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Honestly, I don't jerk off to thoughts of real people/fantasy. I need to see filthy porn to do the job.

Can you please photoshop a "Ding!" when she hits the stairs below?

Bro, it's from Gabe Newell!

Yeah, I'm not a real fan of McNuggets either. They are "ok" as long as they are cooked perfectly and fresh, but if I have to eat McDonald's, it's pretty low on my list of things I'd order.

My dad is pretty loyal to my mom. He's dead.

I miss Colbert Report. I have no interest in these shitty late night talk shows. I DVR his new show, but find I only watch maybe one or two eps per week.

Those Blizzard cakes are so f'ing good.

Working on a Porsche next.

^ That's the one I got from BJs. It does what it's supposed to. The little accessory sealer is pretty cool as well, if you have containers or the ziplock foodsaver bags.

What's the point if she can't hear you?

At least you still have a sense of humor...

These are the exact ones I buy. No issues at all.

I guess those are cool if you're a DJ.

This is how I feel about everything my girlfriend buys.

I have to remove shelves and move shit all around last year when I did it. I don't have a big fridge, though.

I laugh at this one every time and it's been going on for years. I love that he doesn't give up.

Sounds like my kinda' Thanksgiving.

So as someone with only the free AMD ship I got with my video card, if I reinstall this today, what am I able to do? The last time I played, I could only walk around in my hangar and look at my ship.

Boar's Head does a jerk seasoned turkey that is also very good.

I just think every other bird I've eaten tastes better than turkey. It's not that turkey tastes bad.

Turkey, in general, is the least tasty bird in my opinion. Roasted chicken is even better.

I'm going to make the Pioneer woman cornbread stuffing as well as her broccoli/cauliflower casserole. I also convinced my mom and family that turkey sucks. We're not doing it this year. My sister is getting a honey baked ham and I'm going to roast a couple chickens, which are always better than...

I smell good and hair is an only optional.

Mist is a real spinner. You sure you don't like dick, Mist? Like 100%?

If a post is more than 14 words long, I start to really struggle.

How did you season it? Did you sear before or after(or at all)?

Looking at my list of unplayed Steam games, this is probably a good thing(and why I liked it).

Hah. Is that the "triggering intensifies" idiot?

I didn't change it. It would have been more clever, I'd hope.

Cut it into smaller pieces, maybe. I dunno, I like some crunch in it.

Yeah, if Charlie Sheen didn't pull out, hodj shouldn't have to either!

Joe is dead the second he loses immunity. I hope Jeremy doesn't pull a James and go home with 2 idols in his pocket!

Yeah, I'll reserve judgement until I see the sale, but I kind of enjoyed the daily sales and watching for stuff.

Watching those videos, I'm not sure how anyone can think theyaren'tfake.

I apologize for suggesting we euthanize Furry. After further thought, a hunt would be more appropriate.

Has Astrocreep weighed in on this show yet? Need his review before deciding.

You're a furry. There is no recovery, only euthanasia.