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  1. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I like raw broccoli/baby carrots and hummus, look for king harvest brand, they have all sorts of flavors. Sundried tomato, roasted pepper and chipotle are the best flavors.
  2. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Boot cut merino wool.
  3. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Except we are forced to pay for your unhealthy lifestyle with rising health care costs because you kept pounding down those baconators.
  4. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This thread was much better when everyone sat around circle jerking over linds folding some socks.
  5. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She looked the best at 127, not sure what that is trying to prove.
  6. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Maybe try and look around for someone with an older model Allcity Natureboy. They have a disc and non disc version and I think the non disc msrp is around 900, the disc version is about 1200. It's an insanely slow day at work if you can't tell.
  7. Fifey

    Bicycling

    That Masi is ugly as sin and if he's flinching at 1k, I highly doubt he'll like the msrp of that bike. If you are really into wanting a sscx disc bike for sub 1g, you are kind of screwed though. Mauve look around on bikes direct cause I know they had that fantom cross uno for like 400 bucks...
  8. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Oh, that makes sense. I was wondering what you meant by HR but it's early morning. You looking for a crux or something? If I lived out there, I'd for sure get a cross bike as my main. @apex. That's a bummer man, maybe keep an eye on CL for a used cross check? That's about the best bang...
  9. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Mt Tabor is a good training hill, it's about one and a half miles up at around 5% incline and you can run laps or go to the top and circle the top while you recover. Once you get fit then you can conquer the west hills.
  10. Fifey

    Bicycling

    RCB isn't a bad shop, the guys in there are pretty chill and I'd assume won't screw you over. I know west end downtown sells a lot of specialized too and they always treat me good there. Plus they have the high end frames you can drool over.
  11. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Alright, Onoes please pick out which one you slept with.
  12. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not a nurse, sorry to ruin the fun.
  13. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We do have bushes in the front yard of the apartment so there's always a chance.
  14. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Likely never going to happen, I'm against the institution of marriage and she's well aware of that.
  15. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'll try to get this back on track. Me and my girlfriend of about a year are moving in together this weekend. First time I've ever willingly lived with a girlfriend. How long till the crazy presents itself?
  16. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's the best reason to read the weight loss thread, I always get a good laugh out of it.
  17. Fifey

    DO YOU EVEn RAW DENIM brah?

    Raw denim is for scrubs, I'm all health goth now.
  18. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or incorporating a healthy hobby into your life(hiking/camping/whatever) . You get the weight loss of all that along with the people who are into that lifestyle too who usually aren't hambeasts. Edit: though you do run the risk of running into hippies who use deodorant crystals and don't...
  19. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And does he have forty pounds to lose?
  20. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    200 5'9" is definitely a chunky dude, while he might not have a lot of rolls, he's fat. I know cause I've weighed that much and was disgusted by how I looked.
  21. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Still February on the best coast, bro.
  22. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Enjoy your creaky bike.
  23. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Umm, didn't you get naked pictures and give drugs to a certain Megan Fox of Ohio?
  24. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    Breakfast is the best meal, I'll only ever eat it on weekends since I work too early but biscuits and gravy, breakfast burritos, scrambles or a big greasy breakfast sandwiches are the best way to start the day.
  25. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I put on about five pounds during my last vacation and that was with trying to keep my weight gain at a minimum.
  26. Fifey

    The Metal Thread

    I hate you, behemoth, aeon and another band are doing a string of west coast dates but skipping Portland. I considered going to Seattle but it's on a Tuesday. I'm at least seeing napalm death tonight.
  27. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Zaffiro pros are a solid bargain tire, I usually run them on my front. If gator skins aren't your thing, look up the panaracer t-serv tire, it's got tons of grip while still offering some good flat resistance. I've ran it on my commuters rear tire for like a year now with maybe 2 flats. I...
  28. Fifey

    Bicycling

    It's even got red anodized nipples on the rims for Seventh. I bought the new vegan Brooks C15 and while I haven't done a century on it yet but I can tell tell it's gonna be comfortable. LBS said he weighed the prologo saddle it came with and it's the same weight.
  29. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Picked up my roadie yesterday, haven't had a chance to truly ride it but did a quick ten to get the fit dialed in. The drops need to go, so uncomfortable. Also, got my daily driver dialed in finally and did a fifty mile ride yesterday to the beach.
  30. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    This. I'm a scrawny upper body guy and I've never felt any discomfort on my spine when squatting.
  31. Fifey

    My new Dating Pool

    Unrelated but today I watched a man pick up a prostitute in his company van and my first thought was this thread and J49.
  32. Fifey

    Bicycling

    While it's partially true, it's still a little bit disingenuous. Gaining 7.5 seconds on a mile climb is a relatively sizeable advantage in a race, granted it might be lost when descending. The main issue that I see with the weight weenies is just the fact that if you race, UCI limits your...
  33. Fifey

    The Beer Thread

    I put lime in my pabst during the summer time when I'm feeling it. Its surprisingly not bad.
  34. Fifey

    Bicycling

    I'm so jealous of your snow, we here in the PNW got dick all this year and I was hoping for some to romp around with the cross bike. In other news, I got two new bikes this week, I ordered that felt F75 on Wednesday and then I scored a killer deal on a GT GTB so I'm gonna have a very lively...
  35. Fifey

    Soylent!

    I forgot to add, soylent is also vegan so that would make you a vegan.
  36. Fifey

    Soylent!

    It's good neckbeard "food" I guess but I'd love to see them test that with an active adult and see how bad the fatigue and lack of muscle growth is. Maybe Portland is cheap but I can get a weeks worth of groceries for about fifty to seventy bucks, . Depending on how I'm eating that week...
  37. Fifey

    Soylent!

    You people are bitching about the hassle of making food make no sense. Eat an avocado sandwich or something, if time is crucial, takes like fifteen seconds and it's ready to eat. Why spend money on some over processed bland garbage?
  38. Fifey

    The Fast Food Thread

    But did you get a free snuggie?
  39. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you guys didn't pick up the troll scent pages back then I'm sorry for you.
  40. Fifey

    The Beer Thread

    Sadly,I drink enough shitty beer to be able to tell the difference between pabst, high life, Rainier and Olympia but at least I don't oil my beard.