good laugh Nothing. Can't even think of anything i've wanted to steal from a close friend. I like how pheonix's question was skipped. If you could pass or change one law what would it be? It can be to fix the country, or...

Did he have to wait for his ride on your front porch? My sister did that to a kirby salesman a few years ago. Hot ass woman comes to the door asking if we'd be interested in a kirby demonstration and a free carpet cleaning. My bother in law had answered it so he said hell yeah. 15 minutes...

What kind of shop doesn't offer free or at least cheap towing? I think your problem is that you got it towed by someone and didn't take it to his friends shop.

Sure, or whatever else has been going on. It's not like we started a single purpose club. For instance, last time we spent most of the night talking about Texas Holdem because jerry met a kid who wanted to learn the game, so he was going to play strip poker with him. It's just, you know...