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One of my exes used to run her own coffee catering company and she swore by cold brew. She was a fiend for it.

That episode didn't feel like it moved the story forward enough considering only 2 episodes left

Some people use their hands for shadow art, I use my dick. It's like forehead kisses but more artistic.

What if I can make my dick look like a coat hanger?

Can't I just do that with a kid too?

I've already got the ring picked out

Nah, she told me she doesn't ever do that and I can tell she's very trustworthy. The only thing she loves more than God and honesty is me.

Can't go into the True Detective thread because I didn't get a chance to watch it last night.

But I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Haha she's definitely no hippie. She's a libertarian.

31. But bros, there's no way she's crazy. She's a Libra so she's just totally chill. Just goes with the flow man. The flow of love.

I'll ride it out. It's not like I have anything to lose, except maybe everything when she gets pregnant on "accident" or something. I've been raw dogging it since the first date so not very smart and since she already dropped the love bomb it should be fun telling her we should start using...

She's a corporate strategist for Aetna.

Like what?

So interesting story bros. I touched on it briefly already but I've been dating a woman who has completely different political views from me and acts like she is very resolute in her beliefs. We have only been "dating" for a week and a half and Friday night was our 3rd date, this is important...

Well, I don't think they are based on the incredulous looks I get when I talk about it from nearly everyone. Really depends on where you live, in TX I'm assuming it's very rare outside of anywhere but Austin. But someone deciding it's time to cheat and telling people they are in an open...

This statement is so ridiculous and hysterical at the same time. Oh all the vegans you know try to act like normal human beings? Hahaha.

You bros ever dated someone with completely polarizing political views? We debate how retarded she is and then have wild, passionate hate sex. It's outrageous. What am I doing with my life...

So the purpose of that site is supposedly to help people find good interview questions. I looked to see what some of the problems were and they are all ridiculous. Shit like this: Implement Queue using Stacks | LeetCode OJ Seriously? They think that's a good interview question? Da Fuq?

Dingleberry? Nay sir, dingleboulder.

And the son is 30 and drives a Tesla.

Let's be more honest, Pantheon is like an alcoholic dad who does nothing but fuck-up trying to hopelessly repair the relationship with his son by cobbling together a go-kart with stolen parts and shit he found in dumpsters.

The trailer for this movie was terrible. So bad it made me decide to never watch it, even after it gets put on Netflix.

I too found it funny he was shitting all over EQ:N and how it has no chance while simultaneously posting that this project is looking good

This isn't the marriage and the power of bragging thread bro. Kidding aside sounds like you've got a good thing going and both of you respect each other but are also individuals with your own goals and both of you support that ideal. Your brother is an idiot.

I don't know the science behind it either but any time I slow cook a fatty piece of meat the reheated leftovers are always better. Short Ribs, Pork Shoulder, anything fatty.

Can do the same thing with C# and you SHOULD learn about types early on.

Well yea but is it a big deal doing it without permission from the child's mother? I mean I don't know, seems like it could be perfectly fine or it could be ammunition. What's your lawful recommendation?!

I can't imagine taking your 2 and a half year old child in for genetic testing without telling your wife (the child's mother) would be looked on favorably in the courts.

It's like a "children's" movie was written in the 80s with awesome scores and great story and time warped to 2007. I loved it.

I just figured his character was direct nerdy ripoff of Tyler Durden. The entire hacking crew being a part of his imagination or nothing in this show being real at all is an interesting theory. Like at the end of the show we see Elliott in a catatonic state in some mental hospital and this was...

If reversing an array is something that happens often in Ruby and the built in methods are known to not be performant in certain scenarios I can understand asking a question like this. If you'll always use the built in method because it's rock solid and reversing an array isn't something that...

A paternity test in this scenario is perfectly reasonable. It's also perfectly reasonable to not get one. Neither course of action is crazy.

Well, do you guys program in Java? If not that seems like a pretty sound hiring practice...

It was a really, really bad episode. They went for the mission impossible "cool factor". Hope that trend doesn't continue.

I just don't get why you wouldn't put I as a prefix for an interface and instead use "Class"able. It's like 6 on one hand and a half dozen on the other except that I is the industry standard and everyone will immediately recognize it as an interface as a result.

Everyone in the .NET world hates you

No, because Hugh Howard has already predicted them ending the world in his documentary style book named Wool. It's real man! It's real!

She only needs to have cheated once 8 years and 9 months ago.