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he aint gonna get fat sippin wine in a park getting his dick sucked, unless it's an everyday thing.. then it's weird for a myriad of reasons

I really wanted to go for my master's right out of school, but at the same time I also wanted to work. I might try to get it at night one day, but right now with the kid I don't want to miss anything he does by being at school all night. The plus side is MIT is literally right across the street...

Since mord keeeps bringing it up, whether it's this new guy or someone else, we would really need someone that wants to tank with me every friday night. I thought mord did good, but the writing is on the wall haha. Someone use the batphone and call Poid!!!!

I don't eat fast food much, and it's not like one drink will kill me. Surprisingly enough, I don't really care for sweets at all - I'd eat a steak over ice cream any day. I know there are diabetic guys out there that carry around candy and can't drop the stuff but I've never done that. When I...

can confirm - source: drank 2 bottles at my brothers wedding (among other things) and woke up in a hospital

The 1 year checking in this upcoming Tuesday.. I told my wife to chill out until then but she went into full blown panic mode. Right now she is completely irrational in every way about this. She cried ALL NIGHT about it, saying stuff like she was sad about how hard of a life he was going to...

I was joking man, trying to be a hardo I finally got to play at 11:30 last night (wife problems, don't ask), so I only got a good hour and a half in. Love the game so far. The first boss was pretty difficult as Deprived. Had about 3HP and a tiny club which kind of sucked. Actually the boss...

She's mostly worried because (in no particular order) : he doesn't point, clap, wave, hasn't said mama, says no words at all in fact except Dada (not at me), doesn't respond to his name, doesn't mimic people, doesn't play peekaboo, and a myriad of things I can't remember. Of course she just...

Monday I talked her down and told her rather than focusing on what hes not doing, focus on what he is doing. Crawling like a maniac, trying to walk, sharing toys, giving high fives, smiling when we talk to him, being the man in general. We were good for a day then today it all went to shit...

Someone stole my bag with 1000 on books and I felt my life was over

Like I said bro

Well i found that out on day 1. Thanks smartphone manufacturers

At 1 year wife is convinced son is autistic. I'm losing my fucking mind reassuring her. Today I didn't even want to come home from work... She was crying on the phone.... Bros, what did i do wrong

Today was only the pre grand opening, only town residents could get in. I fear for tomorrow. Also it was 645 and they closed at 700 tonight. No way.

Basically vorphs post could've started with "for any faggots"

Not today boys. Line stretches 1 mile

this mothafucka

I will say, the last few years I've gone condomless and it is the greatest thing ever I had to wear one after our first child because we weren't quite sure about having a second yet and it was the worst thing ever. Would've rather had AIDS

Oh yeah I remember random affixes in diablo 3, the stupidest fucking shit ever

Ooooh, looks a little low. DENIED Just kidding everyone is welcome. You can even come to HFC if you want, 90% of the stuff is rotted

We have an open floor plan and the stairway is in the living room which is open to both the kitchen and dining room. DAMN OPEN FLOOR PLANS!!!!

There's a queue man. Just look back at last week

I was joking, we dont need him mord!!! You're one of us now, one of the tanks!! Welcome to being blamed for everything

Maybe that guy will just show up and join our guild. This is what he was looking for all along....

dumb here too

The bottom of the stairs is only a wall on one side, other side is banister and completely open. Unfortunately neither of those will work in that area. I need to fasten it to the banister somehow, let me see if I can find a pic. Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet

This is a bit weird, but anyone got any ideas for a gate at the bottom of my stairs? I'll have to get a picture later, but basically one side is the wall and the other is our banister. The railing is pretty thick in comparison to the rods (if that's what you call them). They're very skinny and...

Don't come in here with rational thoughts. Ever since Onoes stopped providing entertaining content this is all we have... nitpicking people's experiences like old grandmas in a nursining home watching people walk by.

Don't forget the boxed wine that was there

isn't fifey the guy that said he would rather go to bed early than bang anyways

I don't have to punch a person in the face to realize that punching someone in the face sometimes is justice enough. I do watch a lot of street fighting compilations sometimes

Probably just a shitlord who couldn't handle not having a shield in BB

Of all the companies to torrent

I don't know, I don't go around punching people in the face. Everything is so subject to laws. I believe people punching people in the face should face any penalties coming their way. Doesn't mean I don't enjoy a good ol fashion beat down. You're trying to argue with me over words, but...

I'm a big fan of punching people in the face that want to run their mouths. I've never done it, but I admire it. I especially enjoy that any adult basically has enough power behind their punch to kill someone, either from the blunt force or the impact on the ground. The real lesson is...

Did you play scholar of the first sin? I felt it greatly improved upon that.

Like I've said a hundred times, this is like the 4th Sonic in MA, and the only one in the SE area - the nearest one is probably 45-50 miles away. It's BIG. Like... they had a private party the other day to celebrate the opening with cops out front blocking the entrance and traffic was backed up...

im not gay man, I don't play nintendo products

Now im naked, now what

Kid has been kind of a shit the last few days with sleeping (waking up at 11:30 and also 11:00 on another day and refusing to go back to sleep). Last night his eye was all swollen and red, so hoping that clears up. The reason I post this is just a warning that if something happens on Friday...