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My stories are boring in comparison. The level of crazy achieved by Julian's nurse was never achieved by any of the women I dated, they just got to a certain level of crazy faster is all (the day after our first date). And that's lucky for me, since one in particular I would have been nervous...

Trust me, that didn't set the record. I've "dated" crazies who went turbo psycho in way less time. But this story is awesome. Julian, be happy you have stories like this. They are great party conversation. I hope you're still alive and you didn't get "Dear Zacharied"

Just get the vasectomy.

Not wearing a condom adds to the excitement. Don't listen to these guys Julian, sex is never the same with a jimmy hat. Roll the dice, live on the edge. High stakes sexual encounters!

In my eyes the best trade in is 4 uniques for 50 relics. Everything else is second fiddle. But I have no idea on the chances of upper tier vs being totally random on the runes.

Which was just her trying to make him apologize and beg. Then she manufactured a bad day (who knows, maybe she did actually have a bad day, but based on past experiences her day was probably fine and this was just her excuse to get you to come to her after her first plan failed). I mean, it's...

Nah she's nuts AND immature after hearing about her weeping episode. Have fun with the great sex for a while, but this broad was crying and/or lying about a "dead" cell phone and a "fight" with mommy dearest. And instead of plugging in the cellphone to make a call to Julian like a normal...

Being open and honest is fine. Throwing in the "She started crying" bit is just fishing for a reaction, which you got. But honestly going to sign papers or give your ex back some of their shit isn't really necessary to bring up in a topic of conversation so early on. I mean, if that was a...

Damn, missed it

Uh oh, if Julian is lying to us, just what else did he do to that poor, sane, perfect nurse lady? She's a victim.

Oh ghost peppers were too spicy? You don't say....

I agree with Eomer. It's a lot like a woman saying "I ran into this guy I used to fuck at the super market. It was super awkward, and I'm pretty sure he's still not over me". There was no reason to tell her that other than to inflate your own ego. I mean shit, we've all done it... "Pffft, bitch...

It never does.

Just had a steak quesarito. Dat sauce.

Are you using a 32 bit OS? Did you do the recommended registry hack to fix it?

Anyone got an extra code they snagged? Stuck at work, can't get to Facebook

I AFK farmed up around 2300 slices today while watching the US Open. Best part is I also went from legendary rank 2 to 25% into rank 5 and a bunch of omega points too.

I wasn't taking this seriously. Unless you thought I was really calling you a holocaust denier. And I will white knight peppers til my dying breath!

Well I guess you're right he didn't deny the defense mechanism. But animals do have taste buds and preferences. They just aren't as picky as us (though humans aren't too picky either). Anyway, spicy food is plenty delicious.

What are you talking about? You denied that the heat of peppers was a natural defense mechanism. That's the only reason I linked that article. And I will keep eating them, because they are delicious. Ever had chipotles packed in Adobo? Hot damn that's good stuff.

Bugs put the heat in chili peppers | UW Today

Now that you mention it, I can't remember the last time I got a fortune card drop. Pretty sure it's been over a month and I play pretty much every day. P.S. I'm gonna be playing pretty much all night tonight, got characters in most level ranges. If anyone wants to pull some midtown...

Yeah but that 50% is pretty standard for all events along with whatever else they are doing. This has been just that 50% for going on 2 weeks now with nothing else (the presents were awesome yea). They've had WAY better events in the past. I was expecting something grandiose for this big 1 year...

Marvel is dropping the ball with this anniversary business. No special drops, no special events, what the hell is going on here?

Yes, outside of the cargo shorts. If you want to dress comfortably I would suggest getting some bermuda shorts. They are much lighter than cargo shorts and also way more stylish.

I bet you're a holocaust denier too.

Well if you were somewhere like Utah it's very possible the beer had no alcohol in it.

No way man, it's a defense mechanism. Birds just overcame that shit. Why do you think they eat the shit out of hot peppers? Because they are goddamn tasty!

I couldn't get through "The Grey". Not because I thought it was bad or anything but simply because Liam Neeson's character didn't make me root for him enough to keep watching while all the other inbred convicts acted retarded all around him. I think I watched the first 25 minutes or so.

I'm sorry but the reason those peppers are so hot (the naturally occurring, non crossbred ones) is a natural defense mechanism BECAUSE they taste so fucking good. It's science you nitwits. I'm not even kidding. Plenty of really hot food is really damn tasty.

And some of us aren't opting out. Some of us want that, but we're educated and patient and not willing to jump into that stage of our lives with someone who isn't worth travelling down that road with... for us. Children aren't a decision to be made lightly. Some people forsake logic because of...

Well duh, the kids were there with no teacher? Hrmm, wonder why the old man is still alive... doesn't really take away from the story. There are a lot of good stories where you know what happened, the point isn't the twist it's how the characters react and the aftermath. Full Metal Alchemist is...

Thor hasn't had his 52 review yet

It's funny you say that because years ago I can remember having to order my food "slightly spicy" at Indian Restaurants and it would come out perfect, plenty of heat but not Vindaloo levels of tear your mouth apart. Nowadays I can order frigan five alarm spicy from those same restaurants and...

Well if you enjoy a simple play style where you just lay down a couple turrets then hold down one button sure. But if not he's really, really boring.

It will. They do a good job with those 52 reviews. I haven't been disappointed yet.

Terrible argument. I'm single and I'm goddamn awesome.

Atta boy.

She was raised traditional Portuguese. She's gonna be a bangin' cook and do all the housework. And she's gonna wanna fuck err'where in the house because her parents finally aren't there. But then there's that slow decline to the dark side everyone is talking about. But I'm pretty sure as long as...