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  1. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    I thought they stopped the Metroid races because they wanted "to try something different" and it was too played out EVEN THOUGH THEY MADE LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS DURING THE RACE
  2. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Definitely
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What are you gay Where's my massage from my wife
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    Alien Blackout, please let it be the one.

    Avp on jaguar was pretty awesome. I never beat it
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd probably complain if I had to watch that piece of shit movie
  6. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    That orb meme is gayer than waluigi. Fucking ruined celeste
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why in the motherfuck would you get married for sex lendarios? HOW DID THAT WORK OUR FOR YOU?
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Whether he's right or wrong, its important to remember frenzied wombat fucked a porn star
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I asked her and she said no. She legitimately says it's super intense and dher body can't handle it. I am guessing she's resisting without realizing
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I love my wife but I'm a very independent and prefer solitude. I just can't imagine some dudes that go on and on about how they cant imagine not being with their wives and all the other faggy shit people say. There is a problem in me that has been brewing awhile
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She knows how to turn me on and does really kinky shit and even let's me live out some fantasies , but she's never like fucked my dick off or anything. I'm definitely the pounder during the act. We use the vibrator and she gets extremely close but says "it's too intense". I feel like she needs a...
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There have been benefits sometimes. But not lately. In the end who cares.
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife is educated, she just never used her degree
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't recommend marriage to anyone Right now I'm making all the money and doing most of the stuff around the house. Sometimes I put my dick in a pussy
  15. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    You just ain't fashionable man
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I like to call my wife on her bullshit because most of the time she told someone else but thought it was me
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife isn't on any meds
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So you were dating two women in a 3 month period or how did that work? I understand playing the field when you first meet someone but 3 months is kind of long unless I'm misreading it @Soygen honestly dude at that point if I thought it was me I would pay someone. I do love my wife and it kind...
  20. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Never seen that brand but I'm intrigued
  21. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Is puwexil running anything or commentating? I'll need to cross those off my list of watching. He sounds like a fucking mongoloid
  22. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    PJ is one of the speedrunners that is always enjoyable to watch. I'll have to catch a VOD. I picked up.actraiser 2 at a flea market for $1 back in the day and loved it
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tried that. Was alright
  24. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    We're all just mad that blueglass stopped showing up
  25. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I bet she insisted on fucking bareback too
  26. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I would want to upgrade my CPU every 4-5 years
  27. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    The chick giving interviews earlier with orange hair was cute
  28. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Yeah I dunno had diarrhea twice yesterday now it's gone. No idea what's going on. I'll feel better when I shit out a turd loaf
  29. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    I had akamai pull some of that shit. A month if back and forth with them saying "well let you know soon" and even mentioned it was between me and someone else. It felt way too hard to get hired there.
  30. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    It's because being transgendered is a mental condition. Certainly not genetic
  31. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    I'm glad someone hates the trannies as much as me and I'm even more glad it's fedor
  32. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Let the tranny games begin. Hollow knight first which is a great speed game
  33. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Sorry I wasn't responding to the metamucil comment. I meant currently I'm not on anything outside my meds but I'll look into metamucil.
  34. Noodleface

    Bird Box (2018)

    My wife said in the book they lived next to a hydroelectric plant and that explained the electricity apparently. Also the movie doesn't make it clear they're creatures which is another let down. Legit thought it was something in the air
  35. Noodleface

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Tattoos are for fags which makes since because you're all fags
  36. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    No since it occurred yesterday my doctor's office isn't open. It seemed to go away as soon as it started so I'm going to monitor it tomorrow and see if it happens again Not taking anything outside of my diabetes meds
  37. Noodleface

    Purchased Gaming Tables

    No judgment. I envy your table. Mostly because I can't fit one in my house
  38. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I wish!
  39. Noodleface

    Purchased Gaming Tables

    Found the guy that buys method dx racer chairs
  40. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    So after my diarrhea/fever episode I took immodium. Wore off after a few days and the diarrhea was still kind of there. So I took a second dose. Wore off today and it's back. Looks like I'll be talking to my doctor this week. No pain at all and not crazy frequent but enough to concern me...