No dudes, there was a guy that went on a cruise and saw less fish and that's a proper study and an appropriate sample size. I mean how much variance can there be in 2 boat trips?
Soak it in Cinnamilk and banana mush. Then make sure you shower with a special showerhead and juice cleanse. You'll likely be virtually immortal at that point.
First part is largely true. 2nd part is crazy. 80 percent means he'd be like 7th or something and he's not that good. He's pretty good but he's not at that level.