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The biggest problem with long distance relationships is you can't call your woman in when you take a really impressive shit that deserves an audience.

Since when does it fucking matter how long it takes you to eat it for it to be "fast food"?

He's using her to get to you. Oldest gay trick in the book.

And pay ridiculous prices. I went to some coffee bar on the outskirts of Portland while I was out there. I was just walking around town one day after my conference ended but my friends were still workin so we couldn't go drink beer and decided I wanted a coffee. Walked in, looked at the $6 price...

You guys didn't really miss anything at all. Crimson just posted some stuff that seemed innocuous and mundane to him because he's stuck in a redpill frame of mind. It wasn't all that audacious outside of the fact that he was still being emotionally shut down and abusive to his soon to be ex...

Getting over anything is easiest when you can completely shut it out of your life. That's not what I'm talking about though, listen to the way you present your case. The language you use. You emotionally abused this woman for years, she wants a lot more than just a physical relationship. She...

Are you truly that naive and innocent or are you just a douchebag?

Freddy's Kennan might start a trend. He wrecked face with those ults.

Why does the amount of shirts she is wearing having anything to do with your ability to put it in her butt? She's only got one pair of pants on man.

This game has always had a memory leak. Play for more than 2 hours or so at a time and you'll have to restart.

So some people don't consider Chipotle fast food? Are these the same people that think women can remain virgins as long as they only give blowjobs and get fucked in the ass?

Let's talk 401(k). I've always just maxed out my 401(k) by contributing evenly throughout the year, however this year I am most likely switching jobs and a lot of companies have policies that disallow contributions for a set period of time for new employees. That being said I am planning on...

So you decided to keep acting like an immature, social invalid? I know it's going to be hard for you to suddenly change your ways but why don't you read the paragraph you just wrote. It's awfully selfish and entitled. Especially for someone who claims to know they are the one at fault and were...

The marriage is over, she lives in Sweden, cut the cord.

What if I wanted to use my club to throw someone to the ground instead of bludgeoning them? WHAT THEN TUCO?!?! WHERE IS MY REALISM?!?!

This is just how the majority of Americans live. I have friends who make more than 90% of America and always complain about how they are just scraping by. When they make more they spend more, I used to be like that too, though never to the point where I felt strapped for cash.

Is there actually grapefruit in it? Because Sculpin tastes kinda grapefruity just from the hops to begin with (and it's delicious).

I wonder if that woman is using the lock, stock and two smoking barrels method of basically stealing money with those checks.

For whatever reason Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds was my favorite cereal. I haven't had a bowl of cereal in probably 12 years.

That sounds like the exact opposite of a McCheese situation. You are going to be pooping so much.

None of those amenities matter if they do not match the neighborhood. If all comps in area are 15-20k lower then that's what you should offer (if you really want the place). People don't realize this but Granite is one of the cheapest counter top materials you can buy, it doesn't raise property...

Were you outside all day?

I don't see any hot teachers in this latest story. She's pretty meh actually, barely a 6.

Welp, that wasn't what I expected. When exactly did you start reading RP theory and why?

Well that sucks. But what's the story?

I imagine soda would actually help you eat more than drinking water would allow you to... because of all the sugar and insulin shock and such.

If you are bundled up well and your body isn't cold you can eat normally but if you are cold.... drastically cold for extended periods throughout the day your body will burn a shitload of calories just trying to keep itself warm.

It is pretty funny that he decided to go with Diet Coke, but I'm assuming that is purely because he prefers the taste of Diet Coke to "Full Fat Coke".

Well it doesn't say but I'd venture a guess that is the temperatures with wind chill. And I know a thing or two about really fucking cold places having spent 5 years in Potsdam NY. But I'll eat my words if you can prove it!!! Temps like that should have recorded proof in local papers at least.

Dude, it doesn't even get to -80 in fucking Antarctica. I'd believe -60F but -80F is completely unbelievable. EDIT: I was right about you being full of shit but I'm surprised it has actually gotten that cold in North America in Alaska and the Yukon Territory. U.S. state temperature...

It's very good from the human element perspective. It's fairly atrocious from the nutrition and healthy living perspective.

This guy watched "Fat, sick and nearly dead" one too many times.

If you really need to take a shit just drink a large cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette. Works every time.

I just picked up a spaghetti squash because I had to after reading this last page. I'm going to make a chicken "pasta" primavera tonight with roasted garlic, broccoli and red bell peppers along with this roasted spaghetti squash. Tossed in olive oil and then adding the sauteed chicken.

Your mistake was not putting any Taco Bell in the mix. Right bros?

Here's some more good stuff. Relatively unknown. I think they are no longer together though, never saw em live:

J Roddy is gaining a lot of momentum right now I'd say, I saw them at the Newport Folk Fest this past year and people were real into it. And usually that's a good starting point. Before Newport they had like 5k followers on Spotify, now they have like 17k. But they are probably the second best...

I have a ton of credit card points right now... might make a vacation to go see them in Portland or LA or both, and then see them again in NYC

So you think this thing is a Ferrari and our smartphones are '98 Accords? You are definitely the demographic for this device.

Realtors are mostly bored housewives who want a hobby to get them out of the house. Borzak how/where did you buy your properties because I believe (though not 100% certain) that in CT you have to have one in order to purchase. The claim being that realtors are professionals with the needed...