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I'm surprised so many of you think you could teach your children actual science and math classes as well as a high school teacher. Now, I certainly had one or two terrible teachers in High School but for the most part my teachers were quite good. Some of you think very highly of yourselves if...

Let me ask you this. How the hell is Mommy McHousewife going to teach a kid Calculus AND Biology AND Trig AND Physics AND Chemistry AND Geometry AND English AND etc etc etc? The kid is going to have to teach themself and has nobody they can go to when they have real problems with the work...

I need some ReRolled couch doctoring my bros. About 2 weeks ago I had what I think was a bout of food poisoning. I woke up around 2 am and started vomitting uncontrollably. Every 15 minutes I was at the toilet puking until nothing was left in my stomach and I was dry heaving. This lasted about 4...

Every woman on earth does that. They just constantly move to you all night long.

Going from one extreme to the other might be your problem there.

Oh she knows, it was one of the first things I told her "Cuddling is fine but when it's time to sleep don't touch me. Not even a finger". But like every other woman I've ever shared a bed with she creeps closer and closer throughout the night until I'm on the edge of the bed and she's sprawled...

Can anyone recommend a good body pillow or other obstruction to keep my girlfriend on her side of the fucking bed when it's time to sleep? I need my space woman!

TSM vs SSW

My girlfriend works at a farmer's market on Thursdays. She knows I love sausage. One of my top 5 favorite things on planet earth is diner breakfast sausage. From a real greek diner in NY or it's surrounding areas in NJ. You just cannot buy that kind of sausage anywhere and trust me I've looked...

Not "The Lowest of the Low"? Or Matthew Good Band?

Not "The Lowest of the Low"?

I prefer ceviche without lime. I prefer pad thai without lime. I'll still eat it, but I find it just ends up overpowering everything else in the dish.

I'm really not a fan of lime juice in food. Any food.

Well I found your wording confusing.

Gonna make some sausage, peppers and onions tonight with hot italian sausage, green, red and orange bell peppers, yellow onion, minced garlic, basil, oregano and about 1/4 cup of an undecided type of white wine (or maybe marsala). Any suggestions on variations, additions to this to make it a...

Well, one cute teacher and one "pretty meh but who cares it's a threesome" teacher

It's actually in Hamden. It's called Mikro. Top notch place. Awesome food, great beer selection and great whiskey selection.

It's true. God invented them. From women's beans. That's why men have two beans and women have none.

They do. There is a gastropub near my house in CT that serves authentic poutine. And I know because I went to college 40 minutes south of Montreal.

Wow, these women were even dumb enough to record it? What does RP say about this? What did this 16 yo bring to the table as "alpha fucks"? Tattoos? A sweet backpack? Wait wait wait... was he black?

Indeed.

Yea that's pretty fucked up. But really there is only one thing to do. Realize she's a nutjob and move on with life. Easier said than done though.

I think the word you're looking for actually is "trade-off" in your case chaos. This is what I said: Doesn't sound like you have that. So it's a trade-off. The trade-off is you married a woman who didn't have a career, and it made economic sense for her to stay at home because her income wasn't...

Would you not be able to hire a lawyer that knows the system just as well?

Well if you both make a similar amount of money, and continue to make similar amounts of money throughout the marriage she shouldn't be able to take you to the cleaners. Alimony is pretty much out the window. Really, kids are where things get messy but if you have kids outside of marriage all...

That's one way to look at. What bothers me isn't the fact that lifestyle just wouldn't work for me, what bothers me is stay at home moms, for whatever reason, feel the need to constantly pat themselves on the back and act as though they are the most precious people on earth. A friend of mine's...

I don't know what ubi did, and I *think* his starting weight was higher and age may also play a factor but... I went from 280 to 180 in about 10 months when I was 20 years old and never had loose skin. I had stretch marks which have slowly gone away but never loose skin. I was lifting 6 days...

These female teachers always get caught the same exact way. The male student brags about it and the wrong person overhears it. Buncha jealous muh fuckas blowin shit up.

To switch it up, I present you all with this gem: Being a Stay-at-Home Parent is a Luxury - For Your Spouse

Yea, I did.

We've all already told you what to do. You just don't want to listen. You're expecting some kind of magic silver bullet that's going to fix everything for you. This marriage is not worth fixing. Walk away.

Let's be honest. For Hop heads there is no bad time of year for beer in the USA. IPA's are such a prevalent, mainstream style here you can always find good, hoppy beer. And most of them aren't seasonal releases. Whereas maltheads are screwed until fall/winter. And a large majority of the good...

I just quit smoking cigarettes. Everything is rustling my jimmies right about now. Been about a week.

1) She looked nothing like Pam from Archer. Even though her and her friends looked a little "high maintenance" she was fit and attractive. 2) He explicitly said she was shit in bed. Pam is a freak.

You have absolutely 0 understanding of what Cad was saying in that quote.

I don't see how it's an issue. They need to get divorced. It's an utter failure of a marriage. So since you're getting divorced anyway, just get the paternity test. I don't think she can legally refuse can she?

3 Sentence rule applies.

Not when you realize their jobs can literally mean life or death.

I hope you didn't take that picture off a public website that has all her other information (like her facebook page). These nerds are gonna reverse image lookup hax that shit, find out her facebook profile, then stir up drama. Why do you guys insist on posting pictures of the women you've...

Except, you aren't right, you child. Literally, you're a man child. The two of you just need to go your separate ways, and once you decide to do that you can both start to become better human beings not holding each other back. Also, get a paternity test.