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Well, he's Irish, so... yes.

Yup. Don't move out of the house and contact a lawyer immediately.

You are fucking terrible at whatever your shtick is these days. Be better, if not for us, at least for yourself.

I don't believe you -Ron Burgandy

Gaaaaaaaayyyy

The whole game is lag. What's the point of pretending they can fix anything at all latency related? Great, so my bullet registers on my screen .02sec faster and is still eaten by the server.

Beverly Hills Cop 3 was bad, and you should feel bad.

I learned in school that makes you blind. Are you saying Russians have unlocked the gene that prevents this side effect?

No server fixes? Shocking Anti-cheat team? That's a lie.

Poker has loan forgivesness clauses?

That's one good way to mentally burn out by hour 7...

Was Luv crying in that scene because of his treatment of the failure and because she wanted to kill him but couldn't or because she was sad that it was another failure.

The netcode is fucking infuriating. Landed somewhere, was looting fine, teammates on the other side of the US weren't. Then we encountered one squad as we moved through a town and it all turned into a rubber banding shitshow. I never even got to fire my weapon as I came around a corner, saw...

Trucker dick is low risk? I have a hard time believing that.

Yawg's Will is what pushed LED over the top to insanity.

Fucking joke company.

Well, some of "young guys" don't make 7 figures, look like Brad Pitt, and actually appeal to women. It's all we've got. But yes, porn does weird things to the brain. But after spending 60 days doing the "no fap" thing I still had 0 desire to interact with women in the current social climate...

They've done nothing with the net code in, nearly a year now? They don't care about the Chinese menace that has ruined online communities. Their heads are in hookers' cleavages as far as I can tell.

I bet the state first name is to keep the alien world connection because they too have dump state first names of multiple characters.

"Graduated"

Are we converting to Islam yet? We can put our women in bedsheets and only let them out while escorted to prevent all of the accidental dicks slipping into their many orrifices much easier if we did.

Can you not? Garak was great.

I wasn't proposing the token have any body text from what it replaced. I just wanted it to be a vampire pirate/merfolk/dinosaur for +1/+1 anthem tribal effects, etc.

Like, why not make it a vampire that kills the opponent's creature then puts a 2/1 vampire token into play that is also a copy of the creature type that got destroyed? Some flavor, somewhere. Fuck.

You probably got matched down with their hidden MMR. I won 2/3 my games coming back, then have lost everything since then. Dying to stupid shit like one guy entering a room with 3 people in it and headshot'ing all of us nearly instantly.

Yeah, I saw that 2BB spoiled and went, "Wtf guys." You copied Nekrataal (Visions) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering and took away all the downsides in exchange for losing first strike. And put it into an environment full of 1-2 ofs of timmy-esque creatures surrounded by mediocre 1-3 drops...

Wallace had Luv murder the chief of police in her office. I'm sure he has his fingers into everything.

And you're wondering why the waifu pillow twitch masses are all excited? I'm definitely calling "knees too sharp" syndrome on you. Or functionally retarded, take your pick, those are your only options.

Knees too sharp? (Have you gone outside and seen 90% of the people in the world? They're not attractive)

That last veterans non-profit worked out so well in the end.

OG Doom - single barrel shotgun (yeah, it was replaced pretty quickly but the pump animation is absolutely iconic to me) Marathon - assault rifle / grenade launcher (great sound affects, perfect combo weapon, filling Pfhor with lead just felt right)

Mini map says "umada", I'm assuming you are-a?

But they're run by SJWs, the real pros at interneting and public relations. There's no way this could be going badly for them.

Yeah, but that's tactical gameplay man!

Life was a mistake.

How is that a detriment though? Active evidence of how shit the servers are is bad?

Gonna need someone to IP trace this guy and let me know what Chinaland province he lives in so we can ban them all.

But bro, the chinese market is important to our footure.

And the wands are tied to... elf language? Or the language of who created them? Or it's all contrived bullshit!

Supercuck Me ?